JD

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Basically.. this is the idea..

 

it's sorta like a ripoff of "Nada" from They Live.

 

Only in the WWE.

 

You get the guy, who is around only because he can't find work. Then he finds the glasses and finds that the WWE is infested with aliens posing as humans.

 

Vince McMahon, Triple H, Ric Flair, Randy Orton, Lita, Kane, Undertaker, Batista, JBL, Jim Ross.. all really aliens assuming the form of humans.

 

JD (Short for John Doe) or "Nada" would want about how the aliens have a grip on power and are using it to oppress human wrestlers.

 

"They want us to sleep and cheer for the aliens they pose as heroes. They use us as toys in their chess game. They have the control. There are those who collaborate for their own means."

 

Yes, JD is also a face.

 

"You see, I take these glasses off, Lita looks like a regular person... on.. formaldehyde face."

 

JD would also rant about a secret signal which allows the WWE aliens to hide their forms.

 

Music idea: "Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks & Cannibal Girls"

 

It's probably completely freaking insane to run a gimmick where the guy's a face saying that the other guys in the company are really aliens.

 

I don't think that JD would do the scene where Piper guns down the aliens in the bank.

 

One other thing, JD would claim that The Rock is really a human (Which is why he called himself "The People's Champ"), but he collaborated from time to time.

 

Running a completely freaking insane babyface couldn't be that bad.. right?

[Copper Feel 0]

dude you should definatly book wwe!