Super friends: saturday morning commie liberals!

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I came across this at some other forum.

 

 

Since it fits both the "Comic Book" and "Jokes" categories of this forum, I figured you would enjoy this:

 

"The Super Friends: Those saturday morning commie Liberals!!!!"

Posted by Dr Fate on Apr-26-02 at 02:48 PM

 

This was part of a post from a month or so ago...got bored and revised it...

 

Okay, first off we have to assume that the Hall of Justice as well as the "expenses" of the Superfriends are tax-payer funded, making them another "big-government", "tax & spend", liberal program. (I believe Marvels Avengers had a similar set-up)

 

Superman: This cosmic immigrant knows what it's like to be an out-cast. Though he could use his powers to rule the earth, he protects the little guy. He never kills, but turns his villians over to the Justice system, or a life time sentence to the "phanton zone."

Schuster & Siegel's creation is either the classic "wandering jew", or a parody of Christ(parallels to :immaculate conception(His adoptive parents could not have natural birth), a "son" sent to be earth's "savior".

 

Batman: this generous philanthropist also shows mercy on his enemies, always turning them over to Arkahm Asylum for medical treatment.

Considering his disdain for guns(parents killed by handgun wielding "Joe Chill"), it is unlikely that the Wayne foundation will be making any donations to the NRA...

 

Robin: This teen idol makes NSYNC look like celibate monks, not exactly a follower of the right-wings absitnence programs...his outfit is a chick magnet-Just ask Burt Ward !!

 

Wonder Women: This Bi-sexual bomb-shell loves to tie up men while clad in high-heel boots. A citizen of the all-women "Amazons" island, it is safe to say she lives an "alternative" lifestyle.

 

Aquaman- A real new-ager/enviro-wacko type. This prince of Atlantis loves clean oceans, and hangs out with whales. Liberal as the day is long.

 

Hawkman & Hawkwomen: Though these intergalactic police officers may be considered conservative on their home planet, they tend to lean to the left here on earth, considering their penchant for science and archeology. Besides, how could a class act like the "Hawks" be repugs?

 

Green Lantern: Member of the galactically integrated "Green-Lantern Corp." Often accused by Art Bell types(and Green Arrow!) of being part of a "New Cosmic Order". The key word here is "green".

 

Green Arrow: stole this from Zomby Woof (sorry Woof!) :

“Green Arrow (Oliver Queen), in the hands of Denny O'Neill in the early 70's, while co-starring with Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) - took on the pressing issues of the day: Vietnam, ecology, racial tensions, etc., with righteous indignation (and some great trick arrows). Forget villains from outer space - GA had some cleaning up to do on Mother Earth. In one heated exchange with Jordan, he railed against him and the Lantern Corps and the Guardians as being "fascists".

 

Shazam(Captain Marvel): another New-age egyptian pagan type. Also a victim of child labor violations, and he is a "liberal media" conspirator(paper boy)

 

Wondertwins: These two enviro-nuts are poster children for the Clean-water and endangered species acts...

 

So you see, the Superfriends are'nt just super- they're super-Liberals!!!