Guest Staravenger Report post Posted July 14, 2004 So....let's recap. Ichiro doubled, Pudge tripled, Manny hit a home run, Giambi reached on an error, Jeter singled, and Soriano hit a home run. Damn what a first inning...that had to be the worst beating I've ever seen in the 1st inning of an all-star game. Oh, and Clemens struck out 2, and 1 was the fucking pitcher. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 "I picked a helluva day to quit drinking." -- Roger Clemens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Ha maybe the N.L. will be so good that Clemens bats lol! Thanks. Yeah, nice one....Poo-holes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted July 14, 2004 "I picked a helluva day to quit drinking." -- Roger Clemens. and Pujols get's a double...(cues ominous music) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nelly's Bandaid Report post Posted July 14, 2004 BUT 1ST IS OPEN!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 They pitch to Bonds...and he pops out? omgwtf Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Bonds with the Big Time Pop Up to CF. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Ha...I hope the Cubs and the rest of the NL Central can sodomize Clemens in similar fashion. Sammy better bat better than he fields. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted July 14, 2004 They pitch to Bonds...and he pops out? omgwtf Talk about ironic....and I have a nose bleed. FUCK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 I Feel really stupid for buying into the Astro's preseason hype.. and Mulder hits Rolen.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 CHECK HIS BAT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 If you homer, Mike, I promise you the eight-year-old boy that lives next door to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted July 14, 2004 And Piazza strikes out. Great... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Did anyone else get that ho-hum vibe from Piazza? He tried to golf that one pitch! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Well that was a beautiful bunch of bullshit, that inning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 I cant believe of all the pitchers the NL has they are going to use Dan Kolb now in the 2nd inning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Will A.L's beatings continue until moral inproves in the N.L? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Did anyone else get that ho-hum vibe from Piazza? He tried to golf that one pitch! Yeah, the hell was that? Maybe he wanted to get outta there so he could drive to the day care center and pick up his hot date. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Did anyone else get that ho-hum vibe from Piazza? He tried to golf that one pitch! Yeah, the hell was that? Maybe he wanted to get outta there so he could drive to the day care center and pick up his hot date. What's with the pedophile jokes on Piazza? I don't follow the Mets or it's players so I don't get it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 I cant believe of all the pitchers the NL has they are going to use Dan Kolb now in the 2nd inning. Well McKeon is a senile old coot. "Heh heh heh, cigars taste good, I like cigars," nobody gives a flying fuck you geriatric ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Well I guess I understand why Kolb is in.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Pudge loves Yanni? ok. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted July 14, 2004 If you like Yanni you better have a good swing....to hit bullies that want to kick your ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Yanni? There's no Yanni in baseball? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Kolb reminds me a bit of Big Bossman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted July 14, 2004 And the top of the inning ends after a whole lot of nothing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Kolb reminds me a bit of Big Bossman. And I've got 100 reasons why he's better than Roger Clemens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Kolb reminds me a bit of Big Bossman. And I've got 100 reasons why he's better than Roger Clemens. How is Clemens like Goldberg? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted July 14, 2004 Did anyone else get that ho-hum vibe from Piazza? He tried to golf that one pitch! Yeah, the hell was that? Maybe he wanted to get outta there so he could drive to the day care center and pick up his hot date. What's with the pedophile jokes on Piazza? I don't follow the Mets or it's players so I don't get it he is dating a 19 year old model. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted July 14, 2004 KOLB looks like Bossman and Berkman looks like NASCAR'S Tony Stewart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
