Guest Report post Posted May 2, 2002 dude u just needto swim up behind ger and bite down on herdorsal fin. she will then return to your tropical inshore waters when she is ready to bitrthrh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 2, 2002 Uh....what the fuck is wrong with you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 2, 2002 i think i am a shark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted May 2, 2002 does that make it hard to type. it seems like it would to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 3, 2002 Well, it seems like nobody is giving me any reasonable advice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted May 3, 2002 Will you just shut the fuck up already? You fucked things up on your own because you wouldn't listen to anyone's advice. The advice I gave you was perfectly reasonably, but you chose to do the exact opposite of what I told you to do, and now you want more advice? For what? You aren't going to listen and now you have a fucked up pile of shit on your hands. If you keep doing asshole stuff like you did, you are going to be a lonely guy. Not that you aren't one already anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Bad Apple Report post Posted May 3, 2002 Wow, someone is a bitter virgin. Yup, that must be it. Anyone who says bad things about some dumbass has to bitter about something. wasn't that what I was doing anyway though? ahh fuck I can't remember. So ... you're bitter about something? In the future you should learn to speak with an increased amount of clarity! dude u just needto swim up behind ger and bite down on herdorsal fin. she will then return to your tropical inshore waters when she is ready to bitrthrh i think i am a shark. You, my friend, are fucking funny. Well, it seems like nobody is giving me any reasonable advice. It's one thing to actually follow it before saying it doesn't work; it's another to come to that conclusion after totally disregarding it in the first place, especially considering your plan of attack had its skull busted open before it even threw its first punch. You were advised to not go around asking the friends of a girl you barely knew for her number. But, being that you're a gutless loser, you opted to ignore that suggestion. Then you come here crying about how the course of action you were warned against taking ended up shifting your chances from nothing to six feet below that. Of course, the way you put it was miles less clever, not to mention oceans more pathetic. And what would her number do, anyway? Not gonna be too much help if your balls haven't even dropped enough to introduce yourself. Maybe it's our fault, though ... not doing as much as you seemed to expect. Really ... shame on everybody for not offering to come to your school and threaten her so you could save the day with a few karate kicks and some one-liners you cribbed from Steven Seagal. Hey, jackass ... desirable women don't normally throw themselves on sorry social retards who can't even work up the nerve to talk to them. Losers like that aren't going to usually end up bagging the dream girl ... deal with it. This is life, not the fucking Disney Channel. Oh, and I've taken the time to do up a little skit that might give you a better picture of what a dumbass you are (sans actual pictures): ---------- [ Scott Keith's Biggest Fan is the new assistant to door-to-door vaccuum cleaner sales-veteran, pinnacleofallthingsmanly. They approach a house. ] Scott Keith's Biggest Fan: Hey, how about I greet them this time. I'll go, "You better buy this vacuum because it's straight from the street. And we're not leaving until you do." pinnacleofallthingsmanly: Not a very smart idea. Bad etiquette. Just say something like, "How are you feeling this afternoon? Sorry to bother you, but we're here to offer you a bargain on the most powerful, most efficient vacuum manufactured in the county!" Then you run down the features ... blah, blah, blah ... I'm sure you know all of this. Scott Keith's Biggest Fan: Yup. I'll remember that greeting, too! pinnacleofallthingsmanly: Good. Here ... how 'bout you go this one alone. I'll be eating lunch in the truck. Scott Keith's Biggest Fan: Well ... a-alone? pinnacleofallthingsmanly: Yeah, why not. This place is some big money ... quick and easy. These people go through vaccum cleaners like squares of toilet paper. If you follow everything I've taught you, you'll do fine. [ Fast-forward about three minutes. Scott Keith's Biggest Fan returns to the truck. ] Scott Keith's Biggest Fan: I'm fucked. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. I'M FUCKED!!!! pinnacleofallthingsmanly: Huh? What? Scott Keith's Biggest Fan: She didn't wanna buy anything! pinnacleofallthingsmanly: Why? What'd you do? Scott Keith's Biggest Fan: Well, I ask this guy answers and I ask him if he has girlfriend. He said he had a wife, so ask if he can get me his number. But his friends are there, and he goes and yells what I asked to everyone. Then I told him I sell vacuums and that he better buy one or I wouldn't leave. Then he's all like, "You have five seconds to get off my property before I hurt you." pinnacleofallthingsmanly: Well, if you're not going to listen to me, then get the hell outta the truck and walk your ass home. Scott Keith's Biggest Fan: It's not my fault! You didn't give me any reasonable advice! ---------- You suck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 3, 2002 he did fuck up badly. but cut him some slack guys. he's 15, I think we all made asses out of ourselvs around girls when we were 15. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted May 3, 2002 Yea, cut the kid some slack... man I screwed up way worse when I was 13, and I've still never been in a relationship and I'm 18. There are many freshman at my school who get laid more than I do... as a red blooded American senior, that's just not right OK, here's my serious advice for you, Scott Keith's Biggest Fan: give it up. Seriously, rather than type out my whole story here (which I might do tomorrow anyway if I'm desperate for posts, wanna make it to Smackdown by this weekend but need to write a column or two in the meantime as well), if I had just realized when she didn't want me that that was the time to stop, I never would have been where I have today: totally self-inconfident around them. I can talk to them, and say anything to them, hell I can even flirt with them easily... but meaningful conversation? A date? It just never happens... I get tongue-tied and they're just not interested. Anyway, learn to give up, and give up on this girl now, so you don't mess up even more and become a social wreck like me. I'm actually so sick and tired of this stuff that I haven't seriously tried to get a date since... damn, sophomore year. Looks like I won't get laid until college at least... and in this country, that's socially inacceptable. Unless you're a Canadian, in which case you can just go smoke out with CWM and forget the whole ordeal that way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Bad Apple Report post Posted May 3, 2002 he did fuck up badly. but cut him some slack guys. he's 15, I think we all made asses out of ourselvs around girls when we were 15. If someone's begging for advice and then can't even be bothered to follow it ... they deserve whatever they get. "Cut him some slack"? Do most jackasses feel obligated to stick up for each other like this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 3, 2002 Unless you're a Canadian, in which case you can just go smoke out with CWM and forget the whole ordeal that way. it's smoke UP not smoke OUT dude. but good thought. I had SERIOUS problems with girls when i was younger (i might post some stories some time) and you know what? I learnt from my mistakes. and you will too. Maybe you've fucked up your chances with this girl but when the next girl that catches your eye comes along you won't make the same mistake. remember: Teenage years= Life Experince Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 3, 2002 he did fuck up badly. but cut him some slack guys. he's 15, I think we all made asses out of ourselvs around girls when we were 15. If someone's begging for advice and then can't even be bothered to follow it ... they deserve whatever they get. "Cut him some slack"? Do most jackasses feel obligated to stick up for each other like this? Look OBA. I wasn't 'sticking up' for the kid. I was pointing out he's only 15 and that we are all older than him and have more experince with women. He's a kid for fuck's sake. And I agreed that he fucked up by not following Pinnacle's advice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted May 3, 2002 Teenage years= Life Experince Awww... don't rub it in CWM Sorry about the blunder, I've never smoked UP (got it right this time!) or done any drugs or alcohol in my life, and let me tell you... it makes suburban life even more frustrating! Anyway onto matters of love... there will always be others, unless you just give up like me. Maybe CWM and I can both post stories... I'd do it, it's not like I have anything to lose, not like any of you know me in real life or anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted May 3, 2002 I wouldn't give the guy any shit if he had fucked up because he didn't know any better, but when you seek advice and totally disregard the advice that you are given and then ask for more advice as if the advice that was initially given to you didn't work, you deserve to hear about it. I didn't make fun of any of his past efforts and I tried to help the guy out, but he acted like a dumbass. Don't ask for help and disregard it when it comes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 3, 2002 oh i agree with you pinnacle. I just thought that osama is a jerk....i mean one bad apple took his critiscm too far (as usual) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted May 3, 2002 Evenflow, let's see how you feel if he decides to ignore everything you said, continues to chase the new girl, comes on here tomorrow talking about how fucked he is and says that nobody is giving reasonable advice. Well, it seems like nobody is giving me any reasonable advice. WTF? When you do the opposite of what someone tells you and totally fuck everything up, how the hell do you say something as stupid as that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 3, 2002 pinnacle I DID give him advice. A couple of times and he ignored my advice too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Bad Apple Report post Posted May 3, 2002 Look OBA. I wasn't 'sticking up' for the kid. Telling me to "cut him some slack" is sticking up for someone. I was pointing out he's only 15 and that we are all older than him and have more experince with women. Maybe if he posted things without sounding like a moron. He's a kid for fuck's sake. How old are you? oh i agree with you pinnacle. I just thought that osama is a jerk....i mean one bad apple took his critiscm too far (as usual) I think everything I said was completely justified. He's an imbecile. I had fun, too. Why does it matter to you, anyway? You are very strange! ??? pinnacle I DID give him advice. A couple of times and he ignored my advice too. Your advice was to smoke some weed, which he explained he wasn't going to do. Because, of course, that works on all girls. And that came off more as a way to make yourself look "cool" than actual advice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted May 3, 2002 Yup, that must be it. Anyone who says bad things about some dumbass has to bitter about something. wasn't that what I was doing anyway though? ahh fuck I can't remember. So ... you're bitter about something? In the future you should learn to speak with an increased amount of clarity! Sorry for not meeting all the restricted guidelines while posting you jackass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted May 3, 2002 Making concise statements isn't a guidline, it's what people usually do to get their point across. Why is everyone so angry in here? We have name calling and everything else going on in here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 4, 2002 pinnacle I DID give him advice. A couple of times and he ignored my advice too. Your advice was to smoke some weed, which he explained he wasn't going to do. Because, of course, that works on all girls. One Bad Apple your a fucking idiot. I gave him other advice too. read the whole fucking topic. I told the guy to go up to her and start a conversation and take it from there. that's advice last time i checked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted May 4, 2002 Making concise statements isn't a guidline, it's what people usually do to get their point across. Why is everyone so angry in here? We have name calling and everything else going on in here. While there are a couple angry ones, I wouldn't say everyone on the board engages in name calling and such... at least I don't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Bad Apple Report post Posted May 4, 2002 One Bad Apple your a fucking idiot. I gave him other advice too. read the whole fucking topic. I told the guy to go up to her and start a conversation and take it from there. that's advice last time i checked. Yeah, I saw that. It was just your first idea without the marijuana. Just figured you decided to omit that part after he told you she wasn't into marijuana-people. I agree with what you said about just starting a conversation. Not really the most helpful advice, being that it should be common sense. But, hey ... you gotta consider the moron receiving it. By the way ... calling me an idiot because you assumed I overlooked something? It's obvious you have trouble responding to me with any degree of effectiveness, not to mention drawing a connection between your bowel movements and the toilet. You should consider maybe giving it up, although doing that with one of them would mean your parents'd have to deal with the odor that often fills the air for longer than they expected. Why is everyone so angry in here? With the possible exception of dreamer, I don't think anyone seems all that angry. I take pride in being a very mellow fellow! We have name calling and everything else going on in here. Well ... it's kinda fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 4, 2002 it IS kinda fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted May 4, 2002 Evenflow, let's see how you feel if he decides to ignore everything you said, continues to chase the new girl, comes on here tomorrow talking about how fucked he is and says that nobody is giving reasonable advice. Oh! I didn't even notice you had addressed me personally until now... sorry for the late reply, didn't want to seem like I was ignoring you. Yes, I agree that you're right, but it is hard to follow other people's advice, especially people you don't really know who aren't around in real life to give constant peer pressure. Although for him to ignore the advice and complain about ignoring it is pretty dumb. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted May 4, 2002 i think i am a shark. I don't really want to encourage the guy, but apparently I'm the only one who thinks this way... I can't stop laughing each time I read this response. Maybe it's 'cuz I'm not thinking straight 'cuz I'm tired, but it's funny, at least in this one instant it is... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 4, 2002 You should consider maybe giving it up, although doing that with one of them would mean your parents'd have to deal with the odor that often fills the air for longer than they expected. WTF does that mean? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 8, 2002 BOO-YAH!!!! It seems the new girl wasn't uncomfortable after that kid told her that I liked her. She thought it was a joke so when I came up to her and asked for her number, she said yes!!!!!! BOO-YAH!!! So I don't really have a chance. That's okay. I will soon. Sweet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted May 8, 2002 I think you might be a moron. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
