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Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly

Then again, you did learn your lesson and ask for the number yourself. Maybe you're not such a moron afterall. Then again, she does have a boyfriend who can kick you ass doesn't she?

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Guest evenflowDDT

Eh, boyfriend or not, ass-kicking or not, I think we were all morons at that age... by the way, Scott Keith's Biggest Fan, in your signature, it's John Leguizamo... you spelled it wrong.

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Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly

I wasn't a moron! I was perfect damnit!

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Guest Big Poppa Popick

/rikishi

 

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The boyfriend is starting to get suscpicious that I may be getting a little too close with her. Oh shit. I'm a little fearful that if he finds out I called her, he'll kick my ass.

 

But that won't stop me from calling her. I'll do it!

 

Tomorrow.:D

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The boyfriend is starting to get suscpicious that I may be getting a little too close with her. Oh shit. I'm a little fearful that if he finds out I called her, he'll kick my ass.

 

But that won't stop me from calling her. I'll do it!

 

Tomorrow.:D

Well if he does re-arrange you into a pretzel I would suggest looking at other girls and not fixating on one.  Because the second beating would probably be worse.

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Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly
I plan on doing it tomorrow.

 

Didn't you say that last week?

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He's not going to call her........I haven't seen him lately so maybe her boyfriend put him into a coma.

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The guy is my friend. I did call the girl but she wasn't there so I plan to call her again this week.

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Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly

Excellent. Jesuit Pig, you know you have to give me some dirt on this guy now.

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That topic post might has been the most fagtastic thing I've read here in a while.

 

Lemme start at the beginning, as opposed to my usual beginning at the start:

 

<snip really long part>

 

(p.S. p.S. What to do when I am out of junior high?:(

Go to high school.

Funniest fucking thing I've read all day.

 

Thank you One Bad Apple.

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Can't you just ask her out on a date? (well, maybe not the one with the ass-kicking boyfriend) It conveys interest without all that awkward "Well, I like you a lot" stuff. If she says yes, then you get to go out and do stuff with her for a few hours, and if she enjoys it, then go out again. If she says no/hates the date, then forget her and look for some other girl. Easy.

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I've asked all the girls I liked to go to the Junior High Prom with me but they all already have dates. To top it off, the ass-kicking boyfriend told me point blank not to call his girl anymore. Well, geez, I call her once, she's not there, and now I can't call her anymore!!

 

I am really taking a risk, but I'm still going to talk to her, still going to call her and end up in a hospital looking like a pretzel. But you know the saying: "All is fair in love and war."

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Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly
Quote (cobainwasmurdered @ May 21 2002,19:19)

SIGH. your pathetic.

 

WTF does that mean?

 

SIGH. Apparently you're stupid too.

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Guest caboose
Ha ha.

 

Seriously, why I pathetic?

For the same reason the sky is blue:

 

It's just the way it is.

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Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly

It seems as though your own question is answer enough.

 

Seriously, why I pathetic?

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I've asked all the girls I liked to go to the Junior High Prom with me but they all already have dates. To top it off, the ass-kicking boyfriend told me point blank not to call his girl anymore. Well, geez, I call her once, she's not there, and now I can't call her anymore!!

There are Junior High Proms now? With Junior High Prom after-parties? WTF?!?!?!?!

 

I just can't stand it when people younger than me get more than me...

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I've asked all the girls I liked to go to the Junior High Prom with me but they all already have dates. To top it off, the ass-kicking boyfriend told me point blank not to call his girl anymore. Well, geez, I call her once, she's not there, and now I can't call her anymore!!

There are Junior High Proms now? With Junior High Prom after-parties? WTF?!?!?!?!

 

I just can't stand it when people younger than me get more than me...

Little Bastards

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Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly

Normally I wouldn't say mean things to someone, but since you have a head like a hole, I'll sum everything up for you.

 

You are a dumb fuck.

 

I don't want you to get up in arms or anything, but I was itching to say that.

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::CWM puts a coin in pinnacle's collection plate::

 

amen.

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Normally I wouldn't say mean things to someone, but since you have a head like a hole, I'll sum everything up for you.

 

You are a dumb fuck.

 

I don't want you to get up in arms or anything, but I was itching to say that.

[/b]YOUR A DUM FUCK.YEAH I'M TALKING TO YOU.YOU WROTE ON MY MESSAGE BOARD THAT I'M A DUM FUCK.YOUR MOM IS A DUM FUCK BITCH ASS CANDIAN.

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[/b]YOUR A DUM FUCK.YEAH I'M TALKING TO YOU.YOU WROTE ON MY MESSAGE BOARD THAT I'M A DUM FUCK.YOUR MOM IS A DUM FUCK BITCH ASS CANDIAN.

Who the fuck do you think you are?  Owen Meany?

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