I need some love help

[Guest]

Okay y'all. I am going to update you on my situation before I tell you my promblem a'ight?:

 

Okay, there has been a girl that I have been madly in love with since 1998 (or the 5th grade), although in actuality, I didn't relize that I was in love with her until 2000 when we were at a bowling alley together and the moment we sat next to each other...it was as if God himself had put us there in that same building because we are met to be together. I tried to ignore that special feeling for a few months until I couldn't resist it anymore and started to chase after her.

 

At first, I started out with friends with her. We devoloped a very good phone relationship and I relize that I had a lot more in common with her than I thought thus proving that God put us in that building that day cuz it was fate. Soon, she started to notice that I paid a little extra special attention to her, and then, I dropped the bomb on her by writting a love letter bascially telling her that "I Love You". She responded witht the words a lovestruck man never wants to hear: "Let's just be friends." Like a dagger to heart type pain.

 

But I am a stubborn boy and I didn't give up. The weird part was that she and I continued our great phone relationship through the rest of 2001 and that summer. As a matter of fact, on September 11, right after the attacks, one of the first persons I called to see if that person was alright was the girl! It may sound mean, but we both felt the same and we both knew it. Soon, afterwards we stopped communicating in school but not at home.

 

But then, she all of a sudden, she did a 180 degree term, totally ignoring me in school and acting like she really wanted to rush our phone relationships. What was worse was that her friends started to tell me not to talk to her at all anymore. Now, why she didn't tell me this face to face if she really felt this way is beyond me, but anyway by the beginning of this year, I was now falling for the girl's best friend. Now, I don't know why. Maybe it was because of her not wanting me to talk to her gave me a boner or something, or maybe I thought she liked me herself and that's why she was doing this, or just plainly because this girl has some really nice big tits, but I fell for her and still am in love with her, despite being in love with the first girl mentioned.

 

Now the story gets REAL complicated at about a few weeks ago. The first girl started covering her face or hiding whenever she saw me as if she was really shy or something. It..uh..got confusing especially since now she no longer does it all the time, but when she does, she is either doing it out of digust or sometimes giggles like a school girl. Weird yo. ??? I really do not understand how she really feels but if we are really meant to be together, then I will know soon.

 

But, wait now my confusing love story is now taking a new twist. There is this new girl in my grade who is soooooooooooooooooooooooo beautiful and smart, and nice, and uh..wholesome. The only promblem is that she doesn't really know I'm alive. Another thing that sucks is that next year, I start high school with the rest of my classmates, and I don't even have the new girl's number which sucks. So I decided to talk to the girl. Nothing real big, just a hello. She says hello back. I stared at her (and her chest. COME ON! I'M 15 DAMNIT! PUBERTY IS IN FULL EFFECT!) And I'm a little worry cuz I have 2 months left to move full circle with this new girl.

 

So, as of April 26, 2002, I have a girl who I've been lusting after since the 5th grade go from loving to be with me, to being uncomfortable, to not wanting to close to me at all times, to something in between. I have the girl's best friend with the big boobs go from thinking I'm a cool guy, to thinking I am *special* , to not liking me liking the first girl, to being digusted at the first site of me, to something in between and I still falling for her. To another girl who is new which is in a way good because I can start off with a clean slate yet with 2 months left, it is not ewnough time even though the new girl shows some little interest in me but maybe not that much (nice body though) to being an emotionally confused 15 year old who can't decide which girl to go after with 2 months left in my junior high years and the decision of which girl to go to will change my destiny.

 

Yo, Man I n Blak, Scotsman, even Scott Keith himself. Anybody. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

PPPPPPPPPP

PPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

(p.s. I really would like those 3 guys help. And I like the most popular girl in school. The only promblem is that she has a boyfriend so...aw fuck it...HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!1)

 

(p.S. p.S. What to do when I am out of junior high?

[Guest Ace309]

Happy 200th Post to me. How shall I spend it? Ah, I see a lovelorn wrestling dork. I'll give him the Stock Advice™.

 

I'm not Scotsman (although I do have more sperm than the average man). I'm not SK (although I can bitch about restholds with the best of them). But hopefully this'll be helpful.

 

First of all... I'm not quite 20, just to establish my age. Second... this, too, shall pass.

 

Dude... I know you're in high school and popularity is the end-all be-all of life. But it's not worth getting this worked up over. I know it seems like you're never going to climb up the social ladder, much less get laid, but you will, many times over.

 

So what you need to do right now is close your eyes, look inside your soul and figure out who you want to be with... and then go the fuck after her. If you get shot down, seriously, what do you lose? Dignity? Fuck, you're posting on an internet message board dedicated to people who overanalyze wrestling! Are you going to lose social clout? So what?

 

In my experience... and yes, it's extensive... getting shot down by someone you really like and have liked for a long time ends up giving you a female friend who you can milk for ideas later. Most guys aren't stupid, and if they have a long-term crush on someone, there must be something going for her, personality-wise.

 

Oh and... don't read too much into body language, especially from early-HS-age girls. It's like when you watch American wrestling and try to figure out why Benoit torqued the crossface an extra six degrees against a particular opponent. In all likelihood, it has no significant meaning.

 

So to sum up... figure out who you want, and go get her. If she shoots you down, go get someone else. You've got nothing to lose, and life's too damn short to sit there worrying.

 

Godspeed, lil doodle.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

allright here's MY advice:

 

Step 1: Buy some Weed

 

Step 2: Smoke The Weed

 

Step 3: Go talk to the girl.

 

Step 4: She'll notice your amazingly cool and unlike most guys your age are comftorble talking to girls.

[Guest Flyboy]

In the words of the late Aaliyah, "If at first you don't suceed... dust yourself off and try again."

 

She has a BF?  So.  Keep trying... and if you don't get her than there ARE other girls.  I know it sounds harsh, but I went through the same shit with this girl at MY school.  I realized that I wasn't going to get it, and I moved on.  Sometimes you have to just do that.

 

Also... try being like RVD.  He always get chicks.   Especially that 7-11 bitch.

[Guest]

Eh...I don't think acting like a stoner will not get me the girl. She isn't into the stoner culture. She is more of a "ghetto girl", loves hip-hop, salsa, dresses in FUBU, Sean John, and shit, tough, straight from the street. I like hip-hop and I dress in FUBU, Sean John, and Roc-a-Wear too. But I also hang out with people who most think are the "nerds" but they really are nice people. And I like rap-metal too.

 

And anyway, how do I start a conversation with her? And what? Do I just go up to her and say, "Can I have your phone number?" like that? Too fast.

 

Anybody! Anglesault, Dreamer420, Scott Keith, Scotsman, Man In Blak, anybody HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!!!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

you want advice from anglesault ans cott keith? ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

fuck just go up to her and start a conversation... you know those things that people have on tv.

 

BTW. that shit ain't straight from 'the street'. Most people who live on 'the street' couldn't afford that expensive shit.

[Guest Flyboy]

Just go over there and talk to her.  It's really simple.  I know it's hard because I've been there.

 

Many people know me at my school so it's easy for me to talk to a girl... they know me as being crazy and goofy.  So I can easily talk to girls...

 

Just be yourself... and if she doesn't take you when you are yourself... fuck her.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

It aint that damn serious man. Be decisive for once in your life. Whether your decision is to get with all three girls or get with none at all, the decision and the consequences ultimately lie with you, not Anglesault, Jerry Drake, Dreamer 420 or anyone else in here. Do what you think you should do, not what a bunch of strangers on a message board think you should do. I wish I could help you by telling you what I would do, but you aren't me and I'm not you. I don't know the full scope of your situation and I don't think that I could because I don't know you or any threeof those girls. Some things for you to consider: you're not even in high school yet, summer is approaching and people change.

 

When you get to high school, there will be more girls there than the three that you are so pressed about. As high school goes on, you will be surprised what new relationships you forge and what old ones fade away. You might think that you will stay friends with everyone that you were firends with before high school, but sadly enough, that is not the case my friend. You might not agree with me now, but in hindsight you will one day.

 

Summer is coming man. Summer is good for a short romance or a fling, but I don't know if you want to start a relationship over the summer with the younger girl. Definitely talk to her and stuff, but I don't know if you are going to want to start high school with a girlfriend still in junior high. Maybe you do want that (here's an example of me not knowing you), but the girls in high school are a step up from the girls that you were used to in junior high school. Maybe the younger girl is more your speed, so do you. Definitely talk to her and if it is feasible, go on dates with her this summer and be a happy man. From my experience, summertime has been a good time. I went to summer school before my sophomore year of college and I was able to sow my oats over the summer. When the fall rolled around, there was a don't ask don't tell policy in most cases. I'm not saying every instance was like that, but most of them were. I passed this information on to my best friend who went to summer school last summer and he found my words to be true. He did the same thing that I did (sowed his oats) and ended up with the same policy but one of the girls that he didn't have wild sex with became his girlfriend and he is currently trying to break up with her (I don't know if this is in preparation for this summer). These are my experiences and what I know to be true, so once again I say, do you.

 

People change. There were people that I went to Junior high school with that I hardly recognized when I got to high school, especially the underclassmen. Take that for whatever it's worth, but keep that in mind. You are going to change, and everyone else is going to change; it's a part of growing up.

 

I wouldn't try to have a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship with the first girl you mentioned. Her behavior isn't neccesarily indicative of any amorous feelings for you. If you think that you want to pursue a relationship with her, I think a platonic one would be the best. Anything other than that needs to be explored very, very cautiously. If you put yourself out there again and she turns you down again, I think it would be safe to kiss her goodbye, especially if she was acting awkwardly towards you. I would advise against pursuing a romantic relationship with her.

[Guest]

So you like how many girls? The girl from grade 5 , her best friend, the one with the boobs and the most popular girl in school? I agree with Pinnacle but Ill give you my thoughts anyway.

 

Fro the girl from grade 5...if you try and get her to be more than friends and she doesnt want to...tough shit I guess. Theres other fish in the sea. Youll look like a loser if you keep fawning over her.  And the one with the chest you like to look at...if you dont have the guts to start a conversation with her then tough shit again. If you like her then talk to her. Dont cry over it because you dont have the balls to get to know her. A little hello is probably not going to make her want you. If you cant get up the nerve then maybe your self esteem isnt high enough. Nothing I can tell you except to go for it and see what happens.

[Guest]

Uh...the girl with the big boobs is the best friend. The one I also like is the new girl.

 

Anyway, I'm thinking of getting the new girl's phone number this week. I just walk up to her either at lunch or in class or after school and I ask her number and ask. I'd say it is for the summer and I can call her during the summer.

 

I can also ask her friends for her number.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

go for the one with big tits. trust me, you'll have more fun.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

I don't know if you want to ask a girl for her number and tell her it's for the summer. You might look like a dickhead if you do that. It doesn't matter what the number is for, just get it, and don't just walk up to her and ask her for it. Unless your name is John Shaft, you better be able to have something that resembles a decent conversation with the girl so that she feels comfortable giving you her number. Don't say, "Hi, can I have your phone number?" I don't know the specific details of your situation, so I can't really give you any specific advice. I have gotten phone numbers from girls without even saying anything to them. I just gave them a pen and a peice of paper, but that only worked because I was feeling like a cocky bastard, and I knew the girls in question were interested in me already. I would advise against doing something as assholeish as that. Don't wait until the summer to call her either, because you are going to be at different schools when the summer starts. You make the friendship or relationship now, and when the summer rolls around, you should have no problem asking her to go somewhere with you, and you won't feel that first-date-with-someone-you-don't-know awkwardness. You can go on the date uninhibited if you talk to her a little bit before the summer rolls around.

 

The big breasted girl doesn't have to be ruled out either since you aren't anyone's boyfriend. Just don't get to chummy with either one in public so your actions can't be misconstrued. Some people can get away with that because they have it like that, but I'm trying to give you the safest advice possible. Do you have this girl's number yet? Also, how much do you talk to her? If you have her number, go on a date with her. Despite what you might have seen on TV, waiting a very long time is not a good thing. I'm not telling you to be eager and anxious, but don't lolly gag too much. If you already have her number, and you haven't gone on a date with her, don't wait until the summer to do so. Other guys could have come and gone by then. i don't know if you want a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship with her, but I wouldn't want that going into high school. Junior year and senior year are the only time you should have a girlfriend in my opinion, and even then, the thought of graduation looming in the background does funny things to relationships too.

[Guest dreamer420]

allright here's MY advice:

 

Step 1: Buy some Weed

 

Step 2: Smoke The Weed

 

Step 3: Go talk to the girl.

 

Step 4: She'll notice your amazingly cool and unlike most guys your age are comftorble talking to girls.

i like his idea.

 

trust me dude, i'm 21 and it doesn't get any easier.

 

where i'm from the girls get more immature as they get older.

[Guest]

What if I ask one of her friends for her number?

[Guest One Bad Apple]

That topic post might has been the most fagtastic thing I've read here in a while.

 

Lemme start at the beginning, as opposed to my usual beginning at the start:

 

 

Okay, there has been a girl that I have been madly in love with since 1998 (or the 5th grade), although in actuality, I didn't relize that I was in love with her until 2000 when we were at a bowling alley together and the moment we sat next to each other...it was as if God himself had put us there in that same building because we are met to be together.

How were you in love with her for two years without realizing it?  

 

Don't lie to me.  I won't help you if you do.

 

I tried to ignore that special feeling for a few months until I couldn't resist it anymore and started to chase after her.

That way you said that made it sound like you should be chasing after a "him."

 

At first, I started out with friends with her. We devoloped a very good phone relationship and I relize that I had a lot more in common with her than I thought thus proving that God put us in that building that day cuz it was fate.

Bet God's counting those lucky stars He created that setting up young puberts isn't a crime, 'cause that's some damning proof you got there.

 

Two people who know each other ... in the same place ... at the same time?  Whoever doesn't agree divine forces were at work better speak up right now so's 'at I can slap some sense inta 'em.

 

Soon, she started to notice that I paid a little extra special attention to her, and then, I dropped the bomb on her by writting a love letter bascially telling her that "I Love You".

Man!  And I thought silk was smooth!  Yowza!

 

She responded witht the words a lovestruck man never wants to hear: "Let's just be friends." Like a dagger to heart type pain.

Wow ... that was so tragic and horrible ... yet more eloquent than almost anything I've ever read.  Like slitting your wrists curing all the sick children at the hospital.

 

You have the soul of a beautiful princess.

 

But I am a stubborn boy and I didn't give up.

Course you didn't.  I mean, how is it even possible to give up if you don't have the sack to talk to any of these girls to begin with?

 

The weird part was that she and I continued our great phone relationship through the rest of 2001 and that summer.

I've had great phone relationships dialing the numbers on the TV.  Gets a little expensive, though.

 

As a matter of fact, on September 11, right after the attacks, one of the first persons I called to see if that person was alright was the girl!

Can I ask you a question?  Do you and this girl live in either New York, Pennsylvania or Washington D.C.?

 

It may sound mean, but we both felt the same and we both knew it.

You both felt the same about what?  The attacks or each other?  Must've been the attacks, because you said she only wanted to be friends ... so how's that "mean"?

 

Soon, afterwards we stopped communicating in school but not at home.

 

But then, she all of a sudden, she did a 180 degree term, totally ignoring me in school and acting like she really wanted to rush our phone relationships.

If not communicating in school and "ignoring you" are that different, to you, "not communicating" must be akin to fucking you in the hallway and "ignoring" to kicking you in the jumble and jabbing paperclips into your eyes.

 

What was worse was that her friends started to tell me not to talk to her at all anymore.

Next time don't keep the list of "people I will rain my vengeance upon" in your science book.

 

Now, why she didn't tell me this face to face if she really felt this way is beyond me ...

She only talks to you on the phone, remember?

 

... but anyway by the beginning of this year, I was now falling for the girl's best friend. Now, I don't know why. Maybe it was because of her not wanting me to talk to her gave me a boner or something ...

Of course you know why.  If you didn't, you would've given a more vague reason than, "Her telling me not to made my whoo-hoo get bigger."

 

And that's what turns you on, huh?  I think you're gonna turn into one of those rapists that does it 'cause they can't get off on consensual sex.

 

... or maybe I thought she liked me herself and that's why she was doing this ...

Next time a woman tells you "no," keep in mind she really means, "I'm really diggin' you, big daddy!"

 

And I should edit out the "I think" from that sentence a little bit above.

 

... or just plainly because this girl has some really nice big tits, but I fell for her and still am in love with her, despite being in love with the first girl mentioned.

That stuff about God putting you in the same bowling alley sounds even stupider now that you've fallen in love with someone solely because nature put some cushioning between their nipples and their ribcage.

 

Now the story gets REAL complicated at about a few weeks ago.

I'll try my best to follow.  Don't go too fast!

 

The first girl started covering her face or hiding whenever she saw me as if she was really shy or something. It..uh..got confusing especially since now she no longer does it all the time, but when she does, she is either doing it out of digust or sometimes giggles like a school girl.

She's playing with your mind, which is probably the same as playing with those knockoff Pokémon figures you can get in the dollar store, providing they were also dipped in something yucky.

 

Weird yo. ???

No one who found "true love" gawking at someone's rack should call that weird.

 

But, wait now my confusing love story is now taking a new twist. There is this new girl in my grade who is soooooooooooooooooooooooo beautiful and smart, and nice, and uh..wholesome.

Wow, I don't like your odds.  

 

Well, actually ... I do like those odds, if only for her sake, since they mean you won't ever be getting close enough to slip something into her drink.

 

The only promblem is that she doesn't really know I'm alive. Another thing that sucks is that next year, I start high school with the rest of my classmates, and I don't even have the new girl's number which sucks. So I decided to talk to the girl.

Good plan.  Why, you don't even need my help!

 

Nothing real big, just a hello. She says hello back. I stared at her (and her chest. COME ON! I'M 15 DAMNIT! PUBERTY IS IN FULL EFFECT!)

I know that's the type of first impression I always try to make on a young woman.

 

I have the girl's best friend with the big boobs go from thinking I'm a cool guy, to thinking I am *special* ...

She must've taken a peek at your course schedule.

 

... to not liking me liking the first girl, to being digusted at the first site of me, to something in between and I still falling for her.

You still still falling for her?  I shocked!

 

To another girl who is new which is in a way good because I can start off with a clean slate yet with 2 months left, it is not ewnough time even though the new girl shows some little interest in me but maybe not that much (nice body though)

Saying hello is showing interest?  I must know more gay people than I thought.

 

to being an emotionally confused 15 year old who can't decide which girl to go after with 2 months left in my junior high years and the decision of which girl to go to will change my destiny.

You can't decide which girl?  You're making it sound like they all want your radical self so you gotta go, "Now, ladies, keep cool, keep cool!  I'll have my answer once I ask my boys on this pro wrestling message board I visit."

 

(p.s. I really would like those 3 guys help. And I like the most popular girl in school. The only promblem is that she has a boyfriend so...aw fuck it...HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!1)

You expecting someone to post a recipe for a miracle potion that'll turn you from a Very Strange Sam into a Desirable Dirk?

 

Since I don't have that recipe anymore, no one's gonna be able to type you up some magic words that'll teleport you into their pants.

 

Plus, the two girls you actually seemingly grew to be repulsed by you.  I shouldn't be surprised (and I'm not), since you managed to repulse me, even though I only know you from a couple posts you wrote on the Internet.

 

(p.S. p.S. What to do when I am out of junior high?

Go to high school.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Don't get her number from one of her friends. That's bad etiquette. Some people might not mind getting phone calls from people who they didn't give their number to, but in general, it's bad etiquette.

[Guest dreamer420]

That topic post might has been the most fagtastic thing I've read here in a while.

 

Lemme start at the beginning, as opposed to my usual beginning at the start:

 

 

Okay, there has been a girl that I have been madly in love with since 1998 (or the 5th grade), although in actuality, I didn't relize that I was in love with her until 2000 when we were at a bowling alley together and the moment we sat next to each other...it was as if God himself had put us there in that same building because we are met to be together.

How were you in love with her for two years without realizing it?  

 

Don't lie to me.  I won't help you if you do.

 

I tried to ignore that special feeling for a few months until I couldn't resist it anymore and started to chase after her.

That way you said that made it sound like you should be chasing after a "him."

 

At first, I started out with friends with her. We devoloped a very good phone relationship and I relize that I had a lot more in common with her than I thought thus proving that God put us in that building that day cuz it was fate.

Bet God's counting those lucky stars He created that setting up young puberts isn't a crime, 'cause that's some damning proof you got there.

 

Two people who know each other ... in the same place ... at the same time?  Whoever doesn't agree divine forces were at work better speak up right now so's 'at I can slap some sense inta 'em.

 

Soon, she started to notice that I paid a little extra special attention to her, and then, I dropped the bomb on her by writting a love letter bascially telling her that "I Love You".

Man!  And I thought silk was smooth!  Yowza!

 

She responded witht the words a lovestruck man never wants to hear: "Let's just be friends." Like a dagger to heart type pain.

Wow ... that was so tragic and horrible ... yet more eloquent than almost anything I've ever read.  Like slitting your wrists curing all the sick children at the hospital.

 

You have the soul of a beautiful princess.

 

But I am a stubborn boy and I didn't give up.

Course you didn't.  I mean, how is it even possible to give up if you don't have the sack to talk to any of these girls to begin with?

 

The weird part was that she and I continued our great phone relationship through the rest of 2001 and that summer.

I've had great phone relationships dialing the numbers on the TV.  Gets a little expensive, though.

 

As a matter of fact, on September 11, right after the attacks, one of the first persons I called to see if that person was alright was the girl!

Can I ask you a question?  Do you and this girl live in either New York, Pennsylvania or Washington D.C.?

 

It may sound mean, but we both felt the same and we both knew it.

You both felt the same about what?  The attacks or each other?  Must've been the attacks, because you said she only wanted to be friends ... so how's that "mean"?

 

Soon, afterwards we stopped communicating in school but not at home.

 

But then, she all of a sudden, she did a 180 degree term, totally ignoring me in school and acting like she really wanted to rush our phone relationships.

If not communicating in school and "ignoring you" are that different, to you, "not communicating" must be akin to fucking you in the hallway and "ignoring" to kicking you in the jumble and jabbing paperclips into your eyes.

 

What was worse was that her friends started to tell me not to talk to her at all anymore.

Next time don't keep the list of "people I will rain my vengeance upon" in your science book.

 

Now, why she didn't tell me this face to face if she really felt this way is beyond me ...

She only talks to you on the phone, remember?

 

... but anyway by the beginning of this year, I was now falling for the girl's best friend. Now, I don't know why. Maybe it was because of her not wanting me to talk to her gave me a boner or something ...

Of course you know why.  If you didn't, you would've given a more vague reason than, "Her telling me not to made my whoo-hoo get bigger."

 

And that's what turns you on, huh?  I think you're gonna turn into one of those rapists that does it 'cause they can't get off on consensual sex.

 

... or maybe I thought she liked me herself and that's why she was doing this ...

Next time a woman tells you "no," keep in mind she really means, "I'm really diggin' you, big daddy!"

 

And I should edit out the "I think" from that sentence a little bit above.

 

... or just plainly because this girl has some really nice big tits, but I fell for her and still am in love with her, despite being in love with the first girl mentioned.

That stuff about God putting you in the same bowling alley sounds even stupider now that you've fallen in love with someone solely because nature put some cushioning between their nipples and their ribcage.

 

Now the story gets REAL complicated at about a few weeks ago.

I'll try my best to follow.  Don't go too fast!

 

The first girl started covering her face or hiding whenever she saw me as if she was really shy or something. It..uh..got confusing especially since now she no longer does it all the time, but when she does, she is either doing it out of digust or sometimes giggles like a school girl.

She's playing with your mind, which is probably the same as playing with those knockoff Pokémon figures you can get in the dollar store, providing they were also dipped in something yucky.

 

Weird yo. ???

No one who found "true love" gawking at someone's rack should call that weird.

 

But, wait now my confusing love story is now taking a new twist. There is this new girl in my grade who is soooooooooooooooooooooooo beautiful and smart, and nice, and uh..wholesome.

Wow, I don't like your odds.  

 

Well, actually ... I do like those odds, if only for her sake, since they mean you won't ever be getting close enough to slip something into her drink.

 

The only promblem is that she doesn't really know I'm alive. Another thing that sucks is that next year, I start high school with the rest of my classmates, and I don't even have the new girl's number which sucks. So I decided to talk to the girl.

Good plan.  Why, you don't even need my help!

 

Nothing real big, just a hello. She says hello back. I stared at her (and her chest. COME ON! I'M 15 DAMNIT! PUBERTY IS IN FULL EFFECT!)

I know that's the type of first impression I always try to make on a young woman.

 

I have the girl's best friend with the big boobs go from thinking I'm a cool guy, to thinking I am *special* ...

She must've taken a peek at your course schedule.

 

... to not liking me liking the first girl, to being digusted at the first site of me, to something in between and I still falling for her.

You still still falling for her?  I shocked!

 

To another girl who is new which is in a way good because I can start off with a clean slate yet with 2 months left, it is not ewnough time even though the new girl shows some little interest in me but maybe not that much (nice body though)

Saying hello is showing interest?  I must know more gay people than I thought.

 

to being an emotionally confused 15 year old who can't decide which girl to go after with 2 months left in my junior high years and the decision of which girl to go to will change my destiny.

You can't decide which girl?  You're making it sound like they all want your radical self so you gotta go, "Now, ladies, keep cool, keep cool!  I'll have my answer once I ask my boys on this pro wrestling message board I visit."

 

(p.s. I really would like those 3 guys help. And I like the most popular girl in school. The only promblem is that she has a boyfriend so...aw fuck it...HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!1)

You expecting someone to post a recipe for a miracle potion that'll turn you from a Very Strange Sam into a Desirable Dirk?

 

Since I don't have that recipe anymore, no one's gonna be able to type you up some magic words that'll teleport you into their pants.

 

Plus, the two girls you actually seemingly grew to be repulsed by you.  I shouldn't be surprised (and I'm not), since you managed to repulse me, even though I only know you from a couple posts you wrote on the Internet.

 

(p.S. p.S. What to do when I am out of junior high?

Go to high school.

Wow, someone is a bitter virgin.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Oh and make sure you use BC BUD because British Columbia grows the best bud.

[Guest muzanisa]

Um why the fuck don't you just ask them out?

[Guest dreamer420]

are you a fellow bc pothead cobainwasmurdered?

[Guest]

That topic post might has been the most fagtastic thing I've read here in a while.

 

 

Okay

Plus, the two girls you actually seemingly grew to be repulsed by you.  I shouldn't be surprised (and I'm not), since you managed to repulse me, even though I only know you from a couple posts you wrote on the Internet.

 

(p.S. p.S. What to do when I am out of junior high?

Go to high school.

You are defintley one bad apple.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I hate you.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

are you a fellow bc pothead cobainwasmurdered?

I most definetly am. Since I was 12.

[Guest dreamer420]

cool.  me too.

[Guest]

Don't let this thread die!

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

what else needs to be said?

[Guest]

I'm fucked. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. I'M FUCKED!!!!                                                                                                                                                          I asked one of the new girl's friends for her phone number. I found out that the friend (who is a guy btw) is the new girl's boyfriend! So, I asked another friend and he was unable to get it but for some reason someone else found out and he told the girl. Actually, he didn't just tell her, HE YELLED IT OUT...IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE CLASS!!                                                                                                                                                              The boyfriend (who is big and strong and can kick my scrawny little ass six ways from Sunday,) asked me if I liked the girl and I admitted it. He really didn't do anything, just stood there probalby thinking "If that son of a bitch touches my girl, I'm gonna KILL HIM!"  The girl didn't really do anything, just beat the crap out of the guy who told when he said that the girl liked me. To top it all off, the first girl's best friend was right there watching all of this. Actually curious. Don't know why.                                                                                                                                                                  So anyway I'm fucked cuz the new girl knows I like her and it wasn't even from me!                                                                                            Im fucked.

[Guest One Bad Apple]

Wow, someone is a bitter virgin.

Yup, that must be it.  Anyone who says bad things about some dumbass has to bitter about something.

 

 

 

You are defintley one bad apple.

Er ... yeah.

 

I hate you.

You responded with the words I never wanted to hear.  Nonetheless, they still gave me a boner or something.

 

 

I asked one of the new girl's friends for her phone number.

Let's review:

What if I ask one of her friends for her number?

Don't get her number from one of her friends. That's bad etiquette. Some people might not mind getting phone calls from people who they didn't give their number to, but in general, it's bad etiquette.

 

found out that the friend (who is a guy btw) is the new girl's boyfriend!

As opposed to any female boyfriends.

 

So, I asked another friend and he was unable to get it ...

Hey, tool—maybe after you found out she was dating someone, you shoulda, y'know ... stopped.  It's not good etiquette to try and get yourself between her legs when she's in a relationship.  And that's probably all you want, since being just friends with a girl would be like ... in the words of a great moron ... "a dagger to heart type pain."

 

But you don't come off to me as someone who'd listen to what someone else tells you about etiquette.

 

... but for some reason someone else found out and he told the girl. Actually, he didn't just tell her, HE YELLED IT OUT...IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE CLASS!!

Maybe he really, really doesn't like you.  After all, he's knows you, right?

 

He really didn't do anything, just stood there probalby thinking "If that son of a bitch touches my girl, I'm gonna KILL HIM!"

Then you needed a change of underwear.

 

The girl didn't really do anything, just beat the crap out of the guy who told when he said that the girl liked me.

She was embarrassed he told the world that the school's premiere jackass was fantasizing abou- sorry ... that you were ... "in love" ... with her.

 

To top it all off, the first girl's best friend was right there watching all of this. Actually curious. Don't know why.

Many people like watching fights.  It starting over something you said doesn't mean anything, moron.

 

So anyway I'm fucked cuz the new girl knows I like her and it wasn't even from me!

If you're asking her friends for her number, wouldn't you think they'd check with her to see if it's okay?  And isn't it possible she'd figure the reason the creepy boy who never talks to her is trying to get her number is because he likes her?

 

So you remember that guy?  The one who was "unable" to get it?  Maybe that's 'cause she didn't want you have it.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Well, if you aren't going to heed my advice, I don't think I will give it anymore. Had you tried talking to the girl, you could have found out if she had a boyfriend and saved yourself the embarrasment. The girl who was watching the clusterfuck was probably watching to find out what the hell was going on since it looked like an ass kicking was about to go down.

 

The girl didn't really do anything, just beat the crap out of the guy who told when he said that the girl liked me.

 

I honestly hope you don't believe that guy. You probably might want to believe that the girl liked you, but chances are, he was lying to get the guy to kick your ass. That's probably why she was so pissed off. You caused embarrasment for yourself, the girl and her boyfriend. Why did you still try to get her number after you found out that she had a boyfriend? Furthermore, why would you try after the guy knew that you wanted her number? That's asking for drama. I think you can kiss your chances with the big breasted girl goodbye and don't even think that there is a chance to kiss goodbye with the girl you embarrassed. You probably might not listen to me since you didn't in the first place and now you have a pile of shit in your hands, but please don't go crawling back to the first girl. I would tell you to make ammends with the new girl and her boyfriend, but since you knew he was her boyfriend and you still tried to pursue her, that doesn't look like it's possible. The most damage control you can do is lay low until this shit subsides. I don't know if alot of girls are going to want to be associated with a drama king. The best thing you have going for you right now is that high school is around the corner.

[Guest]

Good job with those posts Apple and Pinnacle.

 

SKBF what the fuck is wrong with you? You dont want the thread to die and and you beg for advice but then you decide do things your own dumbass way instead. Youre a jackass. I hope all three of those girls never even come within fifty feet of you ever again.

[Guest dreamer420]

Wow, someone is a bitter virgin.

Yup, that must be it.  Anyone who says bad things about some dumbass has to bitter about something.

wasn't that what I was doing anyway though?

 

ahh fuck I can't remember.