Guest Tod deKindes Report post Posted April 27, 2002 ***It's a busy day in the All State Arena as the ring crew is busy setting up the ring and installing the guard rails and whatnot. The camera pans over the empty crowd, all the way up to the cheap seats, where Tod deKindes is seen sitting; his arms calmly resting against the barrier and watching the proceedings below. Calmly, yet intensely, he speaks to the camera.*** Tod: Look at them working down there...Some of 'em are tired. Some of 'em are hungry. Some of 'em just can't wait to get home and be with their loved ones...But yet, they're here to do what they have to do...This ring down there...tonight, it's gonna contain three men...T-Bone. A reputable former TV champion, looking for a way back up to the top...Frost. An unstoppable monster who'll stop at nothing to succeed...And me. Intent on making everybody believe what I'm all about...Dominance, or death. Nicht Gläubigen Achtung...Non-believers...beware...Tonight, Triple Threat Match, Crimson...My fellow opponents won't know what hit 'em...At Crimson, drei Seelen stoßen zusammen...three souls collide...ein taucht auf die Oberseite auf...and one emerges on top... ***Upon that, the cameraman slowly pans over back to the ring, where the crew guy in charge chews out an employee for bringing in the red ropes instead of black. Ah, life...*** ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 27, 2002 ::Cutthroat pulls out a rubber chicken and asks it what it thinks of Tod's promo:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ace309 Report post Posted April 27, 2002 Nice job, Tod... although it's difficult when someone's trying to steal your heat glares at Cutthroat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 27, 2002 What!? It's just a rubber chicken, Tom!! Err...uh...this ain't spam, really! It isn't! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ace309 Report post Posted April 27, 2002 Dude, there's a time and a place to screw around with the rubber chicken schtick. If Angle was doing a stupid "I HATE WHAT" promo and Cutthroat stood there with a rubber chicken asking it what it thought, okay, cuz it's a comedy promo. But if, say, the Undertaker was threatening to murder someone because he didn't shake Droz's hand, and Cutthroat pulled the rubber chicken schtick, it would ruin the segment and sink any heat it might have had. Tod's writing serious promos here, and he's doing them very well. You're stealing his heat, and you're starting to get X-Pac heat on the board here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest realitycheck Report post Posted April 27, 2002 Cutthroat, do not make me sic Thoth on you. Anyway, okay, hands up, how many on our current roster were RPers? I've never been too fond of the style, but I'm warming up to these little promos that are to short to actually be in the shows, but add just that *little* bit more to an otherwise meaningless, historyless match. Kudos. Or something. Not that I should be handing them out, but whatever. -Z Speaking of matches, I should start down the stretch drive with mine... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tod deKindes Report post Posted April 27, 2002 Cutthroat, I'm daring your ass to write a serious promo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Muzz Report post Posted April 27, 2002 Well done Tod, very nice. I'm gonna ring your neck Cutthroat... People want sensible replies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Insanityman Report post Posted April 27, 2002 Sweet promo man, I'll look forward now to the triple threat match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DiabloIIFreak1010 Report post Posted April 27, 2002 Excellent job, my German speaking friend. Oh, and Cutthroat, your a moron. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WrestlingDeacon Report post Posted April 27, 2002 Great, subtle writing as always Tod. I can't wait to see who writes the winning match in our encounter. If it ever comes down to it I politely asks for the honor to job Cutthroat out of existence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
