Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted April 28, 2002 People, there is a move that can bring about the complete destruction of humanity as we know it. That move is the dreaded MAVEKICK~! the list of victims are piling up daily. This move must be banned from the WWF. We cannot risk young Maven losing control of his eyebrows, thus sucking our earth down a worm hole or blowing up an entire city. We must form together to stop this threat before it becomes a reality! Who's with me? *Before you take this serious, keep in mind... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mik at Cornell Report post Posted April 28, 2002 Am I the only person who likes Maven? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 28, 2002 ::Gasp:: The MaveKick has gotten to him! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 28, 2002 I think it was the eyebrows... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 28, 2002 Ithought I was the only one. Is ure name Milhouse to? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted April 28, 2002 People, people, we do not LIKE Maven. We FEAR Maven! Wasn't there a Q&A thread on IGN set up by Team M.A.V.E.K.I.C.K.? If someone has IGNsider, they should go get it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 28, 2002 Isnt IGN a strictly pay-site now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted April 28, 2002 Sorta. You can still get the bare bones, minus the message boards, for free. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 29, 2002 Hey, I'm pretty sure he can do a snap mare now... what if that gets the same powers as the mavekick? Whats it gonna be called? the mavemare? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted April 29, 2002 He can do a crossbody. Er...a MaveBody! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 29, 2002 *mental Images of a figure four Mavelock...* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted April 29, 2002 I think a submission would be ok, as there's no force put into it except into the opponent. Yes, the opponent would explode, but the public at large would be safe. But with a Mavekick, there's a point at which an infinite amount of potential energy makes contact with something at uncalculable speeds, and the resulting energy from the impact would level the largest arena. What say we recommend a submission to him? Figure Four Mavelock? The Mave-Hug? The Texas Mavenleaf? Or perhaps The Maven Crab? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Poppa Popick Report post Posted April 29, 2002 The Maven Effect... c,mon, you know it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 29, 2002 Maven effect... lol... What'd happen if he head butted someone, and the eyebrows connected? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Poppa Popick Report post Posted April 29, 2002 You see, at the point...the effect reverberates and all the energy flows through maven. If he connected with his dropkick as the INTENSE energy reached his legs...well Goodnite Gracie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 29, 2002 Triple H is gonna have to shave his eyebrows off before the knee-versus-mavekick match. Only way!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Special K Report post Posted April 29, 2002 As an aside, IGN is officially an awful site. They put up these monster headlines about stuff you might actually want to peruse (even going as far as reviews of games, movies, etc.) and when you click you are greeted by a chipper message with a oh-so-carefully hidden subtext of GIVE ME MONEY. Man, I used to go there, but I'm not paying money for shittily written video game reviews. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted May 24, 2002 BigTimeBUMP~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted May 29, 2002 i have little against maven, but then i'm not an indie talent sleeping in my car eating peanut butter. what bugs me is that they are doing more tough enoughs. How many people with maven's gimmick and ability do they need? Course, if maven turns heel it would be pretty cool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 29, 2002 People, people, we do not LIKE Maven. We FEAR Maven! Wasn't there a Q&A thread on IGN set up by Team M.A.V.E.K.I.C.K.? If someone has IGNsider, they should go get it... I don't know about that, but I do remember that the Mavekick joke was run into the ground months ago at IGN. It's like what INTENSITY~! is here. And for sheer devastating power, nothing beats the SpinaRoonie. Thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 29, 2002 The Maven Effect... c,mon, you know it Hmmm... Maven is 'out' for two months... Raven is back to being a 'rassler... and the WWE signed former Memphis grappler Seven to a developmental contract... there is no question in my mind that the MAVEN/RAVEN/SEVEN stable will be ruling it! Probably by VENgeance... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Human Fly Report post Posted May 29, 2002 The mavekick is so powerful it claimed Maven himself! When he comes back no one will be safe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
