I could be finishing my match...

[Guest chirs3]

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If you hate "WHAT?" get away from this thread.

 

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TheNextJericho: What?

 

HighRes1: You IM me?

 

TheNextJericho: What?

 

HighRes1: Send me a message?

 

TheNextJericho: What?

 

HighRes1: Ask me a question?

 

TheNextJericho: WHAT?!

 

TheNextJericho: WHAT?!

 

TheNextJericho: WHAT?!

 

HighRes1: You see this watch?

 

TheNextJericho: What?!

 

HighRes1: You know what this watch is tellin' me?

 

TheNextJericho: WHAT?!

 

HighRes1: It's tellin' me it's time to IM The Next Jericho!

 

TheNextJericho: *fans erupt*

 

TheNextJericho: WHAT?!

 

HighRes1: I SAID it's time to IM TNJ!

 

TheNextJericho: *TheNextJericho....KICK WHAM STUNNER!!! on HighRes1*

 

TheNextJericho: *fans erupt*

 

HighRes1: *nosells and WHAT'S TNJ to death*

 

TheNextJericho: *screams in terror and taps out*

 

HighRes1: Do you give up? *what* Give in? *what* Say I Quit? *what* Concede? *what* Forfeit? *what*

 

TheNextJericho: Yes! *what?* I said Yes! *what?* Dammit stop it! *what?* STOP IT NOW! *what?*

 

HighRes1: You want me to stop? *what* To quit? *what* To cease and desist? *what*

 

TheNextJericho: *Kick Wham Stunners the Ring Bell guy* STOP SAYING WHAT!!!

 

TheNextJericho: *Kick Wham Stunners Lilian Garcia...then makes out with her.....I mean...*

 

HighRes1: heh

 

HighRes1: WHAT?

 

HighRes1: Ha.

 

HighRes1: What?

 

HighRes1: I laughed.

 

HighRes1: What?

 

HighRes1: Chuckled.

 

HighRes1: What?

 

HighRes1: Guffawed!

 

TheNextJericho: *Kick Wham Stunners the ref*

 

HighRes1: Did he deserve it?

 

TheNextJericho: You want to laugh? *what* chuckle *what* gaffaw *what* hardy har har all along your merry way? *what*

 

HighRes1: eh-EH! I don't think so! *cheers, what*

 

TheNextJericho: Well ENGH ENGH!! It's not gonna happen! *what* I said it's not gonna happen *what* not gonna happen *what* do you understand me? *what* do you read my lips? *what* are you reading my mind? *what*....are you afraid of TNJ? *what* is that fear I see in your eyes? *what*

 

HighRes1: Is that fear? *what* Are you afraid? *what* Scared? *what* Liver-tailed? *what* YELLA? *what*

 

TheNextJericho: *takes off his belt and smack HR1 across the shoulder* What? *what* What? *what*

 

HighRes1: ... don't put your hands on me...

 

HighRes1: You don't put your hands on HR1!

 

HighRes1: *what*

 

TheNextJericho: I can't hear yah! *what* I said I can't hear yah! *what* My hearings going...*what* I said my hearings going...*what* are you liver-tailed? *what*

 

HighRes1: I said you don't touch me! *what* Do not touch me! *what* Do not make contact with my skin! *what* Keep away! *what*

 

TheNextJericho: Are you threatening me? *what* Threatening me? *what*

 

HighRes1: Are you askin' me if I'm threatnin' you? *what*

 

HighRes1: Is that what you're askin'?

 

HighRes1: *what*

 

TheNextJericho: *the Alliance (the good members, at that) attack HR1, laying him on the ground stomach first*

 

TheNextJericho: *TNJ lifts the belt, slapping him across the back*

 

HighRes1: *writhes in pain, with in audible "Whhhaaaaat?"*

 

TheNextJericho: YOU *slap* HAVE GOT *slap* TO LEARN *slap* RESPECT *slap* FROM THE *slap* NEXT *slap* JERICHO! *slap, slap, slap*

 

HighRes1: *what*

 

TheNextJericho: WHAT?!

 

TheNextJericho: *slap* WHAT?! *slap* WHAT?! *slap* WHAT?! *slap*

 

HighRes1: *what*

 

TheNextJericho: ......What?

 

HighRes1: *the Alliance and TNJ head up the ramp, when HR1 gets back up in the ring* Wheredya think yer goin'?! *what*

 

TheNextJericho: ((ok, that word has now lost ALL meaning to me...))

 

HighRes1: What?!

 

HighRes1: Lost it's meaning? *what* Don't mean nothin'? *what* Has no value? *what*

 

TheNextJericho: .....What?! You wanna stand back up? *what* get to yer feet? *what*

 

HighRes1: What if I do? *what* I said what if I do? *what* You gonna stop me?

 

TheNextJericho: Not worth the yellow paper it's printed on? *what*

 

TheNextJericho: Am I? *what*

 

HighRes1: Are you? *what*

 

TheNextJericho: I dunno *what* You *what* tell *what* me...*what* What? *what* What?

 

HighRes1: You want to tell you what? *what* What? *what* What? *what* Oh, what! *what*

 

TheNextJericho: You know...*puts the mic towards the fans; what*

 

HighRes1: Well I'll tell you *fans: WHAT!*

 

TheNextJericho: Tell me *fans: what*?

 

HighRes1: You can stand there flappin' yer gums *what*, talkin' trash *what*, bein' a gasbag, *what*, or you can shaddap!

 

HighRes1: You gotta make a choice. *what* A decision. *what* You've got a conflict. *what* Needs resolution.

*what*

 

TheNextJericho: You want me to shut up? *what* close my mouth?* stop the air from passing on my tounge, thus making the speaking desist? *what*

 

HighRes1: Yes. *what* Affirmative. *what* Si, senior! *what* Oui oui!

 

TheNextJericho: Well eh-EH! *what* I said eh-EH! *what* No, compadre! *what* non *what* No *what* because you suck! *what* I said you suck *what*

 

HighRes1: You said I suck? *what*

 

TheNextJericho: Yes *what* Affirmative *what* 10-4 *what* I did in fact say that *what* Yes *what*

 

HighRes1: You think I suck! *what* That I'm no good! *what* That I'm worthless! *what* A piece of trash! *what* That I perform oral pleasures on men! *what*

 

TheNextJericho: Ye.....What?!

 

HighRes1: Is that what you're sayin'? *what*

 

TheNextJericho: Did I ever say that? *what* the last part? *what* about the oral pleaures? *what* is that your sick and twisted world perspective? *what*

 

HighRes1: Didn't you say I suck? *what* Doesn't that imply what I said? *what* Doesn't that agree with what I said? *what* What I declared? *what* Announced? *what* Spoke of? *what* Mentioned?!

 

TheNextJericho: Well *what* I guess you're right *what* I'm sorry *what* my bad *what* Yo Apologetico *what*

 

HighRes1: Well that's good! *what* Swell! *what* Fine and dandy! *what* Just peachy! *what* Whoopdy-freakin-doo! *what*

 

TheNextJericho: That it is *what* it is just that *what* just that *what* just that *what* Fine!*

 

HighRes1: Why are we still arguing? *what* Are we fighting? *what* Are we at war? *what* In a squabble? *what* At odds? *what* A FI-AS-CO?! *what*

 

TheNextJericho: No *what* I guess not *what* Let's end this *what* before we kill the coolness *what* of saying *what*....What

 

HighRes1: ... what?

 

TheNextJericho: What?

 

HighRes1: Beg pardon?

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Um...what?

 

Oh the irony.

[Guest Renegade]

Meh, the WWF stole "What?" from an Irish sitcom, and they make so much money off it.....

 

 

As for the post....Zany!

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Yes...

 

...you could be writing your match.

 

So get going!

 

Mothernature says, what?"

[Guest HVilleThugg]

*pants heavily!

 

T-minus 1.5 hours until PPV matches are due.  Where is everyone on their matches?

 

Da "getting close" H

[Guest midnight_burn]

Woo, just finished my match, right on 2AM.

 

Hopefully my 6,500 or so words will be enough to win, seeing as i had to cut alot of the stuff i wanted out. Maybe if i started days ago instead of waiting until the last possible minute to begin it'd be better, but meh, laziness rules.

 

Off to bed i go for a few hours sleep, then back here i come.

[Guest Muzz]

Up to 7,167, but a bit more to go.

 

Hopefully I can get a half an hour to an hour extension.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

5,806 right now for me.  I think I'm gonna need an extension as well...just a little one though.

 

Da "still has over an hour" H

[Guest Grand Slam]

Currently, my match stands at 10,537.  And I'm not done yet, but this is kinda important...

 

After all, I would like to keep my job.  Darned King...

[Guest HVilleThugg]

7731 now....and going!!!  BLARG!!  Why do I wait till the last minute??

 

Da "sweating profusely" H

[Guest chirs3]

Me and Mag's rounded out about 8000, give or take.

 

And it was in on time.

[Guest Muzz]

Got to 9,115.

 

About 45 minutes late, but it is four o'clock over here, so I hope Stubby understands.

[Guest Grand Slam]

Well, my final tally was 13,250 words, and I think MacPhisto's match was of similar length.

 

I implore all of you to read the whole thing when posted instead of skipping to the end...

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Geez Mark, that's an awful lot to read man...but I will because I mark for Stevens vs Edwin!!!  Everyday...all day!  

 

Total tally was like 8900 or so...and about 45 mins late.  But it's in...

 

Bah!

 

Good luck everyone!

 

Da "chilling watchin' basketball" H

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

I know all about your match, Marky.

 

 

5000 now... got an extension... should stop at about 7-8000 in two hours.

 

 

 

Blarg.

[Guest Zero_Cool]

Well, Friday night, I got 3500 over to Erek.  I wanted 4000, but I suck ass.

 

Hopefully, Erek got it and wrote, because I haven't seen the guy since Thursday.  But I know that Taylor has a tendency to write while not being online and stuff, so meh.

 

I hope he did his part...

[Guest]

Brilliant.

 

*WHAT?*

 

Great.

 

*WHAT?*

 

Bueno.

 

*WHAT?*

 

I said it was done nicely.

 

*WHAT?*

 

I said you were superb in your writing.

 

*WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?*

 

That was sweet.

[Guest]

What!? I don't know What!? What!? What!? What!? What!? What!?

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

From now on, whenever "What?" is said, Cutthroat gets hit with a barbed wire, C4 stuffed panda on a pole.

 

"What?"

*THWACK!*

"What?"

*THWACK!*

"What?"

*THWACK!*

"What?"

*THWACK!*

"What?"

*THWACK!*

"What?"

*THWACK!*

"What?"

*THWACK!*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!*

 

 

Uh-oh...