Getting to know each other better

February 1, 2002

Yeah, I know. Stupid idea... but since the forum is just born, we HAVE to have a topic in which we know each other better (not counting the fact that we're still the same l' bunch)... at least there will be ONE topic like this instead of 2 a day for newcomers. Enjoy, answer and hopefully let the newcomers know about it...

First name: Maurizio

Last name: C stands for...

Old Smarkboard name: Maurizio C

Age: 22

From: Milan, Italy

Music genre: Any kind. Rock... hardkoooore... soft Doors parades... classic...

Fav drug: guess no one'll answer this...

Fav alcholic drink: Beer. Just beer... and a little wine.

Fav movie: Buffalo'66 with Vincent Gallo and Christina Ricci.

Fav wrestler: Benoit... Tiger Mask... Malenko... Austin... Flair

Fav series of mtches: Flair/Steamboat... Dynamite/Tiger... Savage/Roberts... Flair/Savage

Brand of cigarettes: Marlboro

Fav site (wrestling or not): thesmarks... pwtorch

Newsletter subscriber?: Yes, the Torch

fav writer: Mitchell... the old Keith... the old Hyatte

Who promises the most?: I'd say jay Bower... he's one of the bunch

Who promises the least: Usually read keith once in a while... pick a name, don't read too much lil'guys.

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: 1997 WWF... 1996 ECW... old NWA... 1997 WCW (the cruiserweight)

Best international match you've ever seen: Pick a match in the Liger/Benoit series.

Past post count title: Royal Rumble

Fav poster: A tie between the old Cubano and Shockey... funny how no one'll remember Shockey a few weeks from now since he's almost vanished.

Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!): Azlea Antistia... Cassidy Rae

Fav wrestling bitch: Stacy Kiebler? Yesssssss!

What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?: I'd say the old Keith works and 90% of Mitchell's archives on the Torch website.

keep it up...

February 1, 2002

Moved to the new General Chat folder

February 3, 2002

First name: Eddie

Old Smarkboard name: KK Rage

Age: 19

From: Tampa, FL

Music genre: Anything except hardcore rap and country

Fav drug: weed

Fav alcholic drink: Beer.

Fav movie: Fight Club

Fav wrestler: Helms, Triple H, Bret, Jericho

Fav series of mtches: Bret/Owen, Bret/Austin

Brand of cigarettes:doesn't matter, usually menthol

Fav site (wrestling or not): 411, smarks

Newsletter subscriber?: no

fav writer: Scotsman, Cubano

Who promises the most?: see above, always entertaining

Who promises the least: eh, don't know

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: 97 WWF, 00 WWF

Best international match you've ever seen: Haven't seen enough to comment

Past post count title: HWA

Fav poster: Anybody who is respectful and uses correct grammar/spelling

Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!: Don't watch much porn

Fav wrestling bitch: Steffie

February 3, 2002

First name: David

Old Smarkboard name: Same

Age: 16

From: Boston, MA

Music genre: Rock(Hard and Alternative), Punk(Male and Female cuz of Alanis, etc.)

Fav drug: Don't take any, tho it'd probably be something none injectible cuz I fear needles.

Fav alcholic drink: Milk:)

Fav movie: Carrie, Se7en, From Dsuk Till Dawn, Pulp Fiction, Basically the Horror Movies tho.

Fav wrestler: Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels, Raven, SCSA

Fav series of mtches: Bret/HBK

Brand of cigarettes: Don't smoke.

Fav site (wrestling or not): Smarks

Newsletter subscriber?: No

fav writer: Cubano

Who promises the most?: Cubano

Who promises the least: They all do in some way:)

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: WWF 1997, WCW 1996, ECW 1995. How's that?

Best international match you've ever seen: Right now it's be Chris Benoit vs Great Sasuke J Cup 94.

Past post count title: Whatever the lurking jobbee one was.

Fav poster: Anybody who can carry an intelligent wrestling conversation.

Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!: Don't like porn when I can just get the real thing.

Fav wrestling bitch: Stacy Kiebler, Ryan Shamrock

February 3, 2002

First name: Brian

Old Smarkboard name: Same

Age: 20

From: Near Boston, MA

Music genre: As long as it isn't rap or country.

Fav drug: None

Fav alcholic drink: Don't drink

Fav movie: Se7en, Big Lebowski, Saving Private Ryan, The Shining just to name a few.

Fav wrestler: BENOIT, BABY!

Fav series of mtches: Jericho/Benoit

Brand of cigarettes: Don't smoke (Christ, I'm boring).

Fav site (wrestling or not): Smarks

Newsletter subscriber?: No

fav writer: Scotsman

Who promises the most?: Cubano

Who promises the least: Beats me

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: WWF

Best international match you've ever seen: Havent watched any puro.

Past post count title: OVW

Fav poster: Myself..hehehe...seriously, I don't know much of anyone yet.

Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!: They have names?

Fav wrestling bitch: Stephanie

February 3, 2002

First name: Gene

Last name: I pass

Old Smarkboard name: Macsta

Age: 35

From: Pittsburgh, PA

Music genre: I don't let music companies pigeonhole my tastes.

Fav drug: None

Fav alcholic drink: None

Fav movies:Citizen Kane/Godfather/Ask me again in a week...

Fav wrestlers: Dynamite Kid, Ric Flair, Rick Steamboat & Barry Windham

Fav series of mtches: Flair/Steamboat

Brand of cigarettes: I don't smoke

Fav site (wrestling or not): Slash, SmarKs, Warren Ellis Forum, IGN, Home Theater Spot, Macaddict, Wrestling Classics, Kayfabe Memories & PWTorch

Newsletter subscriber?: No

Fav writer: I don't have a favorite

Who promises the most?: N/A

Who promises the least: N/A

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: Old WWWF, NWA & WWF circa 1998.

Best international match you've ever seen: Ten woman All Japan Women's Elimination tag mach. I don't remember all of the ladies...Aja Kong, Esther Moreno were involved.

Past post count title: I don't remember

Fav poster: I don't have a favorite

Fav porn babe: Keisha

Fav wrestling babe: I used to go for Chae...whatever happened to her???

February 3, 2002

First name: Chad

Last name: Noneoyerdamnbizness

Old Smarkboard name: Netslob/ Know Body 666

Age: 21

From: Rochester, NY

Music genre: Metal, Classic Rock

Fav drug: Weed

Fav alcholic drink: Labatt's Ice

Fav movie: "Manos: the Hands Of Fate"

Fav wrestler: Tajiri, Mick Foley (the Cactus Jack years)

Fav series of mtches: ?

Brand of cigarettes: Camel's Turkish Gold 100's

Fav site (wrestling or not): ?

Newsletter subscriber?: no

fav writer: ?

Who promises the most?: ?

Who promises the least: ?

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: ECW

Best international match you've ever seen: i haven't seen very many...

Past post count title: OVW

Fav poster: Thread Killer

Fav porn babe: ?

Fav wrestling bitch: Ivory

What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?: ?

February 3, 2002

First name: Andrew

Last name: Tuson (Meh, I doubt I have too many stalkers)

Old Smarkboard name: Same

Age: 15

From: Windsor, Ontario

Music genre: Any kind, I'll listen to whatevers playing

Fav drug: Uh, weed I guess, mostly cause thats about as far as I'll go

Fav alcholic drink: Smirnoff Ice~

Fav movie: Happy Gilmore or Billy Madison (I'm a Sandler mark)

Fav wrestler: Benoit, Flair

Fav series of matches: Jericho/Benoit

Brand of cigarettes: Don't Smoke

Fav site (wrestling or not): The Smarks, Our So-Called Sport

Newsletter subscriber?: Nope

Fav writer: Scott Christ, Scotsman, Jay Bower, Charles Williams

Who promises the most?: Jay Bower

Who promises the least: Uh...not sure yet

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: WWF

Best international match you've ever seen: Don't watch too much international stuff so: BLANK

Past post count title: HWA

Fav poster: EI Cubano and Loss4Words. Shockmaster comes after them.

Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!: Serenity

Fav wrestling dog: Terri Runnels

What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?: Uh best thing I could reccomend anyone to read wrestling-wise is some nice classic GH & Joe Raw Audits or movie Spoofs.

February 3, 2002

First name: Craig

Last name: Bwahaha, yeah right.

Old Smarkboard name: HoodatVX

Age: 21

From: South Bend, IN

Music genre: Everything except for country, most Limp Bizkit, and most Kid Rock...

Fav drug: Hey, just say no.

Fav alcholic drink: Does Binacca count?

Fav movie: All Kevin Smith movies and Office Space

Fav wrestler: Austin, Jericho, Rock, RVD, HHH, Benoit...

Fav series of mtches: Jericho/Rock, Sting/Vader, Sting/Flair, Flair/Savage, Flair/Steamboat.

Brand of cigarettes: I do not smoke.

Fav site (wrestling or not): thesmarks.com, wrestlingobserver.com, ign.com, aintitcoolnews.com

Newsletter subscriber?: Yep, Wrestling Observer

fav writer: Scott Keith, Scotsman, Meltzer

Who promises the most?: Jay Bower

Who promises the least: Jon Richardson

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: WWF, WCW from '89 to '97

Best international match you've ever seen: Jericho vs Benoit, Misawa vs Vader, or Kobashi vs Vader

Past post count title: I think the one higher than OVW...

Fav poster: I don't really have one.

Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!: Dee

Fav wrestling dog: Trish Stratus

What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?: Anything from the WrestlingObserver

February 3, 2002

First name: James

Last name: Williamson

Old Smarkboard name: JAMES900

Age: 17

From: Uk

Music genre: Not a fan of any perticular type of music

Fav movie: Aliens

Fav wrestler: Rock, HHH, Hall and Jericho

Fav site (wrestling or not): thesmarks, IGN, Raveware

Newsletter subscriber?: No

fav writer: Keith, CZR

Who promises the most?: Jay

Who promises the least: That new Raw guy

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: WWF

Past post count title: HWA

Fav wrestling dog: Looks: Stacy or torrie for wrestling ability Jazz

What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?: Scotts Unforgiven 2001 rant just for the comment on Bryan adams hair.

February 3, 2002

First name: Dave

Last name: Withheld upon request

Old Smarkboard name: BruiserBrodyMark

Age: 33

From: Middle of some cornfield in Indiana

Music genre: Classic Rock, 80's Hairband Metal, Blues

Fav drug: Pot, Grass, Hemp, Weed, Smoke, Ganja...

Fav alcholic drink: Beer, Wine, and Kamakazi shooters

Fav movie: Shawshank Redemption...shoulda won the Oscar...dang that Gump!

Fav wrestler: Now: Stone Cold...Then: Bruiser Brody

Fav series of mtches: Steamboat/Savage, Rock/Jericho

Brand of cigarettes: Winston Lights

Fav site (wrestling or not): thesmarks, 411

Newsletter subscriber?: no

fav writer: Keith, CRZ, Jon, Scottsman

Who promises the most?: Bower...have read and will read all his stuff

Who promises the least: don't really have an answer for this one

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: all of the above

Best international match you've ever seen: unfortunatly, in the 25+ years that I've been a fan of pro wrestling, I have never seen any matches from anywhere but the USA

Past post count title: OVW...I didn't post much but I've been a mostly daily visiter to thesmarks and the smarkboard for almost a year

Fav poster: Cubano, loss4words, shockmaster (for a good laugh) and pornfaq...god, I'm gonna miss him!

Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!: Ginger Lynn

Fav wrestling dog: hmmm...Stacy Keibler!!!!!

February 3, 2002

First name: Tony

Last name: I'm not giving my last name

Old Smarkboard name: Tony149

Age: 25

From: San Antonio, TX

Music genre: I can listen to pretty much every kind of music

Fav drug: Don't do drugs

Fav alcholic drink: Don't drink

Fav movie: Shawshank Redemption

Fav wrestler: Now: Ric Flair ...Then: Sting

Fav series of matches: Flair/Steamboat, Flair/Funk, Flair/Sting

Brand of cigarettes: Don't smoke

Fav site (wrestling or not): The Smarks

Newsletter subscriber?: No

fav writer: Loss4Words

Who promises the most?: Loss4Words

Who promises the least: N/A

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: NWA/WCW '89, WWF '89, WCW '92, WWF '92, WCW Jan.-June '94, WWF & WCW '97 & '99

Best international match you've ever seen: Haven't seen many matches outside of North America

Past post count title: King of the Ring

Fav poster: Loss4Words

Fav porn babe: Tera Patrick

Fav wrestling dog: Stacy Keibler

February 3, 2002

First name: Jay

Last name: Bower

Old Smarkboard name: EI Cubano

Age: 22

From: Jacksonville, Florida currently residing in Tallahassee Florida at FSU.

Music genre: You name it, pop-punk (New Found Glory, MXPX, The Ataris etc.), Emo (Student Rick, Dashboard Confessional, Get Up Kids), Rap, Country, some TRL pop, glam rock

Fav drug: Nyquil is about the furthest I go in the drug category.

Fav alcholic drink: Amber Bach, Smirnoff Ice, and any mixed drink with excessive amounts of varrrrrrrrrdka

Fav movie: The Godfather, The Shining, and basically anything Spielberg.

Fav wrestler: Mike Sanders & Christian

Fav series of matches: Sting/Muta

Brand of cigarettes: not a smoker

Fav site (wrestling or not): thesmarks, 411, OnlineOnslaught

Newsletter subscriber?: Newp

fav writer: The entire staff from the Smarks, Josh Grut, Ben Morse, Ken Anderson (wink), and Hatter X from Online Onslaught is an awesome writer.

Who promises the most?: Charles "L4W" Williams

Who promises the least: Tommy

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: 1995 ECW, 1989 NWA, 1989 WWF

Best international match you've ever seen: The Canadian Stampede (yes, that WAS a cop-out answer)

Past post count title: "Smark"

Fav poster: SoCalClone, CJ, L4W, Brian Matheson, NatureBoy, too many to list.

Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!): Amber Michaels

Fav wrestling dog: Trish

What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?: Charles Williams "Life and Time of WCW", Scott's "NWA 1989" and a "Brief History of Flair" rants, Ken Anderson's review of the Final Nitro, any edition of "Circa" and basically the entire Smarks archive minus about 20 peices by that Bower guy.

February 3, 2002

First name: Joe

Last name: You can find out Here if you wanna know.

Old Smarkboard name: JustJoe4Life...cos when you're JustJoe...you're JustJoe...4...life.

Age: 17

From: London...England

Music genre: Most music, mainly Metal/Hip-Hop/UK Garage.

Fav alcoholic drink:Anything.

Fav wrestler: Ever? Bret Hart, at first I lost respect for him cos he kept whining (I can't believe the swear filter changed b1tching to doging) about the screwjob, but then I realised it was a work.

Fav Wrestling Writer: Me, what do you mean that makes me sound big-headed? Okay Joshua Grut, I like his fiction stuff.

Fav site (wrestling or not): What you mean apart from wrestling-x.net?? TsM.com or collegehumor.com - hilarious site.

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: WWF 1990-1994

Fav Wrestling Woman: Molly....she got BUTT(as$).

What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?: "I'd say the old Keith works"

February 3, 2002

First name: Max

Last name: Won't say

Old Smarkboard name: N/A New here

Age: 37

From: Detroit

Music genre: Jazz

Fav drug: Ecstacy

Fav alcholic drink: fine wine.

Fav movie: Cape Fear, Taxi Driver, and Scarface.

Fav wrestler: Hollywood Hogan, Goldust

Fav series of matches: Goldust/Razor

Brand of cigarettes: Marlboro

Fav site (wrestling or not): n/a

Newsletter subscriber?: no

fav writer: Bob Ryder

Who promises the most?: Bob Ryder

Who promises the least: Everything besides 1wrestling

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: 1996 WWF and WCW

Best international match you've ever seen: Never seen any

Past post count title: what?

Fav poster: I don't know...

Fav porn babe: Chasey Lain

Fav wrestling dog: Nidia

What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?: I'm new here

February 3, 2002

Name: Kahran Ramsus (not really, but that's what you're going to get)

Old Smarkboard name: Kahran Ramsus

Age: 21

From: Ottawa, ON

Music genre: Classical

Fav drug: None.

Fav alcholic drink: None.

Fav movie: Raiders of the Lost Ark

Fav wrestler: Curt Hennig (all-time), Chris Benoit (current)

Fav series of mtches: Ric Flair vs. Ricky Steamboat

Brand of cigarettes: None.

Fav site (wrestling or not): thesmarks.com

Newsletter subscriber?: Yes, to Wrestlecrap.

fav writer: Scott Keith (wrestling), David Bloomberg (non-wrestling)

Who promises the most?: Don't know.

Who promises the least: Don't know.

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: 1992 WWF

Best international match you've ever seen: None.

Past post count title: Heat

Fav poster: Me.

Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!: None.

Fav wrestling dog: Jeff Hardy

What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?: King Lear & Lazarus rants by Scott Keith

February 3, 2002

First name: Bryan

Old Smarkboard name: Same

Age: 22

From: Buffalo, NY

Music genre: Rock & or Roll.

Fav drug: None

Fav alcholic drink: Whatever's on tap

Fav movie: Searching For Bobby Fischer, Ed Wood, Memento & Jacob's Ladder

Fav wrestler: RVD

Fav series of mtches: Austin/Angle

Brand of cigarettes: Marlboro Lights.

Fav site (wrestling or not): Smarks

Newsletter subscriber?: No

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: ECW

Past post count title: Raw

Fav poster: I am the best.

Fav wrestling dog: Stephanie

February 4, 2002

Name: wouldn't you like to know? (Well, actually you probably don't care, but never mind)

Old Smarkboard name: same ol me

Age: 22

From: Nashville, Tennessee

Music genre: Whatever's on the radio at the moment, except modern country & rap

Fav drug: mixing Sudafed & Benadryl

Fav alcholic drink: Zima

Fav movie: whatever movie is on MST3K this week

Fav wrestler: Ricky Steamboat

Fav series of matches: Flair/Steamboat, Tiger/Dynamite, Austin/Angle

Brand of cigarettes: nonsmoker

Fav site (wrestling or not): used to be Wrestlecrap... sigh

Newsletter subscriber?: no (too poor)

fav writer: Bruce Mitchell, Hyatte before he hated the world

Who promises the most?: Melzter

Who promises the least: 1Bob

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: ECW 95-97, WWF 2000

Best international match you've ever seen: Hansen vs. Kobashi, '93

Past post count title: Jakked

Fav poster: Dr. Tom, the most logic-based debater on the boards

Fav porn babe (because we're all heteros, right?!): I couldn't tell you their names if they'd just done me.

Fav wrestling dog: '99 Stephanie

What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?: All of Mitchell's in-depth pieces, Meltzer's coverage of Montreal, SK's Lear & Lazarus rants

February 4, 2002

First name: Alex

Last name: Hmmmmmm nah

Old Smarkboard name: Daredevil21

Age: 17(almost dammit)

From: Saginaw, MI

Music genre: Rock, Rap, Some punk (gets a little too whiney after a while for me)

Fav drug: None

Fav alcholic drink: None

Fav movie: Dumb & Dumber and Tommy Boy (I'm not a very serious person)

Fav wrestler: Right now- Jericho/RVD, from the past- Mick Foley, Shawn Michaels, Bret Hart, Randy Savage (they all brought something a little different to the table)

Fav series of matches: Sting/Vader and Bret/Shawn

Brand of cigarettes: Nope I'm not white trash

Fav site (wrestling or not): thesmarks.com and eBay.com

Newsletter subscriber?: Nope

fav writer: Charles Williams, Jay Bower, Scott Keith

Who promises the most?: Loss4Words

Who promises the least: Hmm dunno

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: WWF

Best international match you've ever seen: Never really seen any international wrestling. I'll go with the Dynamite Kid/Tiger Mask match I saw from Japan.

Past post count title: King of the Ring

Fav poster: Loss4Words, El Cubano, MilleniumMan or something like that (He seems to like the same old-school stuff that I do).

Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!: Hmm I don't watch much pr0n *wink,wink*. Eh, I dunno, lets say Asia Carrera.

Fav wrestling dog: Well right now, I guess Molly, cause I think she has nice talent and isn't fake looking.

What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers: One of Keith's old pieces. Loss' WCW piece was pretty good too.

February 4, 2002

First name: Charlie

Age: 14

From: Fair Lawn, New Jersey

Music genre: Rock

Fav drug: Dont do drugs.

Fav alcholic drink: Dont drink.

Fav movie: Requiem for a Dream

Fav wrestler: Jericho

Fav series of mtches: Owen/Bret

Brand of cigarettes: Dont smoke

Fav site (wrestling or not): The Smarks

Newsletter subscriber?: Nope.

fav writer?: Scotsman, Jay Bower

Who promises the most?: Jay

Who promises the least: No idea.

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: WWF

Best international match you've ever seen: Mutoh vs. Tenryu 6/8/01

Fav poster: Wings69

Fav wrestling dog: Molly Holly

What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?: Great American Bash 91 review

February 4, 2002

First name: Charles

Last name: Williams

Old Smarkboard name: Loss4Words

Age: 22

From: Little Rock, AR ... the armpit of modern civilization

Music genre: I like EVERY type of music. I don't like all music, but I can usually find something in every genre that I like. Polka is probably the exception here, although liking Yakov Smirnov is tempting sometimes.

Fav drug: Adipex ... it's all about ENERGY!~

Fav alcholic drink: I like kahlua mudslides and White Zinfandel, but Corbel is probably my drink of choice.

Fav movie: "The Breakfast Club", but I'm a mark for the 80s so what do I know?

Fav wrestler: Ever? Probably Ric Flair. Now? Definitely Chris Jericho. I also like Shawn Michaels, Jushin Liger, Sting, Barry Windham and the Midnight Express.

Fav series of mtches: Midnight Express v Fantastics from the NWA in 1988. Flair v Barry Windham from '87 takes a close second.

Brand of cigarettes: Marlboro

Fav site (wrestling or not): www.sexkey.com and I refuse to hear differently

Newsletter subscriber?: Need to re-up my Observer subscription. Wade Keller's yellow journalism annoys me sometimes, so while the Torch is well-written, I just can't get into it.

fav writer: I'd say myself since I doubt anyone else will, but I'll do the right thing and say either Bryan Alvarez or Bruce Mitchell.

Who promises the most?: Jay Bower without a doubt. He's the writer of the future

Who promises the least: Rick Scaia -- he sounds like a friggin' WWF.com preview. I wish he'd realize it's not his job to do free publicity for Raw and take a harder stance.

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: Gotta go with WCW here as far as longevity in my mind. But my favorite eras are '84-'85 Mid South, '83-'84 World Class, NWA '85-'87 & '89, WCW early '94 and late '91-early '92 and Nov '95 to Nov '96. I also like WWF '97 & 2000 and ECW '95.

Best international match you've ever seen: Jushin Liger v El Samurai, NJ 04/30/92

Past post count title: SmarK was all mine said, so who knows. I had 1600 posts though I do believe.

Fav poster: EI Cubano, Cerebus (SPELLING RULES!~) the Aardvark, Crucifixio Jones, Brian Matheson, Joey Splinter, Kagotu Otaku

Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!

You are SOOOO asking the wrong person here

Fav wrestling bitch: Stephanie McMahon just because she's classy ... all the others are total skanks except Molly. And learn to respect women by not calling them bitches and you'll be a happier person for it.

What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?: The FAQ is the best place to start out I would say. Then just read what you want to read. There's no 3-step plan or anything.

keep it up...

I plan on doing so, and without the aid of viagra to boot.

Answers are above.

February 4, 2002

First name: Brendan

Last name: It rhymes with Hose, and if you know Pitney, you know me.

Old Smarkboard name: TUS

Age: 21 (Today is my birthday)

From: Newtown, CT.

Music genre: I like whatever... I probably like the shit you guys hate

Fav drug: Hey... what's that behind you? *runs*

Fav alcholic drink: Not too big on the liquor... just gimme the beer.

Fav movie: It flucsuates constantly... right now, it's Wet Hot American SUmmer

Fav wrestler: HHH, RVD, Al Snow, Austin, Dibiase

Fav series of mtches: Flair/Steamboat

Brand of cigarettes: n/a

Fav site (wrestling or not): lethal wrestling (check the sig), abrokencrate.com, 665.com

Newsletter subscriber?: God no.

fav writer: I don't have a favorite favorite.... just like a lot of people.

Who promises the most?: Cubano

Who promises the least: I dunno?

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: I'll watch just about anything. I don't lean one way or another.

Best international match you've ever seen: I don't have enough international tapes to give a decision.

Past post count title: I think I just made it to HWA

Fav poster: I dunno... too many people

Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!: Jill Kelley

Fav wrestling bitch: Stephanie McMahon...

What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?: The RSPW FAQ

February 4, 2002

First name: J

Last name: H

Old Smarkboard name: badguy

Age: 30

From: Toronto, Ontario (dramatic pause) Canada

Music genre: Rock, Classical

Fav drug: love

Fav alcholic drink:

When I was seventeen

I drank my very first beer

I drank some very good beer

I purchased with a fake ID

My name was Brian McGee

I stayed up listening to Queen

When I was seventeen

Do...The stuff that buys me beer

Re...The guy who sells me beer

Mi...the one who drinks the beer

Fa...A long way to get beer

So...I'll have another beer

La...la la la la la beer!!!

Ti...No thanks I'm drinking beer

Do...etc continue to sing until someone punches you or

comes near it

Fav movie: Reservoir Dogs, Leaving Las Vegas, Dumb & Dumber

Fav wrestler: Sid Vicious, Benoit, Hart

Fav series of mtches: Bret/Austin, Flair/Steamboat, Savage/Steamboat, Benoit/Booker

Brand of cigarettes: none

Fav site (wrestling or not): customerssuck.com

Newsletter subscriber?: no

fav writer: don't consistenly read columns

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: ECW when they weren't putting on crap ultra-hardcore matches

Best international match you've ever seen: not much access to those

Past post count title: somewhere in the minors

Fav poster: Cubano, L4W

Fav porn babe: Chasey Lain

Fav wrestling valet: Miss Hancock

What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?: Meltzer's columns are usually accurate and informative

February 4, 2002

First name: Stephen

Last name: Popick

Old Smarkboard name: SSG1

Age: 22

From: Atlanta Georgia

Music genre: Think Pearl Jam and Collective Soul

Fav drug: don't do em

Fav alcholic drink: gin n tonic

Fav movie: Usual Suspects

Fav wrestler: Jericho

Fav series of mtches: Booker/Benoit best of seven

Brand of cigarettes: I dont smoke

Fav site (wrestling or not): thesmarks

Newsletter subscriber?: i aint paying for shiz

fav writer: CRZ!

Who promises the most?: Cubano

Who promises the least: Who cares, jabronis on 411.

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: old ecw

Best international match you've ever seen: sorry, none

Past post count title: HWA Baby!

Fav poster: Cubano.

Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!: eh, they be skanks.

Fav wrestling bitch: Stacy Kiebler? Yesssssss!

February 4, 2002

Real Name: No way!

Old Smarkboard name: same

Age: 26

From: Montreal, PQ, currently New York, NY

Music genre: metal, some pop, and lots of other shit

Fav drug: don't do em

Fav alcholic drink: fuzzy navel

Fav movie: Chasing Amy

Fav wrestler: Steve Austin

Fav series of mtches: Austin/Bret

Brand of cigarettes: I dont smoke

Fav site (wrestling or not): right now, SeanBaby

Newsletter subscriber?: No, the Observer is too expensive

fav writer: Eh, I dunno. El Cubano

Who promises the most?:

Who promises the least:

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: mid-90s WWF

Best international match you've ever seen: Toyota/Yamada vs. Kansai/Ozaki (Dream Slam II)

Past post count title: Jakked!

Fav poster: Osama is a Jerk

Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!: Nikki Tyler

Fav wrestling bitch: Ivory!!

February 5, 2002

Well I'm new here but I'll add my 2 cents.

First name: Mark

Age: 40

From: Cleveland, OH

Music genre: Sabbath, Zeppelin & The Dead

Fav drug: Caffeine

Fav alcholic drink: Scotch

Fav movies:Godfather/It's A Wonderful Life/Ready To Rumble

Fav wrestlers: Flair/Goldberg/Steiner/Jarrett

Fav site (wrestling or not): A1 Wrestling, ESPN

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: NWA & WCW

Fav porn babe: Ginger Lynn

Fav wrestling babe: Kimberly Page & Elizabeth

February 6, 2002

Yeah, I know. Stupid idea... but since the forum is just born, we HAVE to have a topic in which we know each other better (not counting the fact that we're still the same l' bunch)... at least there will be ONE topic like this instead of 2 a day for newcomers. Enjoy, answer and hopefully let the newcomers know about it...

First name: Jeremy

Last name: This Space Intentionally Left Blank

Old Smarkboard name: JazeYaDeadHomie

Age: 27

From: Denton, TX

Music genre: Anything but country

Fav drug: weed

Fav alcholic drink: Free

Fav movie: Currently it's Dazed and Confused. But it changes daily.

Fav wrestler: Current - RVD / All Time- Flair

Fav series of mtches: Hardyz/Dudleyz/E&C

Brand of cigarettes: Marlboro Lights

Fav site (wrestling or not): Smarks, PWTorch, Online Onslaught, 411Wrestlingbondage-links.de (oh wait....)

Newsletter subscriber?: Nope

fav writer: Keith, Hyatte, Shannon before he went psychotic

Who promises the most?: My girlfriend... and she rarely delivers.

Who promises the least: Me. That way she's never disappointed.

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: I was always an old World Class mark.

Best international match you've ever seen: Let's just say the Dynamite Kid/ Tiger Mask series.

Past post count title: OVW

Fav poster: Judas. He reminds me that no matter how bad my life sucks, it could be worse.

Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!): Your mom

Fav wrestling bitch: Currently- Stacy / All Time- Daffney

What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?: Beethoven's 9th.

Ok here's mine...

February 6, 2002

First name: A

Last name: L

Old Smarkboard name: ArkhamGlobe

Age: 20

From: Umeå, Sweden

Music genre: I like all kinds of music (mainly prog rock, psychedelia, rhythm & blues and good old fashioned rock & roll).

Fav drug: None.

Fav alcholic drink: Cognac.

Fav movie: Dr Strangelove.

Fav wrestler: Ric Flair, Ricky Steamboat & Dynamite Kid.

Fav series of mtches: Flair/Steamboat & Dynamite/Tiger

Brand of cigarettes: I don't smoke.

Fav site (wrestling or not): imdb.com

Newsletter subscriber?: Nope.

fav writer: Changes daily.

Who promises the most?: Charles Williams.

Who promises the least: I won't dignify them by mentioning their names.

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: No preferences, just give me wrestling and I'll watch.

Best international match you've ever seen: Kenta Kobashi vs Mitsuharu Misawa 1997-01-20 & the Chris Benoit vs Great Sasuke finals from the 1994 Super J Cup.

Past post count title: OVW.

Fav poster: I have more important things to think about.

Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!: I don't watch porn.

Fav wrestling bitch: Probably Molly Holly.

What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?: Probably the FAQ.

February 7, 2002

First name: Stuey

Last name: 2Dope

Old Smarkboard name: stuey2dope

Age: 18

From: Wales, UK

Music genre: Rock/Metal.. ICP, Twiztid, Kottonmouth Kings

Fav drug: Weed i suppose, havent done anythin else.

Fav alcholic drink: Beer.

Fav movie: Kids, Big Money Hustlaz

Fav wrestler: Bret Hart, Steve Austin, HBK, RVD

Fav series of mtches: RVD/Lynn

Brand of cigarettes: Lambert and Butler

Fav site (wrestling or not): 108dn, UKFF

Newsletter subscriber?: Nope.

fav writer: I dont usually read.

Who promises the most?: hmmmmm, Cant answer that

Who promises the least: Myself

Best international match you've ever seen: I dont really watch much over seas stuff.

Past post count title: hmmm Not sure, i dont usually start threads.

Fav poster: Back in the day.. Shockmaster... with is he and the B00bs these days?

Fav porn babe: Jenna J

Fav wrestling bitch: Kiebler?

What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers: dont know.

February 8, 2002

First name: Peter

Last name: *witheld*

Old Smarkboard name: FakeRazor

Age: 16

From: Springfield, NJ

Music genre: Rap

Fav drug: none

Fav alcholic drink: Vodka, Mike's Hard Lemonade

Fav movie: Dumb and Dumber

Fav wrestler: Shawn Micheals, Scott Hall, Ric Flair, RVD, Bret Hart, Owen Hart

Fav series of mtches: Flair/Steamboat, Razor/Shawn, Shawn/Bret

Brand of cigarettes: I don't smoke

Fav site (wrestling or not): whacked Out wrestling, Cheap Pops (the NEW home of FakeRazor)

Newsletter subscriber?: Nah

fav writer: ME! Scotsman

Who promises the most?: Cubano

Who promises the least: ??

WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: Old School WWF, WCW pre-2000, all ECW

Best international match you've ever seen: I'll go with Liger vs Benoit

Past post count title: Smackdown

Fav poster: Daredevil, Loss, Cubano, AustinHHH4life, and ME!

Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!: Jenna

Fav wrestling bitch: Stacy Kiebler

What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?: Keith's older stuff, Scotsman's stuff, and columns by yours truly.

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