Marty jannetty at wrestlingclassics.com

[Guest Caliban]

Martty Jannetty has been posting at the forum at Wrestlingclassics.com.... I don't know your opinions of the guy, but this should help form some. When asked to name some of his wildest parties, he posted this - it's since been deleted, and he got major heat for it. Judge for yourself. It's a long read - but worth it.

 

 

 

 

 

if I had a dollar for every wild party we had, I could by Vince Mcmahon out. Right off the top of my head ..one that comes up immediatly, would be the red eye flight from San Fransico to Dallas... this was back when ghb was legal...I shall repeat that,.this was when ghb was legal... they sold it at GNC's. The following story is one of the reasons ghb aint legal any more...its the end of a 15 day road tour, all the boyz are tired and ready to get home.Everyone including all the rest of the passengers, plans on sleeping the whole 4 hour flight.its loaded with the boyz and maybe 25 mostly elderly folks.Right b4 the doors are closed on the plan..in comes 4 loud ass drunk college kids..raising some more hell...its 3 guys and one girl. She looks great. So, immediatly Shawn(michaels) and I are getting ideas. Well, the guys were absolutely obnoxious...screaming "lets party" which is kool with me.. but the rest of the plane wasnt thrilled at all. As they strolled down the isle, one of them recognized, Sgt. Slaughter..and started yelling " hey guys look, its G.I. Joe and they started yelling GI JOE, which Slaughter was really getting his jaw poking out about it. Then they saw the Bushwackers..and started yelling "yyyeeaaaaaaaa and wwwwwwwwooooooooo" . it was sorta funny to me, but I knew right then and there,hmmm we are gonna have some fun with these kids and a little ghb. As we took off, an elderly man asked them if they would please hold the noise down, cause he was gonna try and sleep. The kids turned and hollared , "hell no, we aint gonna be quiet, we are gonna party all flight long". You know , my _ick damn near got hard when I heard that...cause..these boyz are gonna be sampling some g and most likely the girl is gonna be sampling me...so that was what I was thinking, Shawn was thinking the same. We are in the air, Shawn and I give the nod to each other...we walk up the isle and stand next to where these fools are sitting, I take out the g and say to Shawn, you ready to party??? hell yes, he says. So we get our little glasses of water and mix a scoop in and swallow it down. And its on! for those of you unfamiliar with ghb..what you do is mix a scoop(equal to a teaspoon) of it with water( now they have liquid form, and its illegal..so u know I aint messin with it)and drink and in about 15 minutes you feel like you are 20 beers in, and sorta acid tripping(how would i know that)So..these fine young kids are watching with curiosity, and one says .."hey, what is that yall are doing" I reply, well, this is some stuff for big time partiers, what do you guys know about that. The guy tells me, "hell we are from the fraternity we do it all, we can out party any one".. so I say, O really, so u think you wanta try this stuff. "hell, yeah ,I said we are from the fraternity we do it all" So, I said alright give me your glasses and I will fix you guys up. Shawn opens the bottle, and we drop in one scoop, 2 scoops,3 scoops...per glass.Except for the girl , she only got 1 1/2. The stuff will drop you into a coma if you take too much..but just the right amount, and these boys, are gonna go nite nite. About 10 minutes goes by, and the first guys says to me ," hey, I dont feel nothin, you guys are -ussies, I told you we could out party any one". Well, before he could finish his next sentence, he stops and says..o .o.. i think i am starting to feel something. Well all the boyz(wrestlers) know the game plan, and are alerting each other to get ready.One of the kids gets up and says damn, I cant hardly stand up...and another gets up and runs to the bathroom...leaving me with one guy and the girl.Well, this guys starts slurring so bad, I knew he was about to go down. I told him my name was Steve Lombardi. We are talking and he turns and says something to the girl, and he gets no reply. He then turns on the over head light, and .........there she is,leaning against the window wall, throw up running down the side of the wall, and she is out. He jumps up and tries to go the bathroom, and is falling down every where, hollaring ooo, this aint good....well. one of the Hebners was the first to attack. the girl was big titted(chest, in case that gets bleeped) and wearing a shirt with straps holding it on. Hebner takes the scissors and cuts the straps. Bam, her big titts fall right out. Now all the boyz are coming around, Sgt. Slaughter who is sitting right in the seats in front of her, turns and sees this . He smiles big, and decides to keep the stewardess' attention away by going and asking for things and stuff, such as that.Next the Ultimate Warrior comes back from first class and says "where is she". As the boyz are taking turns with the scissors snipping at her long beautiful hair, Warrior start twisting hard as hell on her nipples, she starts to wake up, and looks down at her titts, and trys to cover them up, but stops...looks... and....throws up right on both titts. @ mounds of throw up is all you could now see. Her hair is steadily being cut. Well, about this time here comes tall boy from the bathroom with some napkins for her...he looks and sees this mess, she has throw up all over the plane ,her seat, her boobs, and she now looks like Sinade(shinade)Oconner. practically Bald, just bits and pieces of hair left on her head. He turns to his buddy ,whose Birthday it was, which was why they were celebrating, and starts screamg, ooooo this aint good. "where are you Mark( cant remember his name so we'll use mark for this story)" well , in the back of the plan We see Warrior, and hear a small buzzing sound, like electric hair cutter, and the bathroom door is open, and a pair of feet are hanging out from inside, and Warrior has a smooth back and forth arm motion, going with this buzzing sound. we all head back to see this..Warrior leaves gigglin his ass off.. well, we look in the bathroom and the birthday boy, is sitting on the toilet, passed out, pants down, throw up all in his underwear,...and he is now sporting a road warior Hawk type hairdoo. tall boy runs over looks in and starts screaming , "o **** , this aint good, either...o no, what is going wrong here". We are all just laughing, and we noticed the buzzing sound was going, we look back up the isle and Warrior is at it again. So we keep, tall boy busy, while Warrior is working. Finally, it is time to,..go see...we follow tall boy as he is looking for his final member, and the final member has passed out across 3 seats and is laying face down,with his head resting on arms. Tall boy turns over head light on, and..."o my, god, not you too"... he hollars. we look and this kid now waking up has only hair where his arm was blocking it in front. It looked like a reverse Boris Zukoff hair cut. with a horn coming out from the front of his head. Well..as you may imagine..the stewarts and Steward comes to find clothes hair and throw up all over the plan. And tall boy is tell the guy, that Steve(me) will tell them everything..cause i was on there side. The steward was pissed and said he knew Warrior was a part of it, and wanted more names...I told him that I had plenty of witneses that they did it to themselves, and that ..they were drunk and loud and obnoxious, and that they( stewadesses) served them alcohol, knowing that they had too much already. The guy says to me...ok, I wont say anything about knowing warrior was back here if you guys dont tell police we served them. Police?? Yes, he said we have to call and report this because it is gonna take a special clean up crew for the mess they have made....This is a long story, so let me just say it ended like this...When we landed the old folks on the plane were high fiving the boyz saying it was the best flight they ever had..Mach Man, Randy Savage had been the only of the boyz who actuall stayed up in first class and slept the flight but when he woke her heard all the news and he was, determined to see this site. As the plane was unloading passengers, everyone waited to see these kids come out, and formed a big horse shoe shaped line, in front of the door at Dallas airport...others walking by got curious as to what was going on, and wanted to see, so the crowd was growing...All i kept hearing was Macho Man sayin ..in that voice of his.."ooo yeah I gotta see this"... the police went in with wheelchairs and started bringing the college fraternity partiers out one at a time....in wheelchairs, as they were still unable to walk, and...they were hand cuffed too. ...each one that came out the crowd went absolutely crazy with laughter and cheers...and the Macho Man..hollaring his best..ooooo yeahs, the girl was so pretty at the beginning of this flight but now bald, face krinkling from sickness, and stinky from throw up, she was a horrible site....... well, that is just one of the........" millions and millions" of crazy wild stories from my partying experiences..maybe next time I can give you a shorter story...believe me I left a lot of funny stuff out cause this was such a long story to type..........

[Guest dreamer420]

That's a crazy fucking story.  Do you really know if it is Janetty who wrote that?

[Guest Caliban]

Yeah, Jannetty is posting at the wrestlingclassics.com forum as MJ. A lot of guys connected with the business apparently post there. He's been posting some wicked stories, and a great one about getting the Iron Sheik so mad he threatened to stab someone.

[Guest dreamer420]

Thanks.  I've read some of his stuff and he seems like an all right guy.  A little crazy back in the day but a pretty nice guy now.

[Guest Mark4steamboat]

i have reasons to believe that wasnt true but oh well if it is, gnarly. very cool story.

[Guest nWoScorpion]

Warriors a major pervert!

[Guest Mark4steamboat]

i thought Warrior was gay.

[Guest Caliban]

More stories, before they get deleted at that forum (they sure don't like the content of 'em, but they're funny as hell)

 

 

 

Let me start this by saying, if you are reading this, it is approved for reading, not necessarily aproved of..... 2nd, it is a little of the wall and unusual, so if you dont care for crazy , dont coninue to read...and 3rd all people mentioned in story, have no complaints about this story being told....as they tell it themselves...

Hopefully this will avoid the problems we went thru on a prior off the wall story...

I was asked by several folks who have already heard this story in my home town, to post it..so here we go...

Several years ago, when I lived in Orlando, one of my home town boys from Columbus came down to visit and party for a weekend. We call him Donut, but many of you in the Indy world may know him as Donni Sanders, an excellent worker. He is also an excellent partier, if you listen to him. I think the world of him, but sometimes a man gotta do what a mans gotta do....We drove down to Tampa, to hang out with some of the boyz, and Tampa is really a great party town..the girls are unbelievable. The whole 1 1/2 hour drive down , donut kept telling me how he was a player now, and would pick up all the girls. I was certainly hoping he was right, cause we would be coming back to my house in Orlando, or so that was the original plan. We went out at a club called Yucatan, and my god, it was happening...donut was so excited, he was buying shots for every one, which was not like him(I later found out why,he was putting them on my tab)well, as the nite progressed, donut was starting to get sloppy. He would just say ridiculous things to the girls, make me wanta walk away and say I dont know him....by the end of the nite I had a nice conversation going with a couple pretty ladies, and over comes donut...and says something that even he didnt understand, and just started looking at the girls and grabbing his crotch and shaking it at them. Needless, to say, we lost their company right quick like..and donut just slurred some cuss words at them.. then he said he was gonna go wait in his truck outside. It was closing time so , it was to the truck for me too, but now I had too much to drink and try to drive to Orlando. So, we drove across the street at a...nice hotel( i will spare them the name)it was an expensive one..but I went in as donut was passing out, and tried to get an atheletic rate for the nite, and even the rate was over 100 dollars , so I figured we would try the next hotel over,..as I was walking out to the truck, I heard a voice calling.." hey, wait" I turned around and a clean cut young black man walked up to me and said" I know who you are" so I said good , shook his hand and started to walk away, then he said.." I am the nite manager of this hotel, and I can probably comp you a room for the nite", I said, great but, what do you mean probably? He then says in a low tone.." I have always wanted to blow a wrestler" It scared the heck out of me at first , but then , a thought came quickly, as I looked towards the truck and saw donut passed out. I said,Well I aint down with that myself but He is a up and coming superstar, and he loves bj's, pointing towards donut. The guy looked at me as we started walking towards the truck, and he says,"really, do you think he will go for it". I said ,o he will love it, in fact just suprise him, jump in and have at it. He says "for real"? Yep! so he jumps in shuts the door, and I am left to stand gaurd. I am actually more nervous about some one driving up and seeing this take place than enjoying the rib.. but as I am keeping post, I hear donut waking up from his nap, moaning..ooo yeah, who are you baby, ...I look back in the truck window, and all I see is donut in the passenger side , looking down, and a afro coming up into partial view and back down..over and over, then donut starts kinda hiccupping bobbing his head and ...then all of a sudden bbuuuiiiicckkkkkkkkkkk..he threw up all over the back of this guys head....the guy jumps out of the truck running his hands over his head, and pieces or chunks of stuff was just springing out of his fro... he cussed a little and went running off...I said to him...hey what about our room??? he then said yes you can still have the room, but I aint finishing the job on your friend....donut swears to this day, that the guy working at this hotel, couldnt have been the same person in the truck with him, but this is what he says with a smile on his face, and just always says...I'll get you back on day>>>> we all laughed it off in the the end.....so please no one start giving me hell for this one............

[Guest Caliban]

As you may or may not have heard before...ghb was at first legal, and every one was experimenting with its effects. Of course now, it has been labelled as a date rape drug, and with good reasons. Anyway, as I said every one was taking it back when it first came out ,for its original purposes, which was deep sleep at nite, and it also is a fat burning accelerator. You do get a buzz from it due to the rapid release of natural growth hormone from its chemical reactions in the body.

Well, as you may or may not know, on tv taping days..the boyz must be at the arena from 1 pm through out the entire day. Reason being, is there is so much promotional work and interviews and other functions set up through out the day, and you are pretty much on call all day. You really get bored and tired and sleepy after sitting around the building for a few hours. Coffee is the saviour that keeps you awake and running, and they always keep the pot full. On this particular day... some one ..poured a whole bottle of ghb into the coffee. The way you could tell was watching all the guys who were usually running around cutting up and trying to break up the boredom. They were not as hyper and were basically slowed down to a crawl..I was one of them..I knew after a few minutes, exactly what had happened, because ,although it was a little different with caffeine mixed with it, I knew the buzz, and I knew the only thing I had drank lately was coffee. But it was kinda funny looking around trying to see who all got the bad batch of coffee. The Bushwackers were most obvious, as they were sitting in side by side chairs, and had fallin asleep and were leaning towards each other with there heads rested together. Bad news Brown, just kept shaking his head like he wasnt sure, if his eyes were going...Pat Patterson was wobbling around in the hall ways try to look for people and forgetting who was looking for. Barry Horowitz was doing something weird, cant exactly remember what it was, cause like I said , they got me too, but I think Barry kept scratching his BUTT, talking about how good it felt to scratch it... Then some one I think Chief Strongbow, ran in and yelled for the Bushwackers to hurry up and go the green room to do interviews cause some one had passed out and wasnt ready to do theirs. The Wackers tried getting up and kept just shaking there heads and stumbling around and went and got more coffee. That is when I noticed the longest line of guys in front of the coffee, every one was complaining they needed coffee, and were getting more. Sherri martel screamed at Mr. Perfect blaming him, cause she figured out what was going on. Every one just laughed at Curt as he was glassy eyed himself and kept telling her he didnt know what she was talking about. There were two seperate coffee machines and Sherri desided to dump one out, she was just guessing which one it was, I guess..but Curt laughed even harder and said under his breathe..."wrong one" and... well, according to him, he told me he had found the empty bottle under a table and he said .."watch this" he took the empty bottle and put it in Sherri's purse .... later she was accused of doing the rib herself when Curt walked past her purse and acted like he stumbled and kicked her purse and the bottle came falling out.... she screamed and hollared at every one to kiss her BUTT, cause she didnt do it...any way the story ends with the following day was also a tv taping and we had to double up interviews cause most of us were unable to get them done that day...o yes, how did I forget this .. the Sheik was over in a corner just walking around in a circle twisting his mustache, chopping his own chest and smiling and laughing to himself repeating the same thing over and over " ah , this is nice , I like coffee"....

[Guest]

Janetty is cool in my book. They need to be given those kids eght scoops.....lol.

[Guest HartFan86]

Those are crazy stories. What a nut.

[Guest dpac]

man times have changed,,,life on the road used to just be crazy,,,,seems like people used to get away with alot more,,,,,especially now with hall getting canned for his weekend bender

[Guest Anorak]

I'm sure certain wrestlers still live it up to a certain extent but it's probably fair to say things have calmed down a bit since Janetty's heyday. Maybe wrestling just isn't as 'rocknroll' anymore, maybe there's less recreational drug use than there was and todays wrestling stars are just a more down to earth and less hedonistic bunch than those who went before them.

[Guest Caliban]

The plane one is funny, because it seems even now WWE can't control themselves on a plane...

[Guest Anorak]

My last post looks pretty stupid after the events of the last couple of days, it does seem to be the older guys who act more like kids though.

[Guest Human Fly]

Jannetty should write a book just about party moments. Lots of lol moments in these.

[Guest Drury37]

Those two stories are just hilarious,I couldn't stop laughing while reading this.Doing this stuff people is probably dangerous because won't it affect people's system a bit or possibly a lot.

Thanks.

[Guest swan]

Those two stories are just hilarious,I couldn't stop laughing while reading this.Doing this stuff people is probably dangerous because won't it affect people's system a bit or possibly a lot.

Thanks.

Actually no. The government, school administrators, and even your own parents want you to think that drinking and drugs and the sometimes silly situations they get you into are bad. Don’t believe them. Excess is best. Do you want to be 40 and say to yourself “You know, I have never pissed in the crisper of my refrigerator?” Or “Good god I must have snorted a lot of coke, she’s bigger than a whale!”? Live a little, have fun, and your welcome.

[Guest Drury37]

Well I don't know right now,I'm not saying that I am always wholesome and don't like to have fun but I am not sure I want to have coke and pee in my refrigirator.

Thanks.