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[Guest HartFan86]

I'm watching the Weather Channel. I want to fall asleep to the music. This is better than Raw.

[Guest HartFan86]

I can only imagine what happens in this match.

[Guest HartFan86]

Ding Ding Ding.

[Guest HartFan86]

Look at the balcony straight behind the announce table. Covered in black tarp. That's l33t sh3t.

[Guest Flyboy]

Zzzzz... match is putting me asleep.  

 

I think I'm about to start playing SSBM.

[Guest HartFan86]

Just seeing Buh Buh use the Bionic Elbow in his offense move set is great to see.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

At least this Hardcore match is kind of funny, or at least, better than anything else on Raw not involving Brock Lesnar.  As far as I can remember anyway.

[Guest Flyboy]

Buh Buh talking to himself in the third person... it's Buh Buh-Rock!

 

 

 

Hee-hee... Stevie Richards... new HC champ.

 

If at first you don't suceed... try, try, try again.

[Guest HartFan86]

YES!!! RICHARDS GETS A TITLE FOR MORE THAN 30 SECONDS.

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

wow i just HATE hardcore matches

[Guest]

Hey, Stevie actually gets to keep it this time!

 

Him and Jazz? :\

[Guest Vyce]

At least they took the belt off Bubba.

 

Of course, he'll probably win it back after the commercial break, but still.

[Guest HartFan86]

Jesh, this thread is dead...then again, I don't blame you guys.

[Guest]

I'm starting to wonder if everyone here has ADD. Must all of you be CONSTANTLY entertained?

 

Weather Channel better than Raw? Surely hyperbole.

 

But I will admit: The Tropical Update is riveting from July-September. And that is no joke.

 

Of course, it's riveting for me because I live on the southeastern coast.

[Guest Cactus Clothesline]

My guess is that Hogan/Taker segment was to decide the winner of the Smackdown main.  Wood's pops are fading fast so I think they'll go for the shocker and give Jericho the title back.  A heel Jericho vs. face Undertaker match would be better anyway but the four-way looms.

 

Question: Why does Bubba Ray have to dance?  He can get over without it.  He doesn't have to be a joke.  Maybe the Richards thing will lead to Raven back.  Was he drafted?

[Guest HartFan86]

WTF, HULK HOGAN CARTOONS

[Guest Vyce]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!

 

ROCK N' WRESTLING!!!!!!

 

I'm marking out so huge right now!

[Guest FakeRazor]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!  ROCK N' FUCKIN WRESTLING!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest Risk]

Bubba has got to be my favorite misogynist.  GO STEVIE!  YOU'RE HARDCORE!  I LIKE JAZZ' CAR!

[Guest razazteca]

Regal rules Anti Hulkamaniac has besmirtch the marks

 

Steven Richards HARDCORE HARDCORE HARDCORE....well he's no Foley

[Guest HartFan86]

Oh lord, that Regal segment made my NIGHT. It actually made me give me more of  a shit for later tonight.

[Guest El Satanico]

Oh sweet Haysoos Regal rules all...i could watch a Raw with nothing but Regal talking and doing skits

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Wow.  That promo made me like Regal by about 1000% more than I used to.

[Guest HartFan86]

WTF, Another boring match next week on Raw. 6 Man Tag. BOOOOORING.

[Guest]

REGAL = GOLD.

 

Nuff said.

 

Okay, Flair just set up his heel turn quite nicely.

[Guest Vyce]

"Hulk Hogan's Rock N' Wrestling" + William Regal's anti-Hogan promo = best RAW ever.

 

Well, not really, but best segment of the whole night!!

[Guest treble charged]

Regal's quote was hilarious.

"What are you going to see, when the power of the punch runs wild on thee?"

A very British-like "brother" would have been awesome, too.

[Guest Flyboy]

Thank you, Regal... thank you.

[Guest El Satanico]

I always did like Regal's talking...it's too bad that he just can't gel with WWF wrestling style.

[Guest]

Wow, notice how the activity in this thread kicked up a notch as soon as Rock n' Wrestling showed up?

 

Damn, we're all Hulkamaniacs, even if it is subconsciously.

 

Regal claims he'll kill Hulkamania, of course no one expects him to, but I'll be damned if he didn't make the best show of it of anyone to make the claim.