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Guest Eugene`
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I wish tv was uncensored. If it was, I would make a movie with the story being that a mentally retarded Indian has tried to seek a normal life in Omaha Nebraska. He meets a young mentally retarded girl while running away from home one day, and they become lovers for life. They decide to go for a hike in the woods one day when suddenly a bear emerges. They run like hell, make handicap faces and noises, but ultimately succumb to the bear and get eaten.

 

I think this has serious potential.

Guest Bitterness the Star
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I don't see why TV would need to be uncensored for a project like that to be given the go-ahead. It could easily slip into the schedule of your local free-to-air station for documentaries that noone gives a shit about and that shows the weather for hours on end.

 

And that sounds like the slighty-foreign thing with the ripped case that you find at your local video store, the ripped case being strange because you just know that noone's rented this movie.

 

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Do we get to see handicapped sex?

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Theres a movie by Lars Von Triers called "Idioterne" about a bunch of people who pretend to be retarded to fuck with people.

 

That has a hardcore handicapped orgy. It's fucking freaky.

Guest Eugene`
Posted

I guess I insulted an indian. Oh well, 10 beers and he will be fine.

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I wish tv was uncensored. If it was, I would make a movie with the story being that a mentally retarded Indian has tried to seek a normal life in Omaha Nebraska. He meets a young mentally retarded girl while running away from home one day, and they become lovers for life. They decide to go for a hike in the woods one day when suddenly a bear emerges. They run like hell, make handicap faces and noises, but ultimately succumb to the bear and get eaten.

 

I think this has serious potential.

Pshyeah real original I read that book last March

Guest Bitterness the Star
Posted
I wish tv was uncensored. If it was, I would make a movie with the story being that a mentally retarded Indian has tried to seek a normal life in Omaha Nebraska. He meets a young mentally retarded girl while running away from home one day, and they become lovers for life. They decide to go for a hike in the woods one day when suddenly a bear emerges. They run like hell, make handicap faces and noises, but ultimately succumb to the bear and get eaten.

 

I think this has serious potential.

Pshyeah real original I read that book last March

You're telling me that someone actually published a book along those lines?

 

I don't know. Maybe this guy just makes it sound stupid.

Guest Bitterness the Star
Posted

Well, don't I look like quite the fucking moron for not picking up on that?

 

I do apologise. I'm tired.

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