Albert told me to...

[Guest converge241]

Ok, I think Albert's body fur is sexy and it turns me on.  

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hello welcome to sickville, population 2

 

buffybeast on the sick minded side of town

converge on the physically losing lunch side

[Guest Risk]

Albert looks like a lump of clay that was dropped in a bucket of clay.

[Guest crandamaniac]

guys, it's obvious that buffy happens to have a thing for fat hairy guys and....

 

*looks at his-self*

 

 

(butthead voice) hey baby

 

 

lol :-P

[Guest buffybeast]

guys, it's obvious that buffy happens to have a thing for fat hairy guys and....

 

*looks at his-self*

 

 

(butthead voice) hey baby

 

 

lol :-P

I also used to have a crush on Vader and think John Big Gaburick from Tough Enough is sexy.

 

So you can kind of get a sense of the kind of men I like.

[Guest]

guys, it's obvious that buffy happens to have a thing for fat hairy guys

So he might like Mick Foley, or Loch Ness.

[Guest buffybeast]

No, Buffy does not find Mick Foley (ugh) or Loch Ness (yuck) sexy.

[Guest Kinetic]

I'd just like to take this opportunity to point out that WWF backwards is FWW, a jumble of consanants that do not successfully form a word.  WWE backwards, on the other hand, spells EWW, which is what every wrestling fan in the world other than Buffybeast thinks when they see Albert.  I feel that Albert will fare well in this new environment.

 

Albert: The crown prince of EWW.

[Guest buffybeast]

LOL.  That was funny.

 

However, I am sure that out of the millions of WWF fans around the world, I am not the only one who finds Albert sexy.

[Guest Human Fly]

"However, I am sure that out of the millions of WWF fans around the world, I am not the only one who finds Albert sexy."

 

I bet you could count the rest on two hands though.

[Guest converge241]

However, I am sure that out of the millions of WWF fans around the world, I am not the only one who finds Albert sexy

 

buffybeast

Pat Patterson

Bigfoot

[Guest]

Albert: The crown prince of EWW.

Prince Albert!

 

"Do you have Albert's talent in a can?  You do?  Then let it out!"

[Guest buffybeast]

However, I am sure that out of the millions of WWF fans around the world, I am not the only one who finds Albert sexy

 

buffybeast

Pat Patterson

Bigfoot

LOL, that was funny.  Pat used to date Mideon.  So I don't think Albert is his type of guy.

[Guest]

LOL, that was funny.  Pat used to date Mideon.  So I don't think Albert is his type of guy.

I didn't need to read that.  I WAS goingto eat soon!  Just the thought of it will cause me to starve for the next few days.  Two good looking gay men I can stand, but two disgusting freak men scare me.   BLAAAAHHH!!!!

[Guest Tha Cunnysmythe]

However, I am sure that out of the millions of WWF fans around the world, I am not the only one who finds Albert sexy

 

buffybeast

Pat Patterson

Bigfoot

Add THA CUNNYSMYTHE!

 

*slurp*

[Guest crandamaniac]

However, I am sure that out of the millions of WWF fans around the world, I am not the only one who finds Albert sexy

 

buffybeast

Pat Patterson

Bigfoot

Add THA CUNNYSMYTHE!

 

*slurp*

*reads post, gets sick*

[Guest buffybeast]

Even I must agree.  That was sick.  The only person around these parts that will do any slurping on Albert is me!

[Guest crandamaniac]

Even I must agree.  That was sick.  The only person around these parts that will do any slurping on Albert is me!

ok cunny, buffy, you guys are really scaring the shit out of me here

[Guest buffybeast]

Even I must agree.  That was sick.  The only person around these parts that will do any slurping on Albert is me!

ok cunny, buffy, you guys are really scaring the shit out of me here

Dear, you should only be afraid if you become the object of my latest obsessions.

 

Seriously, I would never say any of the shit I say here to Albert's face.

[Guest]

Yeah, you would buffy. be honest.

[Guest dreamer420]

Seriously, I would never say any of the shit I say here to Albert's face.

but she will write them all down in an anonymous letter and send them to albert.

[Guest buffybeast]

Seriously, I would never say any of the shit I say here to Albert's face.

but she will write them all down in an anonymous letter and send them to albert.

No, I wouldn't say those things to his face.  I'd be too afraid of rejection or embarrassment.

 

Nor would I write those things in a letter.  What good would it be to write him and not sign my name?

[Guest dreamer420]

so you can stalk him and not get caught?

[Guest crandamaniac]

Dear, you should only be afraid if you become the object of my latest obsessions.

I'm so glad you can't see me if that's the case.

 

Oh wait, you said you don't like Foley's look, and i've been told i look like Foley, so whoo hooo!

[Guest]

Didn't I hear that Albert had a stalker?

[Guest muzanisa]

BB is there a bike club near you? I'm sure you could find your true love there.

 

Support your local big red machine.

[Guest buffybeast]

I don't know if bikers like black chicks.

[Guest muzanisa]

I was at a convention on Monday and when the host ripped into Jean Marie Le Pen all the bikers cheered so they're not all arseholes. Saying that it could be different where you live, but most of the bikers I've met take people at face value.

 

A shame as a gang of bikers would be a like a five course gourmmet menu plus dessert trolley for you

[Guest buffybeast]

That's ok.  I don't think I'd want a biker.  They don't seem to be the cleanest or brightest group of people.

[Guest crandamaniac]

That's ok.  I don't think I'd want a biker.  They don't seem to be the cleanest or brightest group of people.

and albert is?

[Guest muzanisa]

Albert was a schoolteacher so must have a reasonable education and believe me if you have that many piercings then you're going to know all about hygeine. Imagine having your dick go septic.