Blueprint for the ideal wrestler?

[Guest Caliban]

Since we all bitch about which wrestler is better, I thought we should all design our own perfect wrestler. And since I get promoted to OVW with this post, I thought why the hell not make it a stupid one.

 

My perfect wrestler would be:

 

Offense: Chris Benoit/RVD

Charisma/Mic Skills: Ric Flair

Character: Kurt Angle

Build: Rock

[Guest Caliban]

For a laugh, my worst possible wrestler:

 

Offense: Nash

Charisma/Mic Skills: Jeff Hardy

Character: Crash Holly

Build: Big Show

[Guest razazteca]

Offense: Hayabusa/Ultimo Dragon

Charisma/Mic Skills: Dr Wanger Jr/Eddie Guerrero

Character: Rudo or Tweener

Build: Edge

[Guest]

Offense: Chris Benoit

Charisma/Mic Skills: Jake "the Snake" Roberts

Character: Steve Austin

Build: Kurt Angle

[Guest ShamRock]

Offense: Chris Benoit

Charisma/Mic Skills: Steve Austin

Character: Bret Hart

Build: Shawn Michaels

[Guest Austin3164life]

Offense: Kurt Angle (The Best Technician in the business today)

Charisma/Mic Skills: Steve Austin (His character is all about attitude and toughness)

Character: Ted DiBiase (Nothing else [and nobody else] matters to him but winning and money)

Build: Brock Lesnar (A thick yet extremely agile bodyframe and moveset)

[Guest The Fett]

Offense: Eddie Guerrero

Charisma/Mic Skills: The Rock

Character: WCW Jericho

Build: Goldberg

[Guest Brian]

Offense: Dynamite Kid

Promo: The Rock

Charisma: Eddie Guerrero

Character: Steve Austin

Build: Kurt Angle

[Guest Special K]

These are Heavyweight/Lightweight

 

 

    Offense: Kobashi or Benoit/Dragon or Hayabusa

    (Hardest one to choose

    Promo: Flair

    Charisma: Austin

    Character: Angle or Rude

    Build: Lesnar/Michaels

[Guest]

Fattest Ass:

Offense: Earthquake

Promo:  Vader

Charisma:  Rikishi

Character:  Quake

Build:  Vader

 

That's my ideal monster that could stop Lesnar.

[Guest razazteca]

big guy

Offense: Big Show

Charisma/Mic Skills: Singh

Character: Silva

Promo: Andre

[Guest]

Offense: Kurt Angle/RVD

Charisma/Mic Skills: Ric Flair/Kurt Angle

Character: Chris Jericho

Build: Jerry Lynn

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

big guy

Offense: Big Show

Charisma/Mic Skills: Singh

Character: Silva

Promo: Andre

Its too bad DiBiase became reborn a christian

 

I would have LOVED to see the Tiger Ali Singh/Ted DiBiase feud...

[Guest tombstone]

Wrestling ability: Angle / Benoit

Selling:              RVD

Mic Skills:          Rock (99 - 2000) Jericho

Looks Like:         Jericho

Size:                 6'4" (Rock & HHH's height)

 

and the worst would be.

Wrestling ability: Big Show

Selling:             Hogan

Mic Skills:          Stephanie McMahon

Looks Like:         Shit

Size:                 Smaller than jericho

[Guest]

And what would the perfoect female wrestler be like?

[Guest Caliban]

Not on my TV...

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

And what would the perfoect female wrestler be like?

Trish.

[Guest]

Offense:Benoit/Bret Hart

Selling: Ric Flair/Shawn Michaels

Charisma: Ric Flair/Brian Pillman

Mic Skills: (WcW)Jericho/Kurt Angle

Character: Owen Hart

Build: (early 2000) Triple H

[Guest Singular]

Offense: Vader and Ultimo Dragon.  Lots of power moves mixed with some submissions and high flying.

Selling:  Shawn Michaels

Charisma: Kurt Angle

Mic Skills: WCW/NWO Kevin Nash

Character: Vader

Build: Kurt Angle

[Guest dreamer420]

Offense: Rob Van Dam

Selling:  Spike Dudley

Charisma: Rob Van Dam

Mic Skills: The Rock

Character: Tommy Dreamer

Build: rhyno

[Guest HartFan86]

For a laugh, my worst possible wrestler:

 

Offense: Nash

Charisma/Mic Skills: Jeff Hardy

Character: Crash Holly

Build: Big Show

LOL.

[Guest]

Pound for Pound; Worst Wrestler

 

Offense: Goldberg

Selling: Goldberg

Charisma: Goldberg

Mic Skills: Goldberg

Character: Goldberg

Build: Goldberg

[Guest Caliban]

Pound for Pound; Worst Wrestler

 

Offense: Goldberg

Selling: Goldberg

Charisma: Goldberg

Mic Skills: Goldberg

Character: Goldberg

Build: Goldberg

 

How about Build: Maven

[Guest AM The Kid]

Offense: Owen Hart/Dynamite Kid

Selling:  Bret Hart

Charisma: Shawn Micheals

Mic Skills: Roddy Piper

Character: Shawn Micheals

Build: Chris Benoit