"Ribbed"

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

Listening to this 20 minute "punk'd" style real audio show, in which a "Fox Sports agent" calls Animal and tries to get him to sign up for the "15,000 dollar appearence" in a outdoor Milwaukee death match.

 

Animal "Yeah, you picked a hot time, we got the new video game coming out..."

 

"35 times the helmet you are wearing needs to be used as a weapon"

 

"That...that's a lot".

 

I just clicked off the website...anyone remember this? It's called "Ribb'd".

 

"I understand you used to be a type of biker. You had a leather jacket and the mohawk."

 

Animal: "You wouldn't have to pay those other guys (Terry Funk, The Warlord) as much as me. There's different types of talent levels in this business, and I've reached, what they call, the pinnacle."

 

Animal: "Maybe we could put Hulk Hogan with me..."

 

Animal's desperately trying to make it a tag match...ranging from requesting DORY FUNK JR. to Hulk Hogan to The Warlord in the match.

 

Animal, on a "leather strap match":

 

"It takes a lot of talent to do it. It can be done."

 

Animal: "I've done *real* Chicago Street Fights."

 

Now he's requesting he be teamed with Stone Cold.

 

Gotta go.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

"We need 85 bumps with thumbtacks. Wow, I didn't know they used thumbtacks?"

 

Animal: "Well, they used to use them. They stopped with the AIDS. They're chicken shit."

 

"2 instances of the use of fire around the ring".

 

"We'll be serving food there. Serving ribs."

[Placebo Effect]

I'm so fucking confused.

[BUTT]

What's the address for this site?

[Nevermortal]

If I were prank calling Animal, I'd just call him up, tell him that Hawk is dead, and then laugh hillariously for a minute.

[Guest Ray_Rougeau]

yeah cause thats like supposed to be funny.

[Nevermortal]

yeah cause thats like supposed to be funny.

It's not supposed to be, it is funny.