Favorite jerry lawler quote

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

(Undertaker is stumbling around in the ring)

 

Look Vince, Undertaker looks like Jake the Snake on a saturday night!!

 

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(paraphrased)

Well that right there is 100% proof that Jake the Snake cant cut it anymore.  Well, anything about Jake is 100% proof...

[Guest]

Vince is damn funny when he wants to be. Like at Summerslam '89 when the stage started falling apart and he could be heard off camera saying, "nice move." That makes me laugh just as much as Okerlund saying, "Fuck it!" That whole scene was funny as hell. Thump! "Nice move." "Fuck it!"

Oh, god, that was priceless! Does anyone have that clip in AVI or MPG format??

 

Speaking of Lawler & JR, what was with them trying to say "Laddy" in an (Scottish?) accent on Monday? I think it may have been during Jeff Hardy vs Eddy Guerrero, but I'm not sure.  JR says "Aye laddy" and Lawler tries to mimic him, but ends up sounding like he just swallowed a pile of gravel.

[Guest]

I just remembered...the payoff for the "Mae Young gives birth" angle? She gave birth to a plastic hand, and Pat Patterson goes, "Okay everyone, let's give Mae Young a hand!" and Brisco throws up in the corner...

 

...Cut to the announcers and JR is speechless, while Lawler has this HILARIOUS deer-in-the-headlights look of astonishment and horror. Like, "Oh my God, THAT was the payoff?!?". He didn't say anything, but he didn't need to.

[Guest hunger4unger]

Tongiht at the UK PPV, chants of "you fat bastard" broke out during the Show/Austin match....King asked "are they talking about you JR?" JR responded with "maybe", King: "I bet you get that all the time"

[Guest]

Even when Lawler does pull out the occasional humorous bit, the effect is rankled by how he shrieks practically everything. If it isn't bad enough that all he can be interested about is tits, he must scream everything in that high-pitched squeal of his. If they would just move Lawler to Smackdown and Angle, Jericho and the cruisers to Raw, I would be incredibly happy.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

During the stuttering days of the Dudley Boys

 

Lawler: I don't make fun of your speech impediment JR!

 

JR: And what is my speech impediment?

 

I liked that just because I was thinking the same thing. There's JR speaking out of the side of his mouth and trying to make fun of somebody for stuttering.