Guest Report post Posted May 1, 2002 From RajahWWF.com: Kurt Angle's T-Shirt Ceremony Kurt makes his way out to his hometown crowd, yet gets just as much heat as he does nationwide. Following Angle is Lance Storm in the new shirt, which on the back lists all of Angle's accomplishments. First of all, Angle tells them that Storm does not suck. He may be Canadian, but he's still cool, because he's wearing the real Kurt Angle t-shirt, designed by Kurt himself. Because of all the listing on the shirt, it's only available in XXL or larger. Angle knows the people of Pittsburgh are having a hard time balancing their budgets, since they're mostly unemployed. But if they were smart, they'd take the money they spend on beer and porno, and put it to good use. Rob Zombie hits, and Edge makes his way out on stage. Edge says that he wants to buy a t-shirt, along with everyone else here. Not that there's anything wrong with Angle's shirt, but there's a better one out there. Val Venis comes out on stage, displaying Edge's shirt from last week, proudly displaying the "You Suck" message. Angle thought that Edge would have learned his lesson by now, but he hasn't learned a damn thing. So Angle wants another match, at Judgement Day, after which Edge will be the one that sucks. In fact, he'll be sucking his food through a tube because Angle inflicts so much pain. Storm whispers something in Edge's ear. Angle says that Storm makes a good point. He can destroy Edge anyday, anywhere, but it'd be much better to humiliate him. Why doesn't Edge put his hair on the line? If Angle wins, Edge has to shave his head. Edge agrees to the match, but Angle has to shave his head. Val gets on the mic and says that, in the words of another WWF superstar, if you wanna see Kurt Angle get his head shaved, give him a 'You Suck!' The fans of course tell Angle he sucks. Angle says that the match is on. Fade Out. And so it continues. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted May 1, 2002 Hair v Hair? Oh man, this is lame. Who is supposed to care. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 1, 2002 I thought Hogan knocking around was eighties, but man... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 1, 2002 Yeah, AS would not be happy. I'm personally not either, being a pretty big Angle fan myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted May 1, 2002 Somone said they should have a hair match a couple of weeks ago. I responded by saying that that would be the only way to make this feud even MORE boring. Christ. Now we have three weeks of Angle running aroud with scissors trying to cut Jobber hair anf Edge stopping him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 1, 2002 Somone said they should have a hair match a couple of weeks ago. I responded by saying that that would be the only way to make this feud even MORE boring. Christ. Now we have three weeks of Angle running aroud with scissors trying to cut Jobber hair and Edge stopping him. Replace "stopping" with "spearing" and there you have it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted May 1, 2002 Nah, not even Vince is stupid enough to have the Spear done on someone holding scissors. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 1, 2002 You are right AS. The big question on every Edge fan's mind is: will Kurt use a scissors or a battery-powerd razor? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
