Guest tank_abbott Report post Posted May 1, 2002 Hello all, I recently completed my newest croon, it is a Parody of Don McCleans "American Pie". Of course since its coming from me, it has to be turned into something twisted so I wrote it about Wisconsin ghoul Ed Gein. Feedback is a must Enjoy! Ed Gein's Americana A Long Long Time ago A man lived who was both meek and vile And he knew if he had the chance He'd dress up in skins and go outside to dance Then He'd be happy for a while Oh but Eddie's secret could make you shiver The way he'd tear out his victem's liver When he brought the corpse home He cut them up And Explore each inch He'd cut out Vaginas with pride Oh Now Eddie Knew what women looked like inside Soon After Augusta died So (Refrain) Oh Why Why Augusta did you have to die You drove Eddie crazy Now's He's hanging up skins to dry In the Small town of Plainfield W. I. They're all asking Why Eddie Why Eddie thought Augusta was pretty like a dove and She tught him about the God Above Augusta said the town was full of whores Impure down to their cores And God would not approve of their darken souls So She forbade Eddie from dancin' slow Cause no girl was pure enough for him So no girls ever danced with him Oh Eddie never touched no booze Augusta threatened to abuse Oh Eddie became one messed up fuck Dragging home bodies in his pick up truck He knew how much his life did suck The day Augusta died (Refrain) Now for a few months Eddie's been on his own Skinning people to the bone But that's not how he wants it to be He wants to see his mother, his queen Now you may find Eddie obscene But he was just like you and me Except for when he was feelin' down He drank from his victems crown His house was a mess Eddie didn't care i guess And While Eddie read a book of war Victems heads rolled on the floor And Eddie danced once again in the dark Soon after Augusta died (Refrain) Hell's Shelter was on Eddie's farm During winter or when it was warm The body count rising fast And still Eddie danced on the grass While Churchgoers went to mass No one looked at this aghast Now the bodies were smelling up the room So Eddie choose to burn them soon And once again dance But this time he had lost his chance Cause Kids were playing in his field And Eddie choose not to unshield He had to much to reveal Soon after Augusta died (Refrain) Oh While at the local bar From Eddie's house not very far Eddie saw evil here again So Eddie got his gun and he did stick The bullet in bartender's back real quick And sent the she- Devil to Hell Oh no one caught on yet So Eddie had to reason to fret He now had a new toy And he chopped her up, Oh Boy! On another day, no not a night, Eddie shot another lady in plain sight But he left to many clues, alright Soon after Augusta died (Refrain) So Eddie was caught, but he played dumb But in his house was a human skin drum So now his secrets were revealed Masks, Chairs, Lamps, Vests, and much more Made of skins , oh what gore Around his house many bodies lay And in the end the town screamed This was worse than they could ever dream The sacred bond of death was broken Cause Eddie liked women who were Chroken' And the person he thought most swell Was Augusta, who made him mentally unwell He loved her til he came to Hell Soon after Augusta died (Refrain) So why why did I tell you about this guy? Drove you loony, with my goony Local Killer's Cry Well just stop asking the who, whats, and whys Cause I'll be a Geiner til the day I die! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest converge241 Report post Posted May 1, 2002 heh. well have to get someone to record it and then you can make a comp with "dead skin mask" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted May 1, 2002 I wrote an entire song about anal sex and Fred Durst...want to read it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tank_abbott Report post Posted May 2, 2002 YES! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted May 3, 2002 Ummm... no? Ahh what the hell... Tank, your song was... uhhh... nice? Good parody, there was some very... vivid... lyrical imagery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 3, 2002 um..tank i thought you killed yourself. posting that thread in general chat saying you were going to kill yourself and then not killing yourself is pathetic. do you need some help or something? i'll help you kill yourself. I'm all for mercy killings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted May 3, 2002 This is the same guy?! WTF?! I feel so betrayed... I was seriously worried about that guy, what gives? That was a terrible trick to play... especially given all the high-profile deaths in real life that have occurred since. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 3, 2002 I don't feel betrayed. I'm PISSED THE FUCK OFF! i was talking to this guy earlier and I didn't even realize that it was him. He's a lying S.O.B. that had a number of people concernded abou his well being. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 14, 2002 um..tank i thought you killed yourself. posting that thread in general chat saying you were going to kill yourself and then not killing yourself is pathetic. do you need some help or something? i'll help you kill yourself. I'm all for mercy killings. You offered to kill him? Thats worse than wishing death on someone in my book. I know I heard that Ed Gein song somewhere else. I am 99% sure Tank Abbott didnt write that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
