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Guest TheDames7

No, seriously guys...

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Guest TheDames7

a) Kurt Angle

b) Joey Styles

c) Tazz

 

Dames - Can Feel The Jokes Coming Now

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Guest JHawk

You look like the illegitimate child of Tazz and Joey Styles.  This is why Kurt Angle preached abstinence.  ;)

 

Ya know I'm playing.  Maybe.

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Guest dreamer420

Honestly I can see how he has some of the same facial features of Joey Styles.

 

I wish I had a picture to put on here so I can play this game.

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Guest JHawk

I do have a picture but I won't play this game.  I'm too sensitive about my appearance

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Guest dreamer420

Aww come on.  I promise not to say Bam Bam Bigelow.  j/k

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Guest JHawk

Maybe if I can find the one with the sorta goatee.  I almost look like a skinny light haired Eddy Guerrero.  Almost.

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Guest RetroRob215

I agree with the Tazz/Styles mix mentioned above.  I don't see any of Angle, maybe the hair, but not really,

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Guest treble charged

I could post my driver's liscense picture, but I look like some kind of butch woman, so I won't.

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Guest TheDames7

Ok.....thats me about a year ago.  I've gained a little weight so people have said I look like Angle lately.

 

However....I'm going to post a picture right now from 94.  I was 14, its horrible.  I overslept and I was really tired when I had to take my high school ID pic.  The reason why I'm posting it is because I really DO look like the illegitimate child of Styles & Tazz...

 

Dames - Take a Look

 

styles.jpg

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Guest JHawk

::looks at pic of junior high Dames::

 

SHIT!

 

I ain't had my alcohol yet, don't do that to me!  ;)

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Guest TheDames7

Ok, now that I've scared you guys enough...this is me now:

 

Damesbelt.jpg

 

 

Just don't piss me off:

 

ankle_lock.jpg

 

Dames - YOUR Champion.

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Guest alfdogg

I don't know who you look like, but that other guy looks like a lot like Christian, or Edge.

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Guest TheDames7

Yeah, he's a friend of mine.  He looks like Edge...a LOT, except for the teeth & he doesn't have highlights in his hair.  That pic was from 98.

 

I'm gonna stop flooding the board now :)

 

Dames - Mr. Sexay

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Guest JHawk

I actually thought the other guy looked more like Stevie Richards circa 1997 myself (the hair's a bit lighter), but looking at it again I could see where you'd get Edge and Christian out of it.

 

The bastard son of Joey Styles and Tazz forces Stevie Richards to tap the fuck out!

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Guest Some Guy

::SG looks upon Dames disapprovingly. Don't you know that wrestling shouldn't be tried at home?  They are trained professionals, you could have broken that long-haired kid's ankle.  Then how would you have felt?  It's all fun and games until someone breaks an ankle.  SG smacks himself in the head and realizes that he's full of shit::

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Guest Tony149
::SG looks upon Dames disapprovingly. Don't you know that wrestling shouldn't be tried at home?  They are trained professionals, you could have broken that long-haired kid's ankle.  Then how would you have felt?  It's all fun and games until someone breaks an ankle.

Dames watches "Tough Enough". He knows how to take bumps and sell. :) Oh wait..."Tough Enough" wasn't around back then. Uh, self-defense. :)

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Guest Risk

Dames 94-Half/half clone of Joey Styles and Taz.

 

Dames Now-D'Lo Brown from 96

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Guest converge241

out of who you listed?

Styles

 

who you really look like?

Kaleil Isaza Tuzman from the movie Startup.com

(thats not some kind of dig either)

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Guest converge241

for the heck of it I look like a cross between Moby and Ethan Hawke.. thats not what i think, just what ive been told.

 

btw as an aside, Im pretty computer illiterate and dont even have a comp at home. Do we have any kind sould (mods or admins) who could add stuff into my profile if i sent pics to a snail mail address. Id like to add pics of me and Angle and a profile pic. Or is that a crazy pain in the ass type of thing?

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Guest crandamaniac
Dames 94-Half/half clone of Joey Styles and Taz.

 

Dames Now-D'Lo Brown from 96

i must concur with your statement

 

is it just me or does dames now look like d'lo brown in smackdown 2?

 

 

 

(btw, i've been told i look like mick foley, i think i could pass for his son.  That's right, mick foley's son, right here, on the smart marks board! *cheap pop*)

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Guest evenflowDDT

I'm gonna go for a real long shot here... with your glasses on, especially in your avatar pic, you look like Dr. Dre.  Except for the NY Yankees jersey of course.

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