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Guest Tod deKindes

***Cut to a lockerroom, where Kevin Cole is standing with a mic in hand. Noticeable in the background are Taylor Nicholas Thompson doing some shadow boxing, while Tod deKindes stands next to him, talking to him and riling him up. TNT seems pumped...***

 

Cole: Kevin Cole here for SJL. We are hours away from tonight's big Metal show, with seven matches on the card. Among those matches, two members of the X Force 9 team up to take on a new team here, these two men behind me..--

 

TNT: YEAH!!!

 

Cole: ...Tod deKindes and the TV champion, Taylor Nicholas Thompson, I'm gonna attempt to get a few words from them.

 

***Cole backtracks a bit, while the camera approaches the duo.***

 

Tod: Who's the explosive one?!!

 

TNT: ME!!!

 

Tod: And who's the angry german guy?!!

 

TNT: YOU ARE!!!

 

Tod: We gonna win tonight?!!

 

TNT: DAMN RIGHT!!!

 

Tod: We're facing two guys from XF9, they're pretty good!!

 

TNT: DOESN'T MATTER!!!

 

Tod: Danny Williams tries to interfere again, what do we do?!!

 

TNT: KICK HIS ASS!!!

 

Tod: Who's gonna beat us?!!

 

TNT: NOBODY!!

 

Tod: Who's gonna beat us?!!

 

TNT: NOBODY!!!!

 

Tod: Are we gonna win?!!

 

TNT: YEAH!!!

 

Tod: Are we gonna WIN?!!!

 

TNT: YEAH!!!!

 

Tod: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!

 

TNT: YEAAAAAH!!!

 

***Both men look each other in the eye after calming down...and let out a little maniacal chuckle.***

 

Tod:(not taking his gaze off TNT's eyes) You see Kevin Cole...The XF9, they're quick...But we're quicker...They're strong...but we're stronger...they're good......but we're better. Tonight, we're gonna leave a mark on these two. They're gonna watch us walk all over them...But more importantly they're gonna watch us...

 

TNT: (his voice lowers to a calm, gravelly, yet chilling tone)...Explooooooode...

 

***T&TNT exchange some more chuckles while the camera swings back towards Cole.***

 

Cole: Well...It should be a hell of a show tonight, and no doubt; these two are more than ready. I'm Kevin Cole...back after this...

 

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Tod: Who's the explosive one?!!

 

TNT: ME!!!

 

Tod: And who's the angry german guy?!!

 

TNT: YOU ARE!!!

 

Tod: We gonna win tonight?!!

 

TNT: DAMN RIGHT!!!

 

Tod: We're facing two guys from XF9, they're pretty good!!

 

TNT: DOESN'T MATTER!!!

 

Tod: Danny Williams tries to interfere again, what do we do?!!

 

TNT: KICK HIS ASS!!!

 

Tod: Who's gonna beat us?!!

 

TNT: NOBODY!!

 

Tod: Who's gonna beat us?!!

 

TNT: NOBODY!!!!

 

Tod: Are we gonna win?!!

 

TNT: YEAH!!!

 

Tod: Are we gonna WIN?!!!

 

TNT: YEAH!!!!

 

Tod: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!

 

TNT: YEAAAAAH!!!

LOL! Some funny stuff there Tod, good segment overall. Anyhoo, we're gonna die, but who cares!?

 

Great promo, but >insert dramatic music here< NO GERMAN QUOTES!!!!! Oh well.

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Well, aren't I the moronic one. Anyway, agains, keep up the good luck.

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LMFAO

 

He just called you a POINTDEXTER!

 

Dude, should we call up Warner Bros. so they can make Revenge of the Nerds 24,006: Are we done making these stupid movies yet?????

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Now that i think about it.....a poindexter? That is a little harsh Tod.....I'm going to go wallow in a proverbial puddle of my own self pity now.

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Tod, if you REALLY wanna rub it in, next time, call him a NERD!

 

Naw, that's too harsh.

 

*Goes over to cry in his OWN proverbial puddle of self-pity*

 

Talk amongst yourselves...

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