Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2004 OAOAST HeldDOWN~! “I Like” plays and we see the opening video. Then we’re taken to the LOGO BAOMKAKAKAKAKAOIWIWKWIKWIKKWIWKWKHSJUAIASAIUJDIWIW! Those are fireworks! CHEERROAROYEAAHAHAHWOOWWWHYAHAHAYEAAAHAH!!!! That's the crowd cheering. And this is Triple C! COLE Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Music City, USA! I'm Michael Cole joined by Caboose and Coach! COACH Home skillets, this is our last show before Dirrty Deeds! Gonna get a little unruly! Hell's Hitmen is in action tonight! Get fired up in a hurry! Global Party Exchange pimps the game train in a match against the Love Doctors! Sweat dripping over my body! And we have more round robin shizzle comin' atcha ya! Doc a jam like a summer show! OAOAST HELDDOWN~! TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH Love Doctors vs. Global Party XChange BUFFER The following contest on HeldDown is set for one fall with a 15-minute time-limit, and is for the OAOAST tag team championship. Introducing first, the challengers. You need my love baby, oh so bad You're not the only one I've ever had And if I say I wanna set you free Don't you know you'll be in misery They call me (Dr. Love) They call me Dr. Love (calling Dr. Love) I've got the cure you're thinkin' of (calling Dr. Love) BUFFER (CONT'D) From Chicago, Illinois, weighing 456 pounds, Dr. Max Anderson & Dr. Steven Pigley, the Love Doctors! The Love Doctors emerge onstage grating to the music, slowly removing their doctors coats to revealing matching red trunks with "M.D." written in black on the back of their trunks. They drop their coats on the stage and walk down the aisle, slapping hands the their fans. A number of females lean over the guardrails so they can slap the Doctors on their butts. Doctors Max & Steven take a moment to single out some of those females, grabbing their hands and rubbing 'em up-and-down their chest. The guys run into the ring, sliding underneath the bottom rope. Once in the ring, they continue grinding to their music. COLE The board of directors thought long and hard about the tonight's line up with the two teams facing off at Dirty Deeds competing tonight. Because the Global Party XChange are the champions, they had the option of going on before or after the All American Boys-Hell's Hitmen match. They choose to go on first. Clearly a strategic maneuver. That said, Scotty & Johnny cannot take their opponents lightly. All they have to do is look back at their first title run. It was their second title defense, two weeks before their rematch against the team they dethrone for the titles, Black T, at AngleSlam, and they lost the belts to the New New Midnight Express. Without question that's still fresh on the back of Scotty & Johnny's minds. The Love Doctors have nothing to lose. They are heavy underdogs in this match, as are most challengers but moreso for them because of the competition -- or lack thereof, according to critics -- they've faced. A lot of people have compared the Docs to another legendary tag team, the Fantastics, due to their bumping-and-grinding prematch antics. But the Love Doctors have yet to experience their type of success. Winning the belts tonight would be a heck of a way to start out. CABOOSE I'd like to take this moment to educate our fans about Dr. Steven Pigley's new reality TV show called "Dr. Windy City." It follows patients who come in for various surgeries, such as breasts impants/removal, lipo, face-lifts, etc, at the Chicago E.R. You can catch every Sunday night at 9 p.m eastern on Oxygen. You know, Oprah's network. COACH One of these days the Coach will have his own television network. It'll be called the Big O. Because that's what the ladies will experience when they hang out with the Coach. Besides, the world needs a successful black man to combat Oprah. COLE Speaking of taking a moment to tell our fans something... OAOAST officials just confirmed Dan Black vs. El Dandy for Dirty Deeds. Black T are currently on a tour of Japan, defending their HIYAH tag titles, but they'll be in attendence for Dirty Deeds. Again, Dan Black vs. El Dandy at Dirty Deeds. "Make Her Say" by O-Town starts up, as strobe lights start to flicker... In a world full of posers, phonies, and pure wannabees, there finally emerges a group which has come to set the record straight. so, all you suckers better recognize, ya heard can you say uhhh na na na na... The heavy beat kicks in and the lights go spastic, Static and Jackson come barrelling out from the back, rockin' their heads to the beat and busting out some dance moves. The crowd totally going crazy for the boys from Hotlanta & the 313 respectively. Scotty showcases his #7 Michael Vick red and black Atlanta Falcons jersey, while Johnny wears his #11 Roy Williams Detroit Lions jersey. Both teams having won their games Sunday, making them 2-0 each. BUFFER And their opponents, weighing 407 pounds, the OAOAST World tag team champions, Scotty Static & Johnny "Jam" Jackson, the Global Party XChange! COLE Perhaps the most popular tag team in OAOAST history, the Global Party XChange will face Hell's Hitmen, the number 1 contenders for the tag team championship, this Sunday night on pay-per-view at Dirty Deeds. They have yet to defeat the two freaks from the depths of hell. The last time the two met was at our July pay-per-view, License to Pin, where Hell's Hitmen completely destroyed the globe's favorite tag team, winning by ref stoppage due to excessive blood loss. Some would say Scotty & Johnny competing in the King of Deathmatch tournament hampered their effort-- CABOOSE No excuses! Even if GPX hadn't competed in the tourny Hell's Hitmen were the favorites to win the match -- they're bigger and stronger. COLE Well, we'll find out this Sunday. * DING DING DING * Dr. Steven Pigley & Scotty Static will start things off for their teams. Nice show of sportsmanship as they shake hands. Collar-and-elbow tieup. The bigger Pigley applies a headlock. Scotty attempts to counter it by whipping Dr. Steven to the ropes. Pigley ducks a reverse elbow and comes off the ropes with a clothesline, but Static ducks it as well. Scotty leapfrogs over Dr. Steven, catching him with a dropkick as he came back towards him. No, he didn't! Dr. Steven SWATTED him away and quickly goes for an OKLAHOMA ROLL. 1... 2... Scotty manages to squirm out. COLE Oh, my! We nearly had an upset just minutes in this tag title match. COACH You talked about it earlier, how GPX lost the titles a couple of weeks after winning them, citing overconfidence. CABOOSE Speaking from experience, sometimes you go into a match thinking this guy has no shot at all, only to have the fight of your life in there. It happened to me when I faced a young Zack Malibu at Beach Brawl in 2002. At the time he was apart of the In Crowd and I figured there's no way this guy can beat me. Well, he "beat" me that night, but luckily, a missed call allowed me to regain the title that same week on the Intense Zone, in a rematch for the held up championship. As Scotty gets back up to his feet Dr. Steven hits him with a cross bodyblock for a two count. Side headlock takedown, followed by an elbow drop gets another two count. The Love Doctors are going for quick pins in hopes they can catch GPX off-guard. Armdrag into an armbar. Dr. Steven wrenches the arm back, driving the point of the elbow into Static's arm. With the armbar still applied, he takes Scotty near his corner and tags in Dr. Max Anderson. Pigley extends Scotty's arm out as Dr. Max comes down on it with a double-axehandle off the top. Scotty grimances, shaking off the pain in his left arm, but Dr. Max continues what his partner started, applying another armbar. Anderson gets a bit rough with Scotty, bashing his forearm against his face. The Love Doctors showing some agression here tonight. They said they planned on making a statement tonight, and thus far have delivered. Anderson wraps Scotty's arm around his back and slams him to the mat-- Hammerlock slam. He backs into the corner and comes down on Static's forehead with a running kneedrop. Dr. Max with the tag. What's this? He's setting Scotty up for a suplex... Dr. Steven is perched on the top... CROSS BODYBLOCK-SUPLEX combination! 1... 2... Johnny "Jam" Jackson, who hasn't even been in the ring yet, breaks up the pinfall, having kicked Dr. Steven in the back of head. Dr. Max enters the ring and exchanges some words--very strong words--with Johnny. The crowd "Ooh's" when Dr. Max slaps Johnny who returns the deed. The two shove each before taking off the gloves and start going at it, pounding one another with punches. To hell with friendship, it's all about the gold. Dr. Steven from behind with a forearm shot to the back of J.J.'s head. The Love Doctors double-team Johnny in the corner, but Johnny fights back! Punching, kicking his way out of the corner. Thumb to the eye -- yes, a thumb to the eye -- stuns J.J. Steven with an inverted atomic drop, but he doesn't let Johnny go, continuing to hold him. Max hits the ropes and hammers J.J. square in the face with a dropkick, sending him falling to the outside. THE LOVEMATIC GRANDPA. COLE The Lovematic Grandpa! CABOOSE How do you know its called that? COLE I don't, but I've created some of the cooler names out there, i.e. Poetry in Motion, the 3 Amigos... CABOOSE My foot up your ass. COLE I don't believe I came up with that one-- Owwww! CABOOSE You're right; I did. The Love Doctors verbally abuse Johnny from the confines of the ring. Dr. Steven Pigley turns around and walks right into a HURRICARANA! Static hooks the legs... 1... 2... Dr. Max notices the pinfall attempt and charges at Scotty with a big boot, but Max nails DR. STEVEN IN THE GROIN INSTEAD! Dr. Max places his hands over his head in disbelief. Static pulled Pigley's legs up, nearly putting Steven on top of him, but exposing his (Dr. Steven's) stomach and groin region, mostly the groin area...which Dr. Max nailed with the big boot. ENZIGURI! Anderson falls back against the ropes after getting nailed with the enziguri. Scotty picks up momentum bouncing off the ropes and CLOTHESLINES Dr. Max Anderson over the top rope. Scotty slaps the top rope in excitement. His partner, Johnny, slams Max into the ringpost before returning to his corner. Back in the ring, Dr. Steven sneaks behind Scotty and throws him over-the-top rope... or does he? Dr. Steven Pigley had returned to the center of the ring to take a quick breather but sees Scotty hanging onto the top rope. As he nears Static Scotty kicks him in the head, sending Pigley falling to the mat. SKIN THE CAT. Scotty just skinned the cat, then points to the top. The crowd get on their feet, cheering because they know what's coming next. Facing the crowd, Scotty spingboards to the top, then jumps up, twisting in the air so he can see Steven lying on the mat -- still disorientated from the kick. He dives off the top with a swanton bomb a/k/a STATIC SHOCK~! The crowd pops so loud the cameras beginning shaking. Tag made. Johnny springboards from the apron to the top rope, facing the crowd...MOONSAULT! 1... 2... FLYING ELBOW DROP FROM DR. MAX! COLE The crowd sighs. They can't believe what they've just seen. GPX had this won but out of nowhere Dr. Max Anderson dove off the top, connecting with an elbow drop, giving his team a second chance. CABOOSE This match is very similar to the GPX-New New Midnight Express match where the Midnights won the titles. If you recall, GPX had that match won but instead of going for the cover they decided to get cute, and it cost them the match. Max claps so Steven knows which corner to crawl to. There's the tag. The referee warns Scotty not to do anything, as Max climbs to the top...SHOCK THERAPY (450 splash). 1... 2... Scotty pulls Max off of Johnny. Referee Nick Patrick, who's been assign to more tag matches than any other OAOAST official, tells Scotty to return to his corner. As he does, Max hits him from behind, knocking Scotty to the apron. Patrick warns Anderson about the cheapshot. Nonchalantly, Anderson stares at Patrick, waving him away. In the heat of battle, the last thing you want is somebody telling you what to do. Steven jumps up-and-down on the apron, telling his partner to turn around. He does. MISSLE DROPKICK! Beautifully done. Upset by Static's interference, Steven jumps into the ring and tackles Scotty to the outside. Nick Patrick watches the action in and out of the ring carefully. Anderson and Jackson exchange punches in the ring; Pigley and Static exchange punches on the outside. Scotty attempts to ram Steven's head into the guardrail, but Pigley catches him with a rabbit punch and slams Scotty's head into the railing, following that up with the TIME OF DEATH (Michinoku Driver) on the floor. Back in the ring, J.J. has Max set for the FULL NELSON SLAM, but Steven clips Johnny from behind. Max falls on Johnny. 1... 2... JOHNNY KICKS OUT! The Love Doctors rub their hands down their faces, they too beginning to become frustrated. "Now, it's time!" shouts Dr. Steven Pigley, as his partner heads to the top. Steven has J.J. in a bearhug before leaning over in a Vegomatic/Death Sentence position, exposing J.J.'s upperbody. SHOOTING STAR ELBOW DROP to the sternum of Johnny "Jam" Jackson. THE LETHAL EJECTION. Max with the cover. 1... Scotty pulls Steven down by his feet and slides him underneath the bottom rope. Catching him with a right hand. But can he break up the pin before the 3 count? 2... NO! COLE Scotty dropkicks Max across his head, breaking up the pin, just as Patrick's hand was coming down. The Love Doctors were seconds away from becoming the tag team champions. Oh, I can't believe this. What action. CABOOSE Other promotions wish they had tag teams like this. I'm looking at you WWE. COACH Didn't we have an anti-American team in the works? CABOOSE Yeah, but they were repackaged as a team bent on tag team domination. Now they'll be used as enhancement talent for one night only before being released. Whoops. Scotty ducks a right hand and BULLDOGS Max to the canvas. He gets up and dives between the top and second ropes, nailing Steven with his forearms on the outside, crashing him into the guardrail. Everybody is down -- in and out of the ring. Nick Patrick begins administering the 10 count. 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... Max & Johnny slowly rise to their feet, using the ropes to him them up. 8... Patrick stops the count now that both men are up. With their partners still down on the outside, it's just Dr. Max Anderson vs. Johnny "Jam" Jackson: winner take all. Like they've done numerous times this match, the two exchange punches. The punches becoming weaker and weaker with each one thrown. Johnny reverses an Irish whip attempt, sending Max into the ropes, he ducks down for a backdrop but Max clubbers him in the back with a massive forearm shot. Anderson tucks J.J.'s head between his legs for a piledriver, but he can't lift him up. Anderson grunts with every attempt. On his third attempt, Max finally gets him up but his eyes widen. A wide shot reveals Scotty coming off the top with a SHOOTING STAR LARIAT! WHAM! Johnny falls on top of Max, cradling the legs. 1... 2... 3! HUGE POP! * DING DING DING DING * Ring announcer Michael Buffer hands Nick Patrick the OAOAST tag team titles, which he gives to Scotty Static who's helping Johnny to his feet. Static proudly holds both belts in the air. Dr. Steven Pigley makes his way back into the ring, checking on his partner who's leaning against the turnbuckle. BUFFER Ladies and gentlmen, what a match we have witnessed. Your winners, and still professional wrestling tag team champions of the world, Scotty Static & Johnny "Jam" Jackson, the Global Party XChange! In a world full of posers, phonies, and pure wannabees, there finally emerges a group which has come to set the record straight. so, all you suckers better recognize, ya heard can you say uhhh na na na na... COLE From the center of the apron, Scotty springboarded to the top and nailed Max with a Shooting Star Lariat. He flipped in the air, and instead of coming down on his opponents stomach like the Shoot Star Press, he came down with a clothesline. Wow! The music stops. Scotty, Johnny, Max & Steven stare at each other from opposite sides of the ring. The Love Doctors walk up to GPX, eye-to-eye, face-to-face. The two teams exchange some words, then the Love Doctors extend their hands out to GPX. Scotty & Johnny look to the crowd who are telling them to shake their hands, the guys nod their heads in agreement and shake Max's & Steven's hand, embracing them with a hug. The crowd gives both groups a round of applause. GPX & the Love Doctors raise each others arms in the air. In a world full of posers, phonies, and pure wannabees, there finally emerges a group which has come to set the record straight. so, all you suckers better recognize, ya heard can you say uhhh na na na na... Scotty calls over the timekeeper and whispers something into his ear. GPX's music stops playing as KISS' "Calling Dr. Love" kicks up. Scotty asked for the Love Doctors theme to be played instead. Once again, both teams shake hands. You need my love baby, oh so bad You're not the only one I've ever had And if I say I wanna set you free Don't you know you'll be in misery They call me (Dr. Love) They call me Dr. Love (calling Dr. Love) I've got the cure you're thinkin' of (calling Dr. Love) COLE Oh yeah! Something you rarely see nowadays -- sportsmanship. Both teams fought hard and gave us one helluva match. Nobody likes losing, but it's great to see both teams respect one another. At times the match got heated, but you expected that -- and, quite frankly, want that -- when the title is on the line. The Love Doctors proved all their critics wrong. They said the Doctors were all style, no substance. Tonight they showed they have what it takes to be champions. Their best outing yet, against the best team in the OAOAST at that. CABOOSE GPX may have won the match, but the real winners are Hell's Hitmen, who GPX will face Sunday night at Dirty Deeds. How stupid of the champions to except a match days prior to a big title defense. They're probably building up their excuses in advance. COACH At least their trainers didn't cut their hand the night of a big fight. CABOOSE GPX won't need to worry about cuts on their hands, they'll need to worry about broken bones. COLE We'll be back after this quick time out. COMING SOON TO PAY-PER-VIEW... ANGLEMANIA IV March 2005 THIS SUNDAY... DIRTY DEEDS ORDER NOW! SEGMENT 2 And now, the OAOAST TOP 10... Presented by Budweiser, the official beer of the OAOAST Tag Team Champions: The Global Party XChange 1. Hell's Hitmen 2. Black T 3. New New Midnight Express 4. Bryant Cousins 5. Tether Brothers 6. Frankensteiners 7. Love Doctors 8. The Muses 9. Fanboys 10. The Skulls (FADE OUT) (The song Outlaw Torn by Metallica begins as we hear a narrator begin to speak.) VOICEOVER One year ago… Dirty Deeds, September 26, 2003: Blurricane then grabs Bizarro by the throat, lifts him up, and Chokeslams him all the way down to the roof of level 2……and he breaks through!!! JR GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! BIZARRO JUST BROKE THROUGH THE CAGE!! JESSE Holy Sh*t!!! There goes my money!!! Blurricane then reaches up and grabs the briefcase!! JR YES!! YES! YES!!! HE DID IT. HE DID IT!!! JESSE Well I’ll be damned! *DING DING DING* RING ANNOUNCER Here’s your winner…..and OWNER OF THE OAOAST CONTRACT!!!......THE BLURRICANE!!!!! VOICEOVER Blurricane won his freedom from Father and returned to the OAOAST. However, he never got his hands on Father before becoming injured. Judas was the one who eventually rid the OAOAST of Father and it seemed that Blurricane’s chance at revenge would slip away…until now. And now I wait my whole lifetime For you And now I wait my whole lifetime For you VOICEOVER One year to the day that he won his freedom he will now get his revenge. I ride the dirt I ride the tide For you I search the outside search inside For you VOICEOVER They say that time can heal all wounds, but sometimes it makes them worse. To take back what you left me I know I’ll always burn to be The one seeks so I may find And now I wait my whole lifetime Outlaw of torn Outlaw of torn And I’m torn VOICEOVER Father returned to pour salt in those wounds and in the process awakened something inside Rick Edwards that was thought to be dead. Now Father must face what he has created and answer for his sins. So on I wait my whole lifetime For you So on I wait my whole lifetime For you VOICEOVER This Sunday Blurricane and Father will face off for the first time and hopefully for the last time. Will the Machine keep rolling or will Justice be served? The more I search the more my need For you The more I bless the more I bleed For you You make me smash the clock and feel I’d rather die behind the wheel Time was never on my side So on I wait my whole lifetime Outlaw of torn Outlaw of torn Outlaw of torn And I’m torn VOICEOVER This has been a long time coming and time has definitely not healed this wound. Hear me And if I close my mind in fear Please pry it open See me And if my face becomes sincere Beware Hold me And when I start to come undone Stich me together Save me And when you see me strut Remind me of what left this outlaw torn VOICEOVER At Dirty Deeds the Machine will be broken and revenge…will be mine. (Blurricane suddenly turns around to show that he was the voiceover the whole time as we fade to black.) (GO TO BREAK) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2004 (edited) (RETURN FROM BREAK) COLE Welcome back to HeldDown live from Nashville, Tennesee. Coming up next is the singles debut of a young newcomer to the OAOAST. COACH I saw this guy in the back and I had to check the calendar to make sure today wasn't Halloween. He was wearing some crazy mask and what looked like a pair of pajamas. I think he was looking for his binkie. CABOOSE Oh Coach, we all know you're the only one who's insecure enough to carry his childhood blanket where ever he goes. Do you want your mommy too? Before Coach can retaliate with a retort of his own, "Generic rip off of Machine Head" interupts him, just as Michael Buffer enters the ring, ready to make introductions for tonight exibition. COLE Wait a minute, I recognise that music. It's the OAOAST's own. Tom "Capital" Goran. He's not debuting tonight. What's going on? COACH Maybe he's lost. CABOOSE Judging by that 70's porn mustache and thinning mullet, I'd say he's been lost for a long time. BUFFER The following match is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 230lbs, from Jefferson City, Missouri, TOM "CAPITAL" GOOOOOOOORAAN. Tom Goran walks down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans who haven't pulled them back in disgust. He enters the ring and stands attentively, focused entirely on the entry ramp. COLE It appears Tom Goran is the opponent for tonight's debuting mystery man. COACH Or he's off his meds again. "Protect Ya Neck" appruptly roars over the house speakers and the debuting Killer Dragon makes his way onto the entrance ramp, continues towards the ring, the crowd not knowing how to react. BUFFER .... And his opponent, weighing in at 200lbs, from Orange County, California, KIIIIIIILLER DRAAAAAAAGON. Dragon climbs into the ring and stares back at Tom Goran. COLE The fans are unsure what to think of the new guy, Killer Dragon. And this match is underway. *DING DING DING* COLE And this match is underway. Tom Goran, being the respectable guy he is, extends his hand out to the younger man in an offering of respect. Killer Dragon seems to accept the offering but instead of shaking Goran's hand, he respond with a big slap to the face of Tom Goran! COLE What a blatant showing of disrespect! He should be ashamed! COACH I was all wrong about this guy. He understands handshakes won't get you to the top. Smacking that beeyoutch up will! Tom Goran, who is just a little flustered after being bitch smacked by Dragon, answers with a big right hand to Killer Dragon. Dragon responds with a flurry of stiff elbows to Tom Goran's face, which causes Tom to fall to the ground. COLE WHAT ELBOWS! Tom Goran is down. I think he might be bleeding! COACH Tom Goran, who is practically a senior citizen, has no bussiness in that ring with a young stud like Killer Dragon. He reminds me of myself at that age. CABOOSE You wore a goofy mask and elbowed 70's porn actors in the face? Killer Dragon hoists the busted open, barley conscious carcass of Tom Goran and holds him up long enough to lay him out with a discus lariat. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE THAT'S ENOUGH! Tom Goran is hardly alive and Killer Dragon is just sick. As blood pours out of Tom Goran's forehead, Killer Dragon holds kneels down next to the unmoving mass that once was Tom Goran. He then shakes his head... COLE What is he up to now? Don't tell he's not finihsed. ...And lifts Tom Goran up into an inverted Fireman's carry, tosses him down into a catching piledriver and DRILLS HIS HEAD INTO THE MAT. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Killer Dragon places his right foot on the neck of the shaking, outstrechted body of Tom Goran, and the referee starts the count... ONE... TWO... THREE. BUFFER Here is your winner by pinfall, KIIIIIIIIIIIIILLER DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGON. COLE This is distgusting. First Killer Dragon disrespects Tom Goran by not returning the handshake. Now he might have killed Tom Goran. Killer Dragon stomps on Goran's head a few more times to a chorus of boos from the audience, shrugs his shoulders as if he has done nothing to deserve such jeers, and continues to stomp the head of Tom Goran a few more times. After being restrained by several OAOAST officials, Killer Dragon is escorted backstage, as Tom Goran receives emergency medical attention. (GO TO BREAK) (RETURN FROM THE BREAK I JUST TALKED ABOUT) (We open up with a shot of all sorts of executives from the Board of Directors sitting at a long boardroom table in a conference room, all facing the camera. In the center, with a bunch of microphones set up in front of him, is appointed Board of Directors spokesman Bill Watts.) WATTS Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for choosing to watch HeldDOWN~! on this Thursday night, as we head into our September Pay-Per-View spectacular, Dirty Deeds. We really appreciate it. Now, we have had to sit in on many long and gruesome meetings during the past seven days, all over one thing: who is the number one contender to Crystal's OAOAST World Title. We've taken many competitors into consideration, including Zack Malibu for many different house show efforts against Crystal which, while failed, were hard-fought. We considered Drek Stone, who had a valiant, albeit tainted, effort to wrestle away the World Title from Crystal just two weeks ago. But, neither man were our decision. So, it takes me great pleasure to announce that, at Dirty Deeds this Sunday night, Crystal will defend her OAOAST World Title against the man who, just last week in the single highest-rated HeldDOWN~! of the year, had an incredible, adreneline-pumping, athletic contest that proved what exactly the World Title should be about, that contender being none other than Sly Sommers. *CROWD IN ARENA CHEERS* WATTS Now, some of you out there might be saying to yourselves, "How are they going to prevent them from going to another time-limit draw?" Good question. We had a meeting on Tuesday solely on this one problem, and came up with the best solution possible. The match will be contested with two out of three falls determining the winner. Each fall itself will have a one-hour time limit, which means that they can go beyond sixty-minutes and still be able to determine a victor fair and square in the middle of this ring. So, to recap...it will be Crystal versus Sly Sommers for the World Title this Sunday night at Dirty Deeds in a two out of three falls contest, with each fall having a one-hour time limit. Thank you all and have a nice night. (GO TO ARENA) COLE Up next we have another match in the Road to the Elimination Chamber. This match will see The Blurricane face off against The Mad Cappa. Both men are extremely distracted coming into this match. Blurricane is distracted by Father as Cappa is distracted by Stephen Joseph. COACH I don’t see how either man can focus on this match. CABOOSE Easy…just remind yourself that you’re here to get paid to do your job. The money always motivates you. *"Let Me Clear My Throat (Old School Reunion Mix)" by DJ Kool begins and the fans stand and applaud the Mad Cappa. He comes out to the stage with a smile, but you can tell his mind is elsewhere. He slaps hands with the fans before sliding into the ring and awaiting his opponent.* COLE These fans are glad to see Cappa out here as they will be with Blurricane as well. *The music fades into “Higher Ground” by the Red Hot Chili Peppers as Blurricane flies out of the stage and the fans cheer. Blurricane walks to the ring alone as a sign of respect for Cappa.* COLE Blurricane has decided to go alone as not to threaten Cappa with a big entourage. COACH Is that smart with The Machine around? CABOOSE No it’s not and he’ll be sorry for it I bet. COLE I’m sure Justice Inc. is watching closely. *Blurricane slides into the ring and shakes hands with Cappa as Buffer makes his introductions.* BUFFER This match is part of the Round Robin Tournament and is a non-title match. COLE It seems the Board of Directors don’t want the X Title to be on the line anymore in this tournament as it takes away from the focus. BUFFER Introducing first. From Anacostia, Washington, D.C., weighing in at 185 pounds, THE MAD CAPPA!!!! *The fans cheer* BUFFER His opponent, from Houston, Texas, weighing in at 210 pounds, the X Division Champion, THE BLURRICANE!!!! *The fans cheer again* *Ding Ding Ding* As the bell rings both men circle each other and then lock up. Cappa manages to grab an Arm Wringer and turns it into a Hammerlock. Blurricane fights out into his own Hammerlock and takes Cappa to the mat where he flips over into a bridge that wrenches at the arm. Blurricane breaks the bridge and pulls Cappa to his feet. COLE What a move, I’ve never seen Blurricane do that. CABOOSE I thought you were about to say you’ve never seen anyone do that and I was gonna have to slap you Cole. Blurricane whips him to the ropes, but Cappa reverses and grabs him for a Hip Toss. Blurricane flips through and lands on his feet before going for his own Hip Toss. Cappa manages to flip through as well and lands on his feet as the fans cheer. COACH It’s reversal city! CABOOSE Don’t start with the bad jokes Coach! Blurricane and Cappa shake hands and lock up again Cappa hits an Armdrag that sends Blurricane across the ring. Blurricane stands quickly and locks up again before hitting his own Armdrag. Blurricane then quickly hits a standing Cappa with a Monkey Flip! As Cappa stands again Blurricane takes him out with a Spinning Wheel Kick. Blurricane goes for a quick cover, but he only gets a 2 count. COLE It’s too early for a pin. Both men make it to their feet and Blurricane whips him to the ropes. As Cappa bounces off Blurricane hits a Jumping Clothesline and then goes to the apron. Blurricane poses for the fans before waiting for Cappa to stand again. As Cappa stands Blurricane hits a Springboard Clothesline that takes him back down! He goes for another cover and only gets 2. COLE Surprisingly enough Blurricane seems pretty focused so far. CABOOSE So far…but the Machine is lurking around probably. Blurricane stands and waves Cappa to come on. Cappa stands and waves Blurricane to come to him. Blurricane locks up with Cappa and Cappa gains control before hitting a Snap Suplex. Cappa then bounces off the ropes and hits a Legdrop before getting a 2 count of his own. COLE Now it’s Cappa’s turn for a near fall. CABOOSE No…really? Cappa waits for Blurricane to stand and then hits him with a hard Chop to the chest. Blurricane is dazed by the chop so Cappa whips him to the ropes and hits Flying Forearm. Blurricane goes down hard and Cappa kips back up to the delight of the crowd. Cappa then pulls Blurricane to his feet and whips him to the ropes. As Blurricane bounces off Cappa catches him with a Sleeper Hold and swings around for the Fall From Grace! COLE Fall from Grace! Cappa’s trying to end it early! CABOOSE Probably to avoid being a target for Stephen Joseph for too long out here in the ring. Cappa makes a cover. 1 2 No!! COLE Blurricane kicks out! Cappa waits for Blurricane to stand, but Blurricane stays down for a few seconds longer. Cappa walks over and suddenly Blurricane kips up into a Hurricanrana! Cappa bounces across the ring and to the floor! COACH Whoa! Nice move! Blurricane reaches his feet and plays to the crowd for a second before running and jumping backwards over the top rope with a Suicide Moonsault. The move wipes out both men as Cappa was standing when Blurricane came over the top rope. Both men lie on the mat as the fans stand and cheer. The ref begins his count. 1 2 3 4 5 Blurricane starts to move. 6 7 Cappa starts to move. 8 Blurricane slides into the ring to stop the count. COLE Blurricane is up first! Blurricane then slides back out, grabs Cappa, and slides him into the ring before waiting on the apron. As Cappa stands in the ring Blurricane hits a Springboard Sunset Flip! 1 2 No!!! COLE Only a 2 count! CABOOSE Man even I gotta say I like this match so far. COACH Yeah buddy. CABOOSE I’m not your buddy. Blurricane then waits for Cappa to start getting up and nails him with the Shining Enziguri! The fans cheer as Blurricane quickly gets back up and goes to the top rope. COLE This could be over! Suddenly Blurricane goes crashing into the ring and the fans boo loudly as we see that JAE and Cain shoved him off. *Ding Ding Ding* COLE No dammit this match was getting good!! CABOOSE I knew this would happen. JAE and Cain laugh at Blurricane as he lies motionless in the ring. J. ARTHUR Did you think we weren’t going to show up!? Sorry Father couldn’t be here tonight, but he sends his best wishes! Hahahaha! The fans boo and throw trash at JAE and Cain as they leave ringside. BUFFER Ladies and Gentlemen your winner by way of disqualification…THE BLURRICANE!!!! COLE I can’t believe this! Why can’t they stay out of this!? CABOOSE They want to keep Blurricane guessing. COACH All they’re doing is keeping him pissed off I think. (We fade out to commercial as Cappa comes to and checks on Blurricane.) (GO TO BREAK) Edited September 24, 2004 by Patty O'Green Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2004 OAOAST HELDDOWN~! All American Boys vs. Hell's Hitmen As the unique remix of JINGUS' & The Sadist's respective themes called "Hit Me Verdi One More Time" plays, the two pain-loving psychos power walk to the ring with the now familiar dried blood stained on their busted straitjackets. Unlike The Sadist, the red and black devil horn mask JINGUS wears prevents us from seeing his face. Either way, the sight of these two monstors--and that's what they are, monstors--coming at you is a scary thing. * DING DING * BUFFER The following contest is set for one fall. Making their way to the ring, from the Depths of Hell, weighing a combined 687 pounds, they are the #1 contenders for the tag team championship, JINGUS & The Sadist, Hell's Hitmen! COLE 4 weeks ago, the All American Boys returned to the OAOAST to defend the HIYAH tag team championship, that they won a couple of weeks prior, against Black T. Before they had even made it to the ring, Hell's Hitmen attacked them from behind. It was obviously a response to the ambush they received at the hands of the New New Midnight Express, which allowed the NNMX to slide into their match for the OAOAST tag team titles against the Global Party XChange-- a match the NNMX would go on to win. As you would expect, getting beat up isn't fun. CABOOSE It would seem like you're speaking from firsthand experience, Cole. COLE At least I would have a firsthand experience. CABOOSE Of course! I crushed all the wankers who dared get in my way. I'm not a former two-time OAOAST Champion for nothing. COLE Oh. I thought that was because of a certain little favor you performed on a high ranking exec. CABOOSE That's a high ranking female official, buster. You know, she has tits and ass. Besides, we all know why you're now the voice of the OAOAST -- J.R. wasn't deemed as attractive as you. Nobody wanted to hit that ass, they'd get stuck in it. But you, Mikey... (whistles) ... Willie would slide in and out of you like a hot knife through butter. COLE Would you stop! CABOOSE Hey, you started throwing the gay jokes, Gorilla. A female fan, 16, wearing a GPX t-shirt touches JINGUS' arm. He snarls at the young lady. From the other side of the arena the All American Boys make their way through the crowd, carrying STEEL CHAIRS. BOOM! BOOM! COLE Oh, my! The All American Boys have attacked Hell's Hitmen. And they're not even bothering to fight back. They're loving this. The pain. CABOOSE Nobody should ever doubt those lads are American, because they believe in pre-emptive attacks! A wicked chair shot sends The Sadist crashing to the ground. The AABs take turns bashing JINGUS' skull with the chairs. They're swinging away like his head is a tee ball. JINGUS staggers back to the ring. The AABs unleash a fury of punches, jerking JINGUS' head back with each blow. All American Boy III drives the edge of the chair against the back of JINGUS' leg, dropping the big man to one knee. The All Americans pick up their chairs, cocking them back... COLE Swing batter, batter, batter. Swing! CONCHAIRTO! JINGUS falls face first into the mats outside the ring. COLE Gone! I'm surprised Jingus' head didn't go flying off his shoulders after that Conchairto. The Sadist power walks towards the AABs who move out of the way, sending him running into the edge of the ring apron. The Sadist slides underneath the bottom rope after receiving a stiff chair shot to the upper back. The AABs jump on the apron and springboard to the top rope. DOUBLE SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE! AAB II & III front facelock Sadist and lift him up high in the air...double-team suplex. They may not be the strongest team in the world, but they have a lot of heart. And they're showing it tonight. The All American Boys go to the top of opposite corners. Sadist slowly gets back on his feet. Unfortunately for him, it's dead center in the ring. INFINITE JUSTICE! The AABs hit the Sadist with that duel flying shoulderblock from the front and back. That maneuver torques the body in a manner it's not intended for. You have a mini-delay, a jelly-legged reaction, if you will, before falling to the mat. AAB III with the cover. 1... 2... The Sadist BENCH PRESSES All American Boy III OVER THE TOP ROPE who gets caught by JINGUS. JINGUS drops AAB III on the guardrail, his throat coming down hard on the steel. Back in the ring, AAB II hits The Sadist with his best shot -- who wryly smiles in return. BIG BOOT. AAB II is down, but not for long. Sadist draps him over his shoulderblades...TORTURE RACK BACKBREAKER. JINGUS enters the ring and locks II in a Torture Rack position before flipping him over-the-top down to the mat. BURNING HAMMER (Reverse DVD). Hell's Hitmen each place a foot on AAB II. 1... 2... 3! * DING DING DING * BUFFER Your winners of the match, Hell's Hitmen! COLE What a dominating performace--and I mean, dominating. The All American Boys are considered one of the best international tag teams, having won a tournament to become the first HIYAH tag team champions, and they return home to a crushing defeat. I feel bad for Scotty & Johnny. They have to face these freaks this Sunday on pay-per-view at Dirty Deeds. CABOOSE I feel sorry for Scotty & Johnny just being alive. How would you like to walk through life dressing like fools and talking like you're from another planet? I predict new champions at Dirty Deeds. You guys remember the result of my last tag team title pick? COACH GPX lost the belts to the New New Midnight Express. CABOOSE That's right. COLE What's this? Hell's Hitmen are stomping All American Boy II in the ring. Come on, the match is over. All American Boy III comes off the top with a cross bodyblock, but Jingus swats him away like a fly. The Devil Bomb! Jingus just nailed III with a Devil Bomb. Now what? The Sadist has II up for a powerbomb... No! The Sadist AWESOME BOMBS AAB II over-the-top rope to the OAOAST.com announce table outside the ring. OAOAST.com commentators Tony Schiavone & Bobby Heenan pick up their format sheets that scattered all over the place after the Awesome Bomb. They may not like each other, but money talks. But that's not all~! JINGUS sets III up for a powerbomb. The Sadist goes to the top...VIYA CON DIOS! (Go with God--Sadist clotheslines III while JINGUS powerbombs him to the mat) The crowd ERUPTS. THE GLOBAL PARTY XCHANGE ARE HERE! WHAM! COLE Scotty nailed The Sadist with the tag title belt. Johnny is doing the same but due to Jingus' mask, he's having a tough time knocking him off his feet. J.J. repeatedly bashes the belt across JINGUS' face but it doesn't faze the big man one bit. As a matter of fact, he urges Johnny to continue hitting him. Jackson asks him to hold on one second. He takes a few steps back... JOHNNY Fore! JINGUS curls over, groaning. COLE (CONT'D) ...Getting kicked in the balls hurts. CABOOSE As does getting fucked up the ass. Right, Cole? COLE Shut up! GPX hit the ropes. DOUBLE SPIN-WHEEL KICK. The Devilman goes down! Scotty & Johnny head to the top. The crowd goes wild as GPX simultaneously come off the top with a FLYING ELBOW DROP & STATIC SHOCK (Swanton Bomb). Johnny springboards on the second rope for a Lionsault, but THE SADIST BASHES HIS HEAD with the TAG TITLE BELT. Jackson falls hard on the canvas, Scotty dives over-the-top rope with a PESCADO but Sadist catches him, flips him on his back for a SOMOAN DROP on the floor. He slides him back in the ring, while JINGUS sits-up. CABOOSE Things aren't looking too good for GPX. COACH Thanks for that insight commentary. CABOOSE Don't mention it. That's why I get paid the big bucks. Mega bucks. Just without Andre & Virgil. COLE JINGUS applies a CLAW HOLD on Scotty, lifts him up to the heavens and drops him down to the depth of hells with the CLAW SLAM (chokeslam, but rather than lifting by throat, lifts by the head instead). The Sadist with an STO on Johnny, then comes crashing down on Jackson's throat with an ELBOW DROP. But Hell's Hitmen aren't done dishing out the pain to Johnny just yet. Somebody stop these two! This isn't right. CABOOSE Look at all the OAOAST officials around the ring. Help is here, but so is Hell. If you wanna play with fire, you're going to get burned. And GPX is getting burned alive. Burn, baby, burn! JINGUS hits him with a JUMPING TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER, while Sadist gives Scotty a TRIPLE POWERBOMB (3 powerbombs without letting go). The two monstors grab the tag titles and look at them, rubbing them, captivated by the shiney gold. They throw the belts down on GPX and look into the sky... or the arena lights, in this case. OAOAST officials slowly make their way into the ring to help GPX out. As we go to break, we get a close-up of Hell's Hitmen menacing faces. COLE Is this an omen to what will happen this Sunday night at Dirty Deeds? Hell's Hitmen have dominated GPX every step of the way. The Devil came out tonight in Nashville. (Cut backstage where Crystal is watching the show on a monitor, in regular street clothes with her belt around her waist. Sly Sommers walks into the camera shot, wearing his gear due to the fact that he wrestled on the syndicated taping before the live broadcast began.) SLY So, you heard the big news, eh? CRYSTAL Yeah, I'm totally psyched for it this Sunday. You and me, finally getting to see who's the better athlete once and for all. SLY Yeah, we'll see who's the better man...oops, that's me. CRYSTAL (gets up out of seat) Yeah, that's okay champ...oh wait, that's ME. (Crowd goes "OOOOOOOOH!") SLY Nice one, nice one...let's just remember who had her eyes rolling in the back of her head from the force of my cravate last week... CRYSTAL Well, let's ALSO remember who was nearly tapping before I made the idiot mistake of turning around with the Crystalling last week... SLY That's cold. Let's just remember one thing: we entered this thing as friends, and we're leaving as friends. In between the two points, we're athletes with competitive drives that're sending us to fuel what we think is anger, being fueled with the frustration that, after two battles that all the Internet marks are calling "excellent" and "Match of the Year candidate-worthy"...we still don't know who's better. We're still one-and-one. CRYSTAL You know what? You're right. We're being driven by competitive desire, something that anyone on the very top of this game has. This Sunday, not only will I be proud to face you for this World Title, but I'll be proud to say that, no matter what goes down, we're leaving that building as friends...(mumbles)...even though I'm gonna win... SLY What was that? CRYSTAL Nothing, nothing...(extends hand)...now, put 'er there. SLY Good luck, and may the best WRESTLER win... (Sly extends his hand and they shake hands as the camera closes in on the handshake.) (BREAK) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2004 (RETURN FROM BREAK) BUFFER The Road to the Elimination Chamber continues with the following contest, which is scheduled for one fall! “State Prop (You Know Us)” starts up over the PA system to a LOUD pop from the crowd. The arena slowly fades to black, and after approximately five seconds… BOOOOOOOOOOOM! The arena is rocked by a HUUUUUUUGE pyro blast. Flashing red and white spotlights swarm the arena, roaming the crowd momentarily before converging on the entrance, where Tina appears through a thick cloud of smoke, with Panther following closely behind; Panther’s wearing a solid black cap and a “Panther’s Way” t-shirt (both autographed) over his trademark basketball jersey. At the edge of the stage, Tina gets down onto one knee in front of Panther, and both scour the arena momentarily as they await the cue in the music. Then, as the horns begin to blare over the PA system, Panther slowly raises his hands into the air, holds the pose as bright white spotlights illuminate the set behind him, then snaps his hands down by his side as the spotlights disburse about the arena. Panther then steps over Tina and starts down the ramp with her following closely behind. BUFFER Introducing first: Being accompanied to the ring by Tina, he hails from Philadelphia, PA and weighs in tonight at 194 pounds, please welcome The Champion of Champions…PAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNTHEEEERRRRRRR!! The crowd pops at the mention of his name. As Panther nears the bottom of the ramp, Tina sprints past him and slides into the ring. She turns back to face him just as he makes a vertical leap onto the apron and holds the ropes for him, allowing him to step through and walk out to the center of the ring. Once there, Panther brushes both Buffer and referee Earl Hebner off to the side, then shoves Tina back down to a knee facing the camera. Shooting an intense glare into the crowd, Panther takes stance behind her, and as the horns begin to blare once more, four bright spotlights begin to roam the darkened arena to the beat of the music…getting brighter…and bright…and brighter before converging on the center of the ring, where both Panther and Tina snap their right fists into the air and pyro explodes from all four ring posts. The flashing red and white spotlights return as Panther climbs the ropes and begins to play to the crowd. COLE This crowd is red hot here tonight on HeldDOWN~! These fans going absolutely crazy for Panther as he gets ready to take on the man who after last week’s win over Drek Stone is leading the pack in this round-robin tournament, “Silky Smooth” Leon Rodez. Will Rodez be able to hold on to his lead here tonight? Panther’s theme song fades as Hot Chocolate’s “You Sexy Thing” hits the PA system. "I believe in miracles... Where ya from? You sexy thing (You sexy thing, you) I believe in miracles... Since ya came alooooong You sexy thing (WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!)" The crowd goes wild as Leon Rodez emerges from the locker room onto the stage wearing his black entrance robe. He’s plays to the crowd as he reaches the top of the ramp and starts down towards ringside with a huge smile on his face. BUFFER And his opponent, hailing from Grand Rapids, Michigan, weighing in tonight at 208 pounds, he is “Silky Smooth” LEEEEEON…ROOOOOOOODEEEEEEEZZZZZZ!!!! The crowd pops at the mention of his name as he continues down the ramp, tagging the hands of ringside fans along the way. As he gets close to the ring, some unruly females grab him by the arm and yank him over the barricade and into the front row, where they begin to smother him with kisses. Event staff heads over to try and pry the women off of him. COLE Heh. Look at that. CABOOSE Try to restrain yourself, Cole. I know it’s all you can do to keep yourself from running over there and trying to join in. The guards finally succeed in pulling the women off, and escort them out of the arena as Rodez hops over the barricade and slides into the ring. There, he removes his robe and goes face-to-face with Panther. Panther removes both his hat and his t-shirt and tosses them into the crowd. He then gets gives Tina a kiss on the cheek as she steps through the ropes and heads to the outside. Rodez’s music dies down and the ref calls for the bell. DING DING DING COLE The bell has sounded and this thing is under way. Panther and Rodez…two fan favorites. Last week, we had a similar situation when Panther took on the Blurricane…Panther won that one by count out, but a lot of people were surprised by some of the tactics that Panther used during that match. He wrestled very aggressively against the Blurricane, often bending…if not outright breaking the rules. CABOOSE And that surprises you, Cole? Panther’s always been nothing more than a cheater anyway. The man is uncouth…and I say that he should be barred from wrestling! COLE Oh please. They come together in the center of the ring, where Panther extends his hand to Rodez. Leon takes it, and we get a firm handshake between the two. The two men circle, eying one another cautiously, each man waiting for the other to make the first move. On the outside, Tina begins slapping the mat, trying to get the crowd rallied behind Panther. They eventually pick up her beat and begin clapping and stomping in unison—some fans cheering for Panther, and others cheering for Leon. COACH The crowd’s split right down the middle. CABOOSE Just more proof of how idiotic these fans here in Nashville truly are. Panther leans over to the ropes, where Tina whispers something into his ear. Whatever it is, it brings a smile to Panther’s face, and he nods approvingly as he heads back out to meet a leery Rodez. Leon reaches for a collar-and-elbow, but Panther ducks his lock-up attempt, and instead, puts Rodez flat on his back with a single-leg takedown. He tucks Rodez’s leg under his armpit and tries to turn him over for what appears to be a half Boston Crab, but before he can lock it in, Rodez catches him with a boot right to the face to knock him away. Undaunted, Panther goes right back to the leg, but Rodez presses his foot into Panther’s chest, knocking him back to the canvas. Panther quickly rolls back to his feet, though, and grabs the leg once more. He again tries to turn him over, but Leon again begins kicking at him, simultaneously pulling himself toward the ropes as Panther struggles to keep him in the center of the ring. Finally, feeling Rodez slipping through his grasp, Panther drops scissors the leg and drops to the mat with a leg bar, but by now, Rodez is close enough to the ropes that he’s able to grab the bottom rope with ease…AND HE DOES! Referee Hebner calls for the break. HEBNER Break it up, Panther! 1…2…3… Panther breaks on three, allowing Rodez to slip under the bottom rope and roll out to the floor. COLE Panther’s done his homework, gang. COACH No diggity! No doubt! Panther knows about that surgically repaired knee. If the Silkster’s got any kind of weak spot, that knee’s gotta be it! Drek Stone proved that in both their matches. CABOOSE “The Silkster”? COACH That’s Rodez. CABOOSE I gathered that, Coach. COACH Just making sure…see, because his nickname’s “Silky Smooth”… CABOOSE I got it, Coach. COACH …because he’s SMOOTH…like SILK! CABOOSE Right. COACH And silk is a smooth material—not coarse at all, you see. So when they call him “Silky Smooth” they mean— CABOOSE Will you shut up about the damn nickname and call the match?! COACH (sucks teeth) Well sor-REE! Rodez takes a five count before climbing back onto the apron and steps into the ring, where he and Panther square off once more. Collar-and-elbow tie-up…Rodez with the go-behind into a rear waistlock. Standing switch by Panther, followed by a single leg takedown which puts Rodez flat on his face! Panther has the leg again… COLE He’s got it! Panther’s got hold of that surgically repaired leg of Rodez! And look at him fight it! Rodez fighting to get to the ropes. Rodez begins clawing at the canvas, trying to pull himself toward the bottom rope, but as he gets closer to it, Panther yanks him back toward the center of the ring. Rodez doesn’t give up, though, and makes another go for the ropes, but again, he’s yanked back out to the center of the ring. He again begins kicking at Panther with his free leg, but is unable to break his grasp as he did earlier. With desperation beginning to set in, Rodez pushes up off the canvas and rolls forward, managing to take Panther over with a victory roll cradle! Shoulders are down… COLE He could have him here… 1… 2… 3—NO! Panther kicks out at 2.9999! Both men quickly scramble back to their feet. Panther’s up first and fires off a right hand, but Rodez ducks under and rocks him with one of his own! Panther staggers into the ropes and tries to rebound with another right, but Rodez blocks it and floors him with another right hand of his own, to a big pop from the crowd. Panther’s back up, and gets nailed with another right hand! Another! CRACK CROWD WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! HARD knife-edge chop has the Champ of Champs reeling. Irish whip by Rodez sends Panther into the ropes, but Panther ducks the clothesline coming off. Panther goes to the other side and comes off at full speed, only to be taken over with a Frankensteiner by Rodez! Leon hooks the legs…the referee slides into position… 1… 2… 3!!!!!!! COLE HE GOT HIM!!!!!!!!! IT’S OVER THAT FAST!!!!!! Leon raises his right arm in victory, but Hebner shoves it down and informs him that it was ONLY A TWOOOOOOO~! Rodez can’t believe it! COLE My God that was close! CABOOSE I thought he had him! COLE I think everyone in this building thought Rodez had this match won! And listen to this crowd! They’re on their feet for the New-Age Love Machine. Panther’s on spaghetti legs as he pulls himself back to his feet. He’s vertical for only a moment before Rodez moves in on him and sends him right to the mat with a hard clothesline. Panther pops back to his feet, but gets nailed with a standing dropkick for his troubles. The impact sends Panther rolling toward the ropes, which he uses to pull himself back to a standing position. With Panther on the ropes, Rodez blows a kiss into the crowd (causing the female portion of the crowd to scream with glee) before hitting the ropes opposite Panther and coming at him with a full head of steam. Unfortunately for the Smooth one, Panther’s got him scouted and pulls down on the top rope, allowing Rodez’s momentum to take him up and over to the outside. The pro-Panther crowd pops as Rodez’s body smacks hard off the ringside mats. COLE Great ring presence by Panther there…basically allowing Leon Rodez to take himself outta the game. CABOOSE Well if Panther wants to get back into this game, he needs to get right on Leon Rodez. Get on him now. Panther appears to be trying to regain his bearings in the ring as Rodez starts to get up on the outside. He reaches up and uses the middle rope to pull himself back onto the apron, but just as he’s preparing to step into the ring, Panther moves right in on him and nails him with a hard knee to the head. He follows up with a second. A third causes Leon to fall onto the apron. Panther backs out to the center of the ring, waving Leon up as he tries to clear the cobwebs on the apron. He clearly measuring him, and when Rodez gets back to his feet, Panther runs to the adjacent corner, leaps to the top rope and springs off in Rodez’s direction… COLE OH NO! COACH He missed! Indeed, Rodez managed to duck whatever Panther was going for, and this time it’s the Champ of Champs that goes crashing hard to the floor. Panther rolls around in pain on the outside, clutching at his right bicep as Rodez eyes him from the apron. As Panther begins to rise, Leon begins scaling the ropes. COLE Oh my…what the hell is running through his mind? COACH Whatever it is, Panther’d better keep his eyes open. Silky Smooth’s getting ready to fly! Rodez is perched on top as Panther reaches a vertical base. He appears out on his feet as he turns to face Rodez, who leaps from the top rope and catches him with the Silk Worm, bringing the crowd to its feet. HUGE chant of “HOLY SHIT!” starts up as both men lay on the outside. COLE Silk Worm!!!!!!! From the top rope to the outside and onto Panther! I can’t believe we just saw that! CABOOSE Me either! Panther’s down! Rodez is down…I think that little idiot may have just killed himself, Cole! COLE He hit his head hard on the floor…my God. That just shows you how badly these men want it. Just how badly these men want a shot at the World Title. CABOOSE But in doing that, he may have just cost himself this match, because he’s not moving! They’re both down on the floor. COLE That they are…there’s a look of concern on Tina’s face for Panther. Fans, we’ve gotta take a quick commercial break. If this match ends during the break, we’ll show it to you on the other side. If not, this match will continue when we return! Don’t go away! **COMMERCIAL** When the break ends, both men are back in the ring, Leon with a rear waistlock applied to Panther. COLE Fans, welcome back to HeldDOWN~! Michael Cole, Caboose and the Coach here for this match between Panther and Leon Rodez. What action we’ve seen thus far—OH! Panther catches Rodez with a reverse elbow to break his waistlock, then does a go-behind and grabs a waistlock of his own. The crowd pops in anticipation of Panther’s German sequence, but they die down slightly as Rodez catches Panther with a reverse elbow of his own. A second one breaks Panther’s grip, and Rodez does a go-behind back and grabs another waistlock on Panther, which he uses to drive him forward into the ropes. Rodez tries to pull him back for a roll-up, but Panther hooks the top rope, sending Rodez rolling back out to the center of the ring. When Rodez reaches his feet, Panther charges at him with an attempted clothesline. Rodez ducks under, however, and both men continue on into the ropes (opposite each other). Both men rebound and go at one another at full speed, with Panther ducking a Rodez clothesline as they come together in the middle of the ring. Both men into the ropes again, and Rodez ducks another clothesline attempt as they meet up on the second rebound. Both men into the ropes again, and when they come back, Rodez manages to catch Panther with a satellite headscissors that nearly sends him flying from the ring. Panther quickly returns to his feet, but is taken over with another armdrag. Panther’s up once more and tries for a right hand, but Rodez blocks it, pulls him into suplex position and takes him over with Street Smarts (Osaka Street Cutter) to a huge pop. The crowd is electric as Rodez steps out onto the apron and begins to ascend the turnbuckles as Tina bangs on the apron, imploring Panther to get back to his feet. CABOOSE I think Rodez is making a mistake here. He should’ve gone for the cover after hitting Street Smarts. COLE For once, I’m inclined to agree with you, ‘Boose. Rodez—instead of the cover—opting for a high risk move here…let’s see if it pays off. Tina’s frantic screaming and mat-slapping seems to pay off as Panther slowly brings himself back to his feet. Meanwhile, Leon stands upright on the top, measuring him, and as Panther turns around, he leaps off with a high cross body THAAAAAAAT… CONNECTS, but Rodez has too much momentum coming off, and Panther manages to ride that through into a cover of his own. Panther hooks the leg… 1… 2… NO! Rodez with a kickout after two. Both men back to their feet, where Panther nails Rodez with a right hand. Rodez responds with one of his own that sends Panther stumbling through the ropes to the outside. Rodez follows him out, but Panther quickly gets back to his feet and begins to walk away from Rodez, trying to get himself together. Rodez comes after him, and Panther—realizing that Leon’s hot on his trail—decides to pick up the pace. And THE CHASE IS ON! Rodez begins chases Panther around to the other side of the ring, at which point, Panther baseball slides through Tina’s legs. Rodez’s momentum almost causes him to collide head-on with Tina, but he manages to stop short at the last possible second to avoid the collision. As they stand face-to-face, Rodez winks at Tina, causing her to blush. Suddenly… WHAM! Panther (who—out of camera view—had rolled back into the ring), comes through the ropes and catches Rodez with a baseball slide, sending him sailing headfirst into the guardrail. With Rodez stunned on the outside, Panther pulls himself up onto the apron and catches him with a tremendous Asai moonsault! Panther clutches at his ribs as he rolls back into the ring to a good-sized pop from the crowd. COACH What about that move by Panther?! COLE I…I dunno what to make of that one. Panther…using Tina to his advantage there. Again, a testament to the man’s ring savvy. Say what you will about him, but Panther’s always thinking out there. Rodez tries to pull himself back to his feet on the outside as Panther continues to favor his ribs in the ring, so much so that it draws the attention of the referee. Hebner moves in to check on Panther as Rodez tries to pull himself back into the ring. Suddenly, Tina yanks him away from the apron and sends him sailing HARD into the ringpost, much to the chagrin of Rodez’s fans. With the referee’s attention still focused on Panther, Tina lifts Leon back up, grabs his arm and whips him into the stairs, causing him to crash into them knee-first. The impact causes Rodez to flip over and land on his back. The ref turns around just in time to see Leon lying on the floor clutching at his surgically repaired knee. COACH Uh oh. He’s hurt that knee. COLE Tina…just as she did last week, she’s interjected herself into this match, turning things right back into Panther’s favor…and while Panther…Panther’s clearly got his supporters here tonight, you can hear by the crowd’s reaction that that doesn’t sit too well with them. CABOOSE Who cares about the crowd? Crowds don’t win matches, and apparently, the lovebirds are finally beginning to realize that. Look at this. The ref casts a suspicious glance at Tina, who’s leaning up against the ringpost filing her nails. She looks up and flashes an angelic smile Hebner’s way when they lock eyes. Meanwhile, Panther reaches to the outside and drags Rodez into the ring by his hair. Once in the ring, Leon shoves Panther’s arm away and begins unloading on him with right hands, but a swift kick to the knee stops him in his tracks. Single leg takedown by Panther, he turns into a spinning toe-hold… CROWD WHOOOOO~! …the fans anticipate the figure four, but Rodez boots Panther into the ropes. However… WHAM! Panther rebounds and catches Rodez with a running front dropkick right to the face. He makes the cover… 1… 2… FOOT ON THE ROPE! CABOOSE Aww! Coward’s way out. Panther gets right back to his feet and goes right to work on Rodez’s knee, repeatedly stomping down upon it. Eventually, Hebner moves in and pulls him off. HEBNER C’mon, he’s in the ropes Panther! Back off! 1…2… Panther does, and holds his extended palms into the air as he’s backed out to the center of the ring. With the ref’s back turn, Tina springs into action once more, grabbing Rodez’s leg and slamming it down across the lip of the apron not once, but twice. Mixed reaction from the crowd as Tina slyly moves to the other side of the ring. CABOOSE Ya know, I’m liking that Tina more and more by the day. COLE You would. Panther drags Rodez back out to the center of the ring, where he catches him with an elbow right to the insertion of his injured knee. Back to his feet, and he drops another elbow. He then turns into the leg again and this time, he successfully applies the figure four, inciting more “WHOOOOO’s” from the capacity crowd. COLE Panther’s got the figure four applied. Simple, yet effective. CABOOSE And one thing I wanna remind everybody is that a submission puts Panther in the driver’s seat. That’s 3 points towards his total in the tournament. Panther’s in a really good position right now. A look of pain is etched on Rodez’s face as Panther cinches back on the hold. Rodez is in so much pain that his shoulders fall to the mat for the count of 1…2… NO! He sits up before the count of three. Hebner is right there in Rodez’s face to see if he gives up. This, however, gives Tina the opportunity to reach into the ring and give Panther additional leverage. Rodez cries out in pain as his shoulders fall right back to the mat for 1…2…NO! He raises his shoulder before the count of three. COLE This is getting ridiculous now. CABOOSE What is? The fact that Panther’s trying to win? COLE Trying to win is one thing, but this…this isn’t fair. CABOOSE Who cares about fair, Cole? This is the World title we’re talking about! Do whatever it takes—what is he doing? COLE Rodez…he’s starting to turn the hold. Indeed. Chants of “LET’S GO RO-DEZ!” come up from the right side of the arena, drowning out the cheers of Panther’s loyalists. Slowly, Rodez’s right arm shoots into the air as he works as hard as he can to turn the hold over, and thus put the pressure on Panther’s knee. Panther works hard to maintain, but to no avail, as Rodez succeeds in turning it. Unfortunately for him, Panther is right at the ropes, and grabs it tightly with both hands, necessitating the break. HEBNER C’mon you two! Break it up. 1…2…3… The hold is broken, and Rodez begins clutching at his knee. Panther’s wincing slightly as he returns to his feet, and he quickly moves in and stomps down upon the knee of Rodez. He then grabs his leg, applies an Indian deathlock and falls back to the canvas, wrenching the knee once more. Panther then reaches down and begins to pull Rodez back to his feet by the hair… Suddenly, Rodez puts Panther on his back with a single-leg takedown. Panther tries to kick him away with his free leg, but he’s unsuccessful as Rodez climbs back to his feet, turns into his leg and applies a figure four of his own. The crowd goes wild as Rodez begins cinching back on the hold. COLE Now the tables have been turned. This time it’s Rodez with the figure four applied, and listen to Panther scream. Indeed, Panther’s screaming bloody murder as Rodez tries as best he can to block out the pain and do damage to Panther’s knee. Like Rodez moments earlier, Panther too forgets where his shoulders are and lies back onto the canvas. The ref is right there to count 1…2…NO! Panther raises the shoulder before the count of 3. By now, pro-Panther crowd is starting to fire up, trying to will Panther out of the hold. Panther shoots his fist into the air as he works to turn it, with the crowd clapping and stomping in unison as they cheer him on. Tina’s shouting her encouragement from the outside as Rodez works to maintain, but again, it appears to be no use as Panther twists his body further and further. The crowd noise is at a fever pitch, and just when it looks as if Panther’s about to reverse the hold… …Rodez thrusts his arms outward and grabs the ropes for leverage!!! The Rodez fans erupt with cheers as Leon grips up on the bottom rope, causing Panther to cry out in pain. Referee Hebner sees this, and tries to get Rodez to break, but he refuses. Suddenly, Tina rushes over to Rodez and bites his hands, forcing him to release his grip of the rope. The crowd pops as Rodez releases the hold and begins to tend to his hand. COACH This thing is just getting dirty now. CABOOSE And I love it. Two goody-goodies throwing the rulebook to the wayside. This is great. Both Panther and Rodez clutch at their knees as they return to a vertical base. Panther rears back and nails Rodez with a hard right hand, staggering him. But Rodez fires back with a right that staggers Panther. Panther returns the favor. Rodez right back. Panther! Rodez! Panther! Rodez! COLE We’re in Slug Fest City! COACH Hey ‘Boose! I thought we were in Nashville! CABOOSE Shut up, you. The two trade blows in the center of the ring before Leon ends the exchange with a rake of the face. Covers his face and turns away from Rodez, allowing him to come up from behind and grab a sleeper hold on Panther. The crowd goes wild as Panther begins to flail his arms. COLE Sleeper applied by Rodez! Will this get the job done?! No, because Panther manages to turn into it and shove Rodez into the ropes. When he rebounds, Panther fires off a clothesline, but Rodez ducks under and applies another sleeper to the Champ of Champs. The crowd pops once more for Rodez as he cinches up on Panther’s head, but Panther again manages to turn into the hold, this time picking him up and driving him down onto his knee with a shin breaker. Panther takes a deep breath and staggers over to the ropes to catch his breath. Clutching at his knee every bit of the way, Rodez begins to pull himself back up, at which point, Panther draws away from the ropes and begins to wave him on. COACH Panther looks about ready to end this thing, guys. Indeed. The crowd claps and stomps in anticipation as Rodez begins to bring himself back to a standing position. Once he’s on his feet, Panther moves in a grabs him with a ¾ headlock—BUT NO! Rodez shoves him into the ropes. When Panther rebounds, Rodez tries for a boot to the midsection, but it’s caught. Panther flashes a smile to his foe…only to get his head taken off with a devastating enzuiguri!!!!!!! Both men go tumbling to the mat, and the crowd goes wild. COLE Enzuiguri by Rodez. What heart it takes by that man to pull out such a move on a bad leg. CABOOSE But how much did it take out of him? COLE I dunno. We may be fixing to find out in a moment. Tina again tries to rally the crowd behind Panther, and dueling “Panther” and “Leon” chants begin to start up. Rodez is favoring his leg as Panther begins to pull himself back to his feet, firing up some of the Panther supporters in the crowd. He’s able to get back to a kneeling position, at which point, Rodez pushes himself back to his feet and charges Panther, catching him square on the jaw with a shining wizard. The crowd explodes as both men tumble back to the canvas once more. COLE Shining Wizard now by Rodez! Panther may be out here…does Rodez have enough left in him to cover?! He’s still favoring the knee, but manages to pull himself over and drape an arm across Panther’s chest for the count of… CROWD 1…2…3!!!!!!! COLE HE GOT HIM!!!!!! NO HE DIDN’T! It was just a two!!!!! Rodez slaps the canvas with frustration as he crawls out to the apron. He begins to pull himself to the top rope, causing the crowd to clamor. COLE Rodez may be getting ready to end this. He could be going for Because the Lady Loves. CABOOSE Yeah, but he’s got a bad leg. Will he be able to get this move off considering the injury? COLE We’re about to find out! Rodez is climbing very slowly, as his leg is clearly giving him lots of trouble. By the time he’s made it to the top, Panther’s already back to his feet, and he greets him with a hard right hand to the head. A second causes him to straddle the buckle, at which point, Panther begins to climb up with him, perhaps preparing to go for a Pantherplex from the top. He grabs him in a front facelock and shoots his arm back over his head, but as he’s reaching for Rodez’s leg, he catches a right hand to the gut. A second. Rodez then lifts Panther up and drops him face first onto the canvas. The crowd comes to its feet as Leon starts to stand once again… COLE Leon’s gonna try it one more time! Can he do it? Can he get that patented 450 of his?! Leon looks down onto Panther, who has now rolled over onto his back. He then takes a look into the crowd and prepares to leap… …BUT HIS KNEE GIVES OUT BEFORE HE’S ABLE TO JUMP. The crowd gives a disappointed sigh as Leon falls and straddles the top rope once again. CABOOSE I knew that was a mistake! I knew it. Panther rises to his feet, wraps his arm around Rodez’s waist and whips him off the buckle and up into powerbomb position, but Leon has the presence of mind to grab hold of the top rope to prevent Panther from hitting the move. Panther doesn’t give up, though, and tries yanking him off with all his might, but Leon just won’t let go. Frustrated, Panther pushes forward and drives Leon’s head into the top turnbuckle. This dazes him enough to cause the release as Panther yanks him out to the center of the ring and snaps him right back down onto the back of his head with Da Bomb! COLE GOOD. NIGHT!! Rodez us out, and the impact causes him to roll back onto his stomach. Panther breathes a sigh of relief before shooting the half and rolling him over into a lateral press. Hook of the leg… CROWD 1…2…3!!!!!!! DING DING DING BUFFER Here is your winner: PAAAAAAAANTHEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!! “State Prop (You Know Us)” begins to play as Panther sits up with a smile on his face. He gives Leon a respectful pat on the stomach before returning to his feet to embrace Tina. COLE What a match that was. Big win for Panther there, and with that pinfall victory, we can add two more points to his tally, giving him three points total in the round robin tournament. Fans do not dealy, please order Dirrty Deeds today! It promises to be an excellent show! You don't want to miss it! COACH We blessed, and hung low, like Bernie Mac! Dogs, let 'em out, women, let 'em in! It's like I'm ODB, the way I'm freaking! OUT! (FADE OUT) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
