May 4th crimson predictions

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

I see it's common to have a predicition thread and none has been started yet, so let me jump the gun.

 

SJL Crimson

Due Date: Saturday, May 4th, 6 PM Board Time (AKA 4 PM EST)

Venue: The Pyramid Arena in Memphis, Tennessee!

 

"THE SUPERIOR ONE" SPEAKS!

-Outside of just being some blabbing, I look for Flesher to target someone to start a feud with as the top of the card goes in a new direction. I would also like to state that I picked Flesher to win the title two weeks ago. Go me.

 

SINGLES MATCH - send to TheBostonStrangler

Vanguard vs. Kojack

-I'm sorry Vanguard is not around anymore, as it appears, he and I had some stuff cooking and I really wanted him in my match later with T-Bone. If Vanguard is MIA, this is a great oppourtunity for Kojack to really show some flash and get a push up the card with a good match. Kojack.

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH - send to Longdogger_Pete [Pete's marking!  Woo!]

"Deathwish" Danny Williams © vs. Tod deKindes

-It might a little to early for Tod to get a European title match, but think what it would mean to him if he could steal a win here on a non-title battle. I'll take the German in the upset.

 

"WINDOW PAIN" MATCH - send to Thoth

Frost vs. T-Bone

-This is definetly going to be the blow-off match for me and T-Bone and I hope to make it a really, really great one. I'm still working out some crazy spots, but I hope to write a very inventive match. (and not to be an egomaniac, but the window pain match was my idea, with some great refining by Edwin.)

 

RETURN MATCH WITH, OHHH, A LIIIITTLE BIT OF HISTORY - send to Suicide King

Jacob Helmsley vs. Sydney Sky

-Being newer, I don't remember Sky from before, but it will be interesting to have a female wrestler as a top competitor. I'll go with Sky, just because.

 

MAIN EVENT - send to crusen86

ELIMINATION TAG MATCH

X-Force 9 (Ash Ketchum & Ced Ordonez) vs. Mafia & Flexxx

-Having Tod and TNT win by default on Metal sort of shakes my confidence in X-Force 9, but I like them to win if they show.

[Guest Ace309]

"THE SUPERIOR ONE" SPEAKS!

- No prediction

 

SINGLES MATCH - Vanguard vs. Kojack

- The Bald One.

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH - "Deathwish" Danny Williams © vs. Tod deKindes

- Well, these guys are really evenly matched right now. Actually, any one of a number of guys could have picked up the Euro belt, and Danny happened to win when it counted. I have to think these two have something cooking, though.... No prediction.

 

"WINDOW PAIN" MATCH - Frost vs. T-Bone

- I'm going to have to go with the big cold guy.

 

RETURN MATCH - Jacob Helmsley vs. Sydney Sky

- THE PIIIIIPE! THE PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPE! Wait a second, the pipe has no effect on Sydney. I'll go with Miss Sky.

 

MAIN EVENT - ELIMINATION TAG MATCH

X-Force 9 (Ash Ketchum & Ced Ordonez) vs. Mafia & Flexxx

- XF9, if for no other reason than because Mr. Ced's involved.

[Guest]

SINGLES MATCH

Vanguard vs. Kojack

Winner: Kojack

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

"Deathwish" Danny Williams © vs. Tod deKindes

Winner: "Deathwish" Danny Williams

 

"WINDOW PAIN" MATCH - send to Thoth

Frost vs. T-Bone

Winner: Frost

 

RETURN MATCH WITH, OHHH, A LIIIITTLE BIT OF HISTORY

Jacob Helmsley vs. Sydney Sky

Winner: Sydney Sky

 

MAIN EVENT

ELIMINATION TAG MATCH

X-Force 9 (Ash Ketchum & Ced Ordonez) vs. Mafia & Flexxx

Winner: X-Force 9

[Guest midnight_burn]

"THE SUPERIOR ONE" SPEAKS!

- Tom sez something good.

 

SINGLES MATCH - Vanguard vs. Kojack

- Should be a nice contest, but i'll go with Kojack to get the win, moving back towards perhaps another TV Title reign. Cutthroat could win this though, should be a solid contest.

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH - "Deathwish" Danny Williams © vs. Tod deKindes

- Both are great writers, and keep on getting better all the time. I'll go with Deathwish to win, but a win by Tod wouldn't surprise me.

 

"WINDOW PAIN" MATCH - Frost vs. T-Bone

- This should be tantalisingly brutal, glass smashing goodness for all. I'll go with T-Bone, but Frost can easily win as well. Whatever happens i hope we get blood and violence by the barrel full.

 

RETURN MATCH - Jacob Helmsley vs. Sydney Sky

- I'll certainly be looking forward to this one. Syd's back which is super, and Jake is damn good when he writes. Both will be JL World Champ at some point i'm sure. I'll go with Syd to come back in style with a win, but to top Jake she'll need a great effort.

 

MAIN EVENT - ELIMINATION TAG MATCH

X-Force 9 (Ash Ketchum & Ced Ordonez) vs. Mafia & Flexxx

- I'll go for Mafia and Flexxx, but should be super super super super close.

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

"THE SUPERIOR ONE" SPEAKS!

- All your titles are belong to... nah, not those guys...

 

SINGLES MATCH - Vanguard vs. Kojack

- Vanguard.

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH - "Deathwish" Danny Williams © vs. Tod deKindes

- Deathwish

 

"WINDOW PAIN" MATCH - Frost vs. T-Bone

- Too hard to decide.

 

RETURN MATCH - Jacob Helmsley vs. Sydney Sky

- 'Tis a new morning for Sydney Sky... you'd think she'd be inspired enough to win her first match back in the SJL.

 

MAIN EVENT - ELIMINATION TAG MATCH

X-Force 9 (Ash Ketchum & Ced Ordonez) vs. Mafia & Flexxx

- Everyone LOVES to predict against me, so I'll just follow through with the new movement among us...

 

WINNER : Not me.

[Guest realitycheck]

Eh, I gots nuthin' better to do...

 

"THE SUPERIOR ONE" SPEAKS!

WINNER:Tom Flesher

 

SINGLES MATCH -

Vanguard vs. Kojack

Just when Vanguards broody justice -cough!- scuse' me, VINDICATION seeking character is getting off of the ground, he dissaperars. Go fig. If that's the case, I expect Kojack to get the win here, natch. He should probably be able to use this to get back into the hunt for another TV Title.

 

WINNER:Kojack

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH -

"Deathwish" Danny Williams © vs. Tod deKindes

Deathwish just scored the title on the last show, and althoug Tom's match won it for him, he's is MORE than capable of defending it. I like deKindes, (And honestly, who doesn't?) but Frost is right, it might be a little to early*.

 

WINNER:Danny Williams

*=Point out that I was in a Euro Title contendership match 4 matches into my career, and you get BANGED. Capeesh?

 

"WINDOW PAIN" MATCH -

Frost vs. T-Bone

As a rule, I'm not fond of hardcore  garbage wrestling (you know, the violence for the sake of it matches). At all. Frost and T-Bone are talented writers, so they should be able to make this 1000x better than any one of the six trillion Rotten Brothers match-ups in E-C-Dub, which usually had about the same amount of broken glass, but I'm still lukewarm. That's probably just the purist in me. Although, it should be interesting to see a deathmatch with actual PSYCHOLOGY (hinthint), and at very least, this actually makes SENSE as a hardore glass match, opposed the million of other stupid 'falming barbed wire singaporean cane kerosense exploding ring Japanese thumbtack DEATHMATCH~!' things in ze garbage feds. I like the name, though.

 

WINNER:Frost, before he moves onto MUCH bigger and better things.

 

RETURN MATCH WITH, OHHH, A LIIIITTLE BIT OF HISTORY - send to Suicide King

Jacob Helmsley vs. Sydney Sky

I remember Sydney. And Annie. -smirk- Although I don't recall the history behind Jake and Sydney. Happened during that time I didn't follow all that close and all. Anyway, I'll go with my gut...

 

WINNER:Sydney Sky

 

MAIN EVENT - send to crusen86

ELIMINATION TAG MATCH

X-Force 9 (Ash Ketchum & Ced Ordonez) vs. Mafia & Flexxx

X FORCE NIIIIIINE! I have no choice but to pick my own stable, otherwise Erek will punk me out. Loser. Man, this stable sucks. 'Democrasy' my ASS! If you're thinking of joining, don't. Run from Fuhr Erek! It's too late for me, but SAVE YOURSELVES! AHHHHHHHHH!

 

...

 

 

...

 

 

-ahem-

 

WINNER:XF9

 

And that's a wrap!

 

-Z

One hundred posts, and not single of them is meaningful.

[Guest]

SINGLES MATCH

Vanguard vs. Kojack

Vanguard. Provided he writes.

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

"Deathwish" Danny Williams © vs. Tod deKindes

Deathwish

 

"WINDOW PAIN" MATCH

Frost vs. T-Bone

Frost

 

RETURN MATCH

Jacob Helmsley vs. Sydney Sky

Sydney

 

MAIN EVENT - ELIMINATION TAG MATCH

X-Force 9 (Ash Ketchum & Ced Ordonez) vs. Mafia & Flexxx

- Those Mafia and Flexxx guys suck ass. XF9

[Guest ErekT2k]

SINGLES MATCH -

Vanguard vs. Kojack

- I never liked the 70's.

 

WINNER: Vanguard

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH -

"Deathwish" Danny Williams © vs. Tod deKindes

- Could go either way but I'll say the Champion retains.

 

WINNER:Danny Williams

 

"WINDOW PAIN" MATCH -

Frost vs. T-Bone

- Bone's doing a good job of setting this match up, and since he's a former TV Champion, and a damn good one I might add, I'll go with him.

 

WINNER: T-Bone

 

RETURN MATCH WITH, OHHH, A LIIIITTLE BIT OF HISTORY - send to Suicide King

Jacob Helmsley vs. Sydney Sky

- Sydney.... well duh.

 

WINNER:Sydney Sky

 

MAIN EVENT - send to crusen86

ELIMINATION TAG MATCH

X-Force 9 (Ash Ketchum & Ced Ordonez) vs. Mafia & Flexxx

- Z's obviously on crack, because I am no Fuhr. Either that or he's gone crazy by throwing feathers and syrup at everyone who looks at him cross eyed.

 

Traitor Z, you will be sent to Siberia for that...

 

Shhh, LDP is pointing a gun to my head as we speak. Z, it wasn't me, it's LDP! It's so obvious since he's making trivias for you all of a sudden!

 

GO XF9!

 

WINNER:XF9

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

X FORCE NIIIIIINE! I have no choice but to pick my own stable, otherwise Erek will punk me out. Loser. Man, this stable sucks. 'Democrasy' my ASS! If you're thinking of joining, don't. Run from Fuhr Erek! It's too late for me, but SAVE YOURSELVES! AHHHHHHHHH!

 

...

 

 

...

 

 

-ahem-

 

WINNER:XF9

 

And that's a wrap!

 

-Z

One hundred posts, and not single of them is meaningful.

Ground Control To Major Z: I'm XF9's leader. Don't forget that.

 

 

But you do have a point... Erek ... nah. I won't bash him this early in the morning. Back to the match for me.

[Guest redbaron51]

"THE SUPERIOR ONE" SPEAKS!

Somehow Speaks won't sell.

 

SINGLES MATCH - send to TheBostonStrangler

Vanguard vs. Kojack

Kojack

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH - send to Longdogger_Pete [Pete's marking!  Woo!]

"Deathwish" Danny Williams © vs. Tod deKindes

 

Danny Williams

 

"WINDOW PAIN" MATCH - send to Thoth

Frost vs. T-Bone

-This is definetly going to be the blow-off match for me and T-Bone and I hope to make it a really, really great one. I'm still working out some crazy spots, but I hope to write a very inventive match. (and not to be an egomaniac, but the window pain match was my idea, with some great refining by Edwin.)

 

T-BONE

 

RETURN MATCH WITH, OHHH, A LIIIITTLE BIT OF HISTORY - send to Suicide King

Jacob Helmsley vs. Sydney Sky

-Being newer, I don't remember Sky from before, but it will be interesting to have a female wrestler as a top competitor. I'll go with Sky, just because.

 

Jake

 

MAIN EVENT - send to crusen86

ELIMINATION TAG MATCH

X-Force 9 (Ash Ketchum & Ced Ordonez) vs. Mafia & Flexxx

-Having Tod and TNT win by default on Metal sort of shakes my confidence in X-Force 9, but I like them to win if they show.

 

Mafia and Flexxx

[Guest Sydney_Sky]

The predictions as told by the femme fatale .. Sydney Sky!

 

SINGLES MATCH -

Vanguard vs. Kojack

- Hmm.. I don't know much about either of these.. but Vanguard is a cool name.. so maybe he'll live up to it.

 

THE WEINER: Vanguard

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH -

"Deathwish" Danny Williams © vs. Tod deKindes

- Oooh.. Deathwish. Maybe he'll die some time during the match.

 

THE WEINER: Deathwish..if he doesn't die in the match.

 

"WINDOW PAIN" MATCH -

Frost vs. T-Bone

- I love steak.

 

THE WEINER: T-Bone, with extra Heinz 51!

 

RETURN MATCH WITH, OHHH, A LIIIITTLE BIT OF HISTORY - send to Suicide King

Jacob Helmsley vs. Sydney Sky

- Aren't I a bit biased here? Of course I'm gonna pick me.. I worked my but off on my match,...and considering I have a ton of work hours.. it's not too bad. ;P

 

The QUEEN of Everything: ME!

 

MAIN EVENT - send to crusen86

ELIMINATION TAG MATCH

X-Force 9 (Ash Ketchum & Ced Ordonez) vs. Mafia & Flexxx

- XF9, I have a tender place in my heart for my former stable. Oh, and LDP is a spaz. That is all.

 

THE WEINER(s): XF9!

[Guest Suicide King]

You know I don't have your match yet Sydney...

[Guest Renegade]

"THE SUPERIOR ONE" SPEAKS!

 

Bit of a no brainer isnt it?

 

SINGLES MATCH - send to TheBostonStrangler

Vanguard vs. Kojack

 

Kojmister

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH - send to Longdogger_Pete

"Deathwish" Danny Williams © vs. Tod deKindes

 

Deathwish

 

"WINDOW PAIN" MATCH - send to Thoth

Frost vs. T-Bone

 

Frosty the snowman.....is going through some glass *begins to hum the rest of the song*

 

RETURN MATCH WITH, OHHH, A LIIIITTLE BIT OF HISTORY - send to Suicide King

Jacob Helmsley vs. Sydney Sky

 

*flips a coin* Sy- *sees Jake running towards him with a pipe* I mean Jake!

 

MAIN EVENT - send to crusen86

ELIMINATION TAG MATCH

X-Force 9 (Ash Ketchum & Ced Ordonez) vs. Mafia & Flexxx

 

I would actually really like to see both my former stablemates Mafia and Flexxx to pull off the win, I predict Mafia and Flexxx

[Guest Sydney_Sky]

You know I don't have your match yet Sydney...

Uh ... yeah, I knew that. Don't mean it wasn't finished yet. I get it proof read by a friend of mine before I send it out, dear.

 

But you should definitely have it by now. *grin*