Guest Posted May 2, 2002 Report Posted May 2, 2002 Please dunk this man in a tank of hair remover, or get him to at least cover up!
Guest dreamer420 Posted May 2, 2002 Report Posted May 2, 2002 HA HA HA The title of this thread is even too funny.
Guest converge241 Posted May 2, 2002 Report Posted May 2, 2002 Where do i send donations? How about just having a lawnmower match with Ivan Koloff?
Guest Posted May 2, 2002 Report Posted May 2, 2002 How about just having a lawnmower match with Ivan Koloff? That's a good idea, I hould have named this thread, "The One & Only Albert should be run over by a lawnmower thread!"
Guest crandamaniac Posted May 3, 2002 Report Posted May 3, 2002 but where would you find a lawnmower powerful enough to cut thru that?
Guest buffybeast Posted May 3, 2002 Report Posted May 3, 2002 Fuck you all. You're just jealous because Albert is sexy, hot and on tv and you all are a bunch of pimply faced virgins.
Guest converge241 Posted May 3, 2002 Report Posted May 3, 2002 ((buffy takes ball and goes home)) touchy touchy... were just joshin'
Guest converge241 Posted May 3, 2002 Report Posted May 3, 2002 cool beans.. so vader, big john, and albert? I have afriend you would fall for in a sec.. looks exactly like Balls mahoney but more mass.. engaged though
Guest buffybeast Posted May 3, 2002 Report Posted May 3, 2002 I have afriend you would fall for in a sec.. looks exactly like Balls mahoney but more mass.. engaged though Not surprised. I have the absolute worse luck with men.
Guest oldschoolwrestling Posted May 3, 2002 Report Posted May 3, 2002 Where do i send donations? How about just having a lawnmower match with Ivan Koloff? Make it a 3 way dance with Dirty Dutch Mantel.
Guest Posted May 3, 2002 Report Posted May 3, 2002 How about a bottle of Nair on a pole match with George Steele?
Guest Posted May 4, 2002 Report Posted May 4, 2002 Why can't Albert be in the ahir versus hair match? they could just cut the hair off dfferent parts...
Guest crandamaniac Posted May 7, 2002 Report Posted May 7, 2002 Why can't Albert be in the ahir versus hair match? they could just cut the hair off dfferent parts... That would take all day!
Guest buffybeast Posted May 7, 2002 Report Posted May 7, 2002 Plus it would just grow back in one month anyway.
Guest crandamaniac Posted May 7, 2002 Report Posted May 7, 2002 Plus it would just grow back in one month anyway. but then they can really market the wwf...i mean the WWE edition of the Albert Chia Pet!
Guest Posted May 7, 2002 Report Posted May 7, 2002 What'd Buffy do if he shaved it all off? Is he still your hoss?
Guest buffybeast Posted May 7, 2002 Report Posted May 7, 2002 What'd Buffy do if he shaved it all off? Is he still your hoss? Yes, I just think he's sexy, with or without hair. An Albert chia pet? What a great stocking stuffer!!!!!
Guest Posted May 7, 2002 Report Posted May 7, 2002 Do you mind trying to get him to shave then, cos it freaks me out!!!
Guest buffybeast Posted May 7, 2002 Report Posted May 7, 2002 He shaves his back now, and his chest hair is almost normal in it's amount. So what more do you want from him? To get off of tv?
Guest Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 If this thread is just about how people hate body hair, I have some asses to beat. We "hairy" men are the f'n normal ones, it's you friggin smoothies that are the abberations. Excuse us for actually being men. If this thread is about bashing Albert, by all means, enjoy.
Guest Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 If this thread is just about how people hate body hair, I have some asses to beat. We "hairy" men are the f'n normal ones, it's you friggin smoothies that are the abberations. Excuse us for actually being men. If this thread is about bashing Albert, by all means, enjoy. Just Albert.
Guest buffybeast Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 If this thread is just about how people hate body hair, I have some asses to beat. We "hairy" men are the f'n normal ones, it's you friggin smoothies that are the abberations. Excuse us for actually being men. If this thread is about bashing Albert, by all means, enjoy. Just Albert. Why don't you sapsuckers just admitt that deep down you wish you were as manly, big, juicy, and sexylicious as Albert? You would probably sleep better at night.
Guest crandamaniac Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 If this thread is just about how people hate body hair, I have some asses to beat. We "hairy" men are the f'n normal ones, it's you friggin smoothies that are the abberations. Excuse us for actually being men. If this thread is about bashing Albert, by all means, enjoy. Just Albert. Why don't you sapsuckers just admitt that deep down you wish you were as manly, big, juicy, and sexylicious as Albert? You would probably sleep better at night. the thought of albert being sexylicious would definitely not make me sleep better at night, much less the thought of being him
Guest Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 I think i'd rather be like the Rock, rich, good looking and kinda fit. lol
Guest Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 If this thread is just about how people hate body hair, I have some asses to beat. We "hairy" men are the f'n normal ones, it's you friggin smoothies that are the abberations. Excuse us for actually being men. If this thread is about bashing Albert, by all means, enjoy. Just Albert. Why don't you sapsuckers just admitt that deep down you wish you were as manly, big, juicy, and sexylicious as Albert? You would probably sleep better at night. I would rather be Nash, at least he doesent scare children. That's one thing he's good for.
Guest buffybeast Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 I think i'd rather be like the Rock, rich, good looking and kinda fit. lol The Rock is sexy and rich, no doubt. but he doesn't have the "jelly" Albert has. And Nash? You'd rather be a broke down, old has been than a young, sexy stud like Albert? You're lying, Mario.
Guest Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 I have his jelly. i'm putting alot of effort into getting rid of it!!!!
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