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The one & only albert should be dunked in a tank

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Please dunk this man in a tank of hair remover, or get him to at least cover up!

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Guest converge241

Where do i send donations?

 

How about just having a lawnmower match with Ivan Koloff?

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How about just having a lawnmower match with Ivan Koloff?

That's a good idea, I hould have named this thread, "The One & Only Albert should be run over by a lawnmower thread!"

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but where would you find a lawnmower powerful enough to cut thru that?

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Fuck you all.

 

You're just jealous because Albert is sexy, hot and on tv and you all are a bunch of pimply faced virgins.

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((buffy takes ball and goes home))

 

touchy touchy... were just joshin'

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cool beans..

so vader, big john, and albert?

I have afriend you would fall for in a sec.. looks exactly like Balls mahoney but more mass..

engaged though

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I have afriend you would fall for in a sec.. looks exactly like Balls mahoney but more mass..

engaged though

 

 

Not surprised.  I have the absolute worse luck with men.

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How about just having a lawnmower match with Ivan Koloff?

Make it a 3 way dance with Dirty Dutch Mantel.

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Why can't Albert be in the ahir versus hair match?

they could just cut the hair off dfferent parts...

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Why can't Albert be in the ahir versus hair match?

they could just cut the hair off dfferent parts...

That would take all day!

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Plus it would just grow back in one month anyway.

but then they can really market the wwf...i mean the WWE edition of the Albert Chia Pet!

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What'd Buffy do if he shaved it all off? Is he still your hoss?

Yes, I just think he's sexy, with or without hair.

 

An Albert chia pet?  What a great stocking stuffer!!!!!

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He shaves his back now, and his chest hair is almost normal in it's amount.  So what more do you want from him?  To get off of tv?

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If this thread is just about how people hate body hair, I have some asses to beat. We "hairy" men are the f'n normal ones, it's you friggin smoothies that are the abberations. Excuse us for actually being men.

 

If this thread is about bashing Albert, by all means, enjoy.

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If this thread is just about how people hate body hair, I have some asses to beat. We "hairy" men are the f'n normal ones, it's you friggin smoothies that are the abberations. Excuse us for actually being men.

 

If this thread is about bashing Albert, by all means, enjoy.

Just Albert.

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If this thread is just about how people hate body hair, I have some asses to beat. We "hairy" men are the f'n normal ones, it's you friggin smoothies that are the abberations. Excuse us for actually being men.

 

If this thread is about bashing Albert, by all means, enjoy.

Just Albert.

Why don't you sapsuckers just admitt that deep down you wish you were as manly, big, juicy, and sexylicious as Albert?  You would probably sleep better at night.

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If this thread is just about how people hate body hair, I have some asses to beat. We "hairy" men are the f'n normal ones, it's you friggin smoothies that are the abberations. Excuse us for actually being men.

 

If this thread is about bashing Albert, by all means, enjoy.

Just Albert.

Why don't you sapsuckers just admitt that deep down you wish you were as manly, big, juicy, and sexylicious as Albert?  You would probably sleep better at night.

the thought of albert being sexylicious would definitely not make me sleep better at night, much less the thought of being him

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If this thread is just about how people hate body hair, I have some asses to beat. We "hairy" men are the f'n normal ones, it's you friggin smoothies that are the abberations. Excuse us for actually being men.

 

If this thread is about bashing Albert, by all means, enjoy.

Just Albert.

Why don't you sapsuckers just admitt that deep down you wish you were as manly, big, juicy, and sexylicious as Albert?  You would probably sleep better at night.

I would rather be Nash, at least he doesent scare children.  That's one thing he's good for.

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I think i'd rather be like the Rock, rich, good looking and kinda fit. lol

The Rock is sexy and rich, no doubt.  but he doesn't have the "jelly" Albert has.  

 

And Nash?  You'd rather be a broke down, old has been than a young, sexy stud like Albert?

 

You're lying, Mario.

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