The one & only albert should be dunked in a tank

[Guest buffybeast]

I have his jelly. i'm putting alot of effort into getting rid of it!!!!

Jelly can be very sexy on the right man and in the right proportion.

[Guest]

What does Jelly have to do with Bigfoot, uhh I mean Albert?

[Guest buffybeast]

What does Jelly have to do with Bigfoot, uhh I mean Albert?

*sigh*

 

Mario, I am truly sorry that you are not as sexylicious as Albert.  But that doesn't mean you have to insult my baby.

[Guest dreamer420]

sexylicious eh?

[Guest]

Do you have any idea how many people would line up for a shot at Albert in a dunk tank of hair remover it would be a longer camp out than those crazys in Washington for the starwars movie

 

I always got a kick out of it when people would chant SHAVE YOUR BACK during Albert matches

[Guest]

I don't want to dunk him in a tank of hair remover.  I want to run him over with a lawn mower.