Guest Risk Report post Posted May 3, 2002 Why does this stupid lemming JR line stealing gimp still have a job? Cole: "No! Not this way! Damnit! They steal one!" I dispise him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 3, 2002 COUGHnoholdsbarredfolderCOUGH oops sorry I think I'm coming down with something. Micheal does suck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ash Ketchum Report post Posted May 3, 2002 Because Booker T needs someone to puke on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Risk Report post Posted May 3, 2002 Forget the flaming folder. Cole: "Angle only cares about himself!" Then why is he working to fight Angina you stupid piece of shit? Cole: "Stop the pain!" The pain would stop if you would PLEASE, SHUT...THE HELL...UP! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted May 3, 2002 Government regulations. The WWF(e) has to help employ the mentally handicapped. Of course, the WWF(e) puts their mentally handicapped employees on TV, but, ah well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Risk Report post Posted May 3, 2002 I want to hurt him physically. Cole: "HA HA HA HA!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted May 3, 2002 Haha! Didn't the WCW hire a mentally handicapped guy to do interviews once? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Risk Report post Posted May 3, 2002 Larry Zbyssco? I REALLY wish Russo would have did a Michael Cole parody character. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 3, 2002 Larry Zbyssco? I REALLY wish Russo would have did a Michael Cole parody character. I don't think Cole is that significant. You don't do parodies of a nobody. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cataclysm911 Report post Posted May 3, 2002 Cole is the man responsible for the 'Desire' videos. He should be kept on just for that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bcu1979 Report post Posted May 3, 2002 Tonight's announcing was just brutal. Sometimes Cole and Tazz are passable, but not tonight. I don't know what was worse. That idiot Cole screaming "they stole one" and "Triple H got screwed" a million times tonight. Or Tazz, the heel announcer who is supposed to be getting over the heels, agreeing with that jackass time and time again. How exactly did Taker screw Triple H out of the title shot? Triple H ran after Taker because he was distracted and Jericho took advantage of the situation. But of course it comes across as Taker was the only reason Jericho won. Since of course Jericho could NEVER beat Triple H fair and square. I know Cole is just doing his job. But J.R. could have accomplished the same thing and still gotten the heel over at the same time. Of course, J.R. also has Lawler who knows how to get over the characters and the storylines when he wants to. Tazz sounded completely bored on commentary tonight. And instead of trying to justify Jericho's actions or Angle's actions or any other heel's actions, he just let Cole run the show and never even tried to present a strong opposing viewpoint. I think the first trade needs to be Raven for Tazz. Raven can become the new color guy on Smackdown while Tazz can go back to be being on Heat since no one watches that show anyways. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted May 3, 2002 Cole actually surprised me during the Cruiserweight Title match tonight by acknowledging that Tajiri was working on Kidman's legs to counteract the shooting star press. Then he blew it by hyping the main event. At least he tried, that's a new one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted May 3, 2002 Then he blew it by hyping the main event. Has Cole been studying tony schivonie tapes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 3, 2002 Last week Cole somehow used three cliches in one sentence. I don't remember the words, but it was something like "He's on fire, he's rolling, he's feeling it!". I almost choked in surprise. ...this thread is turning into "Worst Michael Cole quotes", isn't it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 3, 2002 ...this thread is turning into "Worst Michael Cole quotes", isn't it? I've got one, I've got one. At InVasion last year, during the main event, he said, and I quote, "Mr. McMahon on one side of the ring, his siblings (talking about Shane and Stephanie) on the other...." I know Vince Russo had trouble grasping the whole "half brother/sister" "step brother/sister" concept, but geez . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted May 3, 2002 Anyone else find Michael Cole's inability to identify a Bulldog funny? I think someone once wrote a definitive "Michael Cole Dictionary"... Went a little something like this. "What a maneuver!" - Suplex, Fisherman Suplex, German Suplex, Superplex, Belly-to-Belly Suplex, DDT, Atomic Drop, Inverted Atomic Drop, Dropkick, Spinning Heel Kick, Inziguri, Bulldog, Hurricanrana, Springboard Anything, Top Rope Anything, Second Rope Anything, Punch, Kick, Forearm, Headbutt, Moss Covered Three Handled Family Gredunzal... You get the general idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 3, 2002 "Please be quiet for a while!" "[insert name here] has a good [iNSERT MOVE HERE]!!!!!!" -Michael Cole in WWF Smackdown 3. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RavishingRickRudo Report post Posted May 3, 2002 I will give Cole Credit on the cruiser match, he did an ok job. But really, how could Storm and Angle 'steal' the match, what they did was perfectly legal within the tag format. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest phoenixrising Report post Posted May 3, 2002 Cole on Smackdown is classic. "The...Undertaker...has a really nice...The Last Ride". "His The Last Ride is pretty powerful". and the way his voice goes into high pitch when he says the name of the championship belt. I find myself rooting for Tazz when after Cole's little speech at the beginning of the match, Tazz says "Shut up". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Redhawk Report post Posted May 3, 2002 There is no other explanation for why Cole has a job other than he's sucking Vince off or REALLY sucking up to him. He probably carries Vince's bags at the airport, throws Vince's gum away for him, lets Vince wipe his ass on his shirt if there's no two-ply, etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Risk Report post Posted May 3, 2002 Luckily, the split won't last long. Maybe they should just can Smackdown and just do RAW again. Keeping Jakked and Heat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted May 3, 2002 The title of this thread is self explanatory. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 3, 2002 WE WANT JOEY! CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP! WE WANT JOEY! CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP! Michael Cole is so bad that he doesn't deserve to eat TONY SCHIAVONE'S crap for breakfast (leave that to Dusty.) Dusty: "HE BE CLUBBERIN', TONY!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted May 3, 2002 I will not tolerate this mocking of Dusty. He's a better announcer then all the WWF announcers combined...well except Raven. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 3, 2002 You know, I do agree with that. When I think about it, Dusty could have been great for Jarret's promotion. Southern drawl, cowboy hat. He really could be great down there. But in the WWF? PUH-LEASE! Dusty wouldn't be given the SLIGHTEST chance at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted May 3, 2002 Well no one ever accused WWF of being smart. If they were Cole and Lawler wouldn't get tv time and they would groom someone to take JR's job and push JR off tv soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 3, 2002 You wonder about something...if JR was ever, say, relieved of his job as vice president of the company, could you see a new approach to how the product is produced? This is a guy who turned down MICHAEL F'N MODEST for Pete's Sake, and THEN he went on Nitro with CHRIS MOTHER F'N DANIELS and stole the damn show. WWF, you are really dumb, sometimes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted May 3, 2002 This is a guy who turned down MICHAEL F'N MODEST for Pete's Sake, and THEN he went on Nitro with CHRIS MOTHER F'N DANIELS and stole the damn show That was more Modest than Daniels. Daniels had an off-night, blowing some spots. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Mighty Damaramu Report post Posted May 3, 2002 The WWF should bring in Curry Man. Screw the Fallen Angel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 3, 2002 Why does this stupid lemming JR line stealing gimp still have a job? Cole: "No! Not this way! Damnit! They steal one!" I dispise him. You forgot the hidden clause within Cole's contract... ***Giving the owner random blowjobs will result in you keeping your job*** This has been the Taker Mark Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
