SJL Metal Card, May 8th

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Addendum: If I am forced to write the promo previously described, I will include Cutthroat, because he has earned the status of "über-fucktard."  Thank you.

 

::notes Thoth is marking his match, then notices the inclusion of Cutthroat in the warning:: Match is being written...

[Guest]

Heh. Good thing I got my match in. I'd hate to be on the no-shower list.

 

Also, where the heck did my SJL Champions topic go? That post is gone from the board...

[Guest redbaron51]

I got my match in early...for a change

[Guest Ace309]

Well, my match is in.

 

God willing, I'll pick up the win. ???

[Guest Suicide King]

Job you out, Ace?  Capital idea!

[Guest Ace309]

Did I say God? I meant Suicide King.

 

I just assumed everyone knew they were synonymous.

 

By the way, did the case of Stoli Orange arrive on time, King?

[Guest redbaron51]

I bought him season tickets for the Bengals, and I still lost

[Guest]

Hmmm...

 

Since Edwin is English and Axis is Australian (E-E, A-A ironic?) should I spell things like 'center' as 'centre' and 'color' as 'colour'?

 

If I were Canadain, I'd talk with my words spelled like that....

 

No, this really isn't a serious question, I'm just bored and eager for the show.

[Guest Ace309]

Don't get too anxious. It usually goes up overnight, for us American-type guys.

 

And I sort of float in and out of typing "colour" and "centre." Edwin's lucky he can spell at all.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

I can spell just fyne, asswhole!

[Guest redbaron51]

Edwin is British.

 

British have bad spelling. Hell the English language is fucked up.

[Guest Suicide King]

Believe it or not, we're only waiting on Thoth's matches now.  The show may be up relatively early.

[Guest]

I've seen shows posted with certain matches left out for the time being...

 

Just saying...

 

(C0B casts a line and hides in the corner... any bites?)

 

Oh and King, did you get my PMs?

[Guest Suicide King]

I received your promo, but that was it.  Well, that and the little note on the end.

[Guest]

In that PM, I think there was a booking request...

 

Yeah.  I only sent one.

[Guest Thoth]

My bad, I spaced out.  Matches sent in.

 

The following people will be humiliated in my promo:

 

Sydney Sky (THANK YOU FOR NOT WRITING)

Jacob Helmsley (Unless you have a good excuse)

Ced Ordonez (In light of your effort, though, and the fact that you like DDR, you will be spared from most of the humiliation)

Cutthroat  (For obvious reasons)