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Guest Vyce

Well, I'd just like to add that "WWE" is just so fucking gay.

 

And apologies to the homosexual community, because being associated with the WWE is a greater insult than the word "fag" could ever be.

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Guest Flyboy

Not a bad Women's match.  One of the better ones.

 

Is Buh Buh going to regain the WWE HC Title? ...

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Guest Flyboy
Well, I'd just like to add that "WWE" is just so fucking gay.

 

And apologies to the homosexual community, because being associated with the WWE is a greater insult than the word "fag" could ever be.

And it DOES sound gay.

 

... Hee.  My God!  Hardcore champs switharoo!

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Guest Vyce

Can the Hardcore title be any more of a joke?  Seriously, the writers are totally doing this just to amuse themselves.

 

I say keep the belt on Stevie for a while.  He's got a whole Nick Mondo look working on him.

 

As for Bubba, can we PLEASE have D-Lo give him a running powerbomb so that I never have to see his talentless ass again?

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Guest Flyboy

That was very... ugh.  The WWE needs to drop the 24/7 rule.  Or the entire HC Title.

 

WTF?  The WWE has bottled water?!  The WWF never had that!

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Dammit, I was about to post about that powerbomb, but I'll do it anyway.

 

DAMN! He BY GAWD POWERBOMBED HER STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!

 

I don't mind the Hardcore title bouncing around, even if it's the same formula every week, at least it's random people.

 

I had a dream that an nWo was established on Smackdown for some reason. But it turned out to be just the Raw guys invading the show. They didn't care about suspensions, since the nWo was originally intended to be a seperate entity anyway.

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Guest Flyboy
Damn, Bubba killed Trish with that powerbomb.

Yeah.. that was pretty brutal for a Trish taking it.

 

Oh yay.. Big Show promo.  This should be fun.

 

Where's Nash?!  I want to hear, "I'm going, bye."

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Hey Big Show, you may want to cough that snot out of your throat before you talk

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Guest Nevermortal

"I used to be main eventing Wrestlemania! This year I was in a restaurant, EATING...err PICKING UP YOUR UGLY KIDS!"

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I want a "Get the F out" shirt. Big Show causes the show to end early by flooding the arena with his glicks.

 

Show does have a point, main eventing to being a restaurant host in two years.

 

And by the way, he can make the claim about being the biggest guy ever in the company, since the WWE has only been around for 36 hours or so.

 

Fire-breathing? Maybe JR will call him a dragon now.

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Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly

Big Show's promo isn't half bad.

 

Steven Richards got to hump Trish.

 

How could Bubba Ray mistake the feel of Trish's ass with anyone else's?

 

Since when does a fire extinguisher blind someone to the point where they need water in their eyes?

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I can't help remembering what Al Snow said about Big Show once...whenever he does that "Chokeslam Call" thousands of yetis across the Pacific Northwest look for a mate.

 

Arrrroooorarrrggh

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Guest Vyce

So, Big Show turned heel because he had to deal with the humanoids?

 

By Gawd, that IS a perfectly logical reason to go bad.....

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Guest mathbrat

They must be doing this to spite their fans, cause that can be the only explanation. Let's see. Devaluing the women's champion, having jobbers trade the Hardcore title, and THEN a Big Show program? That's rather harsh.

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Is it just me or does Big Shows voice sound vey slurred?

 

Where did y'all see WWE bottled water?

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"I used to be main eventing Wrestlemania! This year I was in a restaurant, EATING...err PICKING UP YOUR UGLY KIDS!"

"I used to be main eventing Wrestlemania! This year I was in a restaurant, EATING YOUR UGLY KIDS!" would have been a classic quote

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The folks in Hartford are exposure-hungry for some reason. Every time the shot is across the stage at Flair, the crowd spazzes out to get some camera time.

 

"I'm going, bye." My goodness that was funny.

 

So Flair came out to remind us of what the main event was after a week of promotion, and it being essentially the same match as the previous two weeks?

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Guest LaParkaMarka

I agree, that was quite the decent promo from Show up until he started rambling near the end before Flair interupted. Good for him.

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Guest mathbrat

*Forced to bang head against wall to relieve tension*

 

Did Vince ever WATCH WCW programming? A big surprise that will change this company forever? Puh-lease. It's an almost Pavlovian reaction to tune out any of those stupid comments now, and they never live up to their hype. So boring.

 

And while we're on the subject of boring, here comes Regal.

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Guest Vyce

Ah, so Flair is turning nWo tonight.  Care???

 

Please, wrestling gods, let Regal win the title tonight.

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Guest Jobber of the Week

JR: "World Wrestling Fed-- Feder-- Feda --- Entertainment"

 

JR, YOOOOOOOOUUUUREEE FIIIIIREED

 

Live Show ad: Hey. There's a WWF logo on that recorded SD! set

 

KEVIN DUNN, YOOOOOOOOUUUUREEE FIIIIIREED

 

Big Show: "The biggest guy in the WWF"

 

BIG SHOW, YOOOOOOOOUUUUREEE FIIIIIREED

 

I'm guessing the huge suprise is a change of the company name AGAIN, or the Shockmaster. Hopefully it will be something exciting like the above (*sarcasm*) and not be screwed up like WWF does so much reacently.

 

Oops. Crap. IIIIIIIII'M FIIIIIRED

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Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly

Spike looks like he has an injured knee instead of ankle. Regal's music sounds like Command and Conquer music.

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This feud blows. What the hell were they fighting over in the first place before Spike won the Euro title, infact what the hell are they fighting over now besides the Euro strap?

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The WWF never existed, much like the Holocaust (justkidding).

 

Uh.... can I find a better example of something that didn't exist. Uh... I mean Kevin Nash's knees

 

Now a Spike/Regal mic war? what the fuck?

 

WWE: "Get the F out before the World Wildlife Fund sues us some more!"

 

REGALTAMER! SPIKE QUITS!

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Guest bob_barron

REGAL WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

bob barron- #1 regal mark

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