Guest Vyce Report post Posted May 7, 2002 Wow, what a cliffhanger. Will Hogan run over the bike? Or will the Undertaker show up to claim his beloved possession? The question I ask once again is, CARE?????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted May 7, 2002 Holy crap. Hogan couldn't get the bike started. That's the funniest thing I've seen in months. And such a good metaphor, too. Oh my god... I almost died of laughing when the bike didn't start. "VOORRFFMMM!! VOOORRRFFFMMM!!! *cough* *cough*" The bike goes dead...TWICE! HA HA HA! Hogan runs into a wall... Oh god... what a dumbass. Ugh.. you gotta love the WWE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Report post Posted May 7, 2002 OH SH*T! This is one of the funniest things I've seen in my life... UT's bike no-sold Hogan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted May 7, 2002 Boy did that ever suck. I turned the channel after Hogan started aying blah blah blah. I bet that segment killed the ratings. I turned back and the segment was still on. Hogan riding around for what felt like an hour. I am willing to bet any amount of money that the ratings went down. The whole payoff to that is going to be Hogan running over Undertaker's bike? People are supposed to stay tuned for that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted May 7, 2002 At least we have R-V-D. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted May 7, 2002 ;;; Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted May 7, 2002 Jeff Hardy really looks like he doesn't know what to do with himself duringhis entrance. If you don't know what to do, don't do anything at all. Booker T's here! Booker T's here! Eddie G needs to do something with his goddamn hair. Fuck the mullethawk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 7, 2002 This is sad. This show has been a big pile of unorganized shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted May 7, 2002 JR: Jeff Hardy goin' downstairs on Latino Heat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Will Scarlet Report post Posted May 7, 2002 I am glad I missed most of that promo. At least it allowed me to make dinner and not miss anything important. Thanks WWE. And now I get a chance to see 3 pretty enjoyable wrestlers in a hopefully fun match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted May 7, 2002 If they gave this match more than 5 minutes, it could be something. And I guess the crowd isn't into it. Spinaroonie! So yeah, like I was saying, crowd seems dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LaParkaMarka Report post Posted May 7, 2002 The pop from the spinarooni rocked GO BOOK~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 7, 2002 Who wants to bet this match has a Goldust run-in? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted May 7, 2002 Tandem offense! Tandem offense! Tandem offense! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted May 7, 2002 You win. Nice finish, but what the hell is that shit on Jeff's body? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LaParkaMarka Report post Posted May 7, 2002 Who else really liked the ending to that match? Loved the way Golddust's run-in backfired in a cool new way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted May 7, 2002 Molly in a bikini?? mmmmmmmmm Yep- King is booking tonight Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jobber of the Week Report post Posted May 7, 2002 EAT YOUR PRAYERS, SAY YOUR VITAMINS, AND USE THE SIGNAL. Meanwhile, this RVD match is actually good (I'm a bit of time behind you guys from having to rewind something) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 7, 2002 This has to be like the worst crowd in history. Why go to a show if you're going to sit there and do nothing? And right in WWF's(SUE ME HIPPIES AHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!)home state. As a side note, there was a commercial before for a local wrestling event that Steve Corino and Jerry Lynn are going to be at. Not sure what fed it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 7, 2002 That 5 Star Swanton was sweet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted May 7, 2002 Man... that was a sweet ending. Something straight out of ECW or something. That will probably be the match of the night. What the fuck? I don't get to see a Swanton/5-Star combo replay, but Hogan murder a motorcycle with a 18-wheeler? UGH! I need to see that again! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 7, 2002 This is great! Swimsuit competition with flippers. I love Molly. I bet Molly misunderstood it or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 7, 2002 UT's bike no-sold Hogan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh man, that's hilarious. "OH MY GOD IT'S CARNAGE! AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, THAT MOTORCYCLE IS BROKEN IN HALF!" You know JR wanted to say that. Eddy and RVD had a cool wrestling sequence. Now I'm hyped for their match. And damn--Is Booker getting face pops? Especially the Spinaroonie! That rocks! I also liked when he did the Spinaroonie and JR was like "Ya gotta believe that would have been a 3-count!". Too bad RVD interfered with the awesome power of the SPINAROONIE. or something. And how about that finisher? That's some seriously cool shit. Wrestlers should do tandem stuff like that more often--it's simple and it looks cool. (Anyone notice the "Get the F out" audience sign? Heh.) Terri is sad. Go away, Terri, and take your meta-interview with you. "We're back and the paramedics are loading the motorcycle into a stretcher...my God, King, I can't believe this." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted May 7, 2002 Molly with a bad swimsuit. Fuck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Will Scarlet Report post Posted May 7, 2002 A swimsuit contest? *yawn* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jobber of the Week Report post Posted May 7, 2002 What the hell is up with this porn music they're using? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 7, 2002 Molly got robbed! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 7, 2002 That was obvisouly just a time killer. The swimsuit thing that is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted May 7, 2002 This is great! Swimsuit competition with flippers. I love Molly. I bet Molly misunderstood it or something. Yeah... you gotta love, Molly! It was also funny when RVD broke up the count, and King said, "Van Dam it!" Molly attacks with the slipper! Good God! "Undertaker's motorcycle has joined Lucy at the local hosiptal.. more information as it comes to us." I think I might start playing Resident Evil and cut Raw off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted May 7, 2002 Whose zooming who??? I hope they dont turn Flair. I wanted to see King sell THE FLIPPER OF DEATH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
