Guest Risk Report post Posted May 6, 2002 I can get imagin the "hosses" gang raping Trish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted May 6, 2002 I can get imagin the "hosses" gang raping Trish. A notion so provocative you couldn't even type it correctly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 6, 2002 Maybe somebody gave HHH, some steroids that were too strong, and he finally exploded. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 6, 2002 Hey Yo! Who in coach wants beer nuts? Ladies you want some beer nuts? Guys you want some beer nuts? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 6, 2002 Maybe Brock was sleepwalking and he killed a pilot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Singular Report post Posted May 6, 2002 Bis Show became gassey from the food in Europe, and mass chaos ensued. Mabey Hall and Eddy G. had a drinking contest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 6, 2002 I can get imagin the "hosses" gang raping Trish. Dear God! I could just see Jim Ross being the leader of that pack and running around with his pants down, slapping his ass with the cowboy hat like Vince did in the ring. And all the while, Jeff Hardy is standing in the corner pissed off that it's Trish and Not him being abused. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hogan Made Wrestling Report post Posted May 6, 2002 Perhaps Eddie decided that painkillers, beer, and steroids can all be done at the same time... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted May 6, 2002 I can get imagin the "hosses" gang raping Trish. Dear God! I could just see Jim Ross being the leader of that pack and running around with his pants down, slapping his ass with the cowboy hat like Vince did in the ring. And all the while, Jeff Hardy is standing in the corner pissed off that it's Trish and Not him being abused. Oh God, I feel so sick for laughing at the idea of a woman being ganged raped. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest converge241 Report post Posted May 6, 2002 hey he threw Jeff Hardy in there too!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest converge241 Report post Posted May 6, 2002 speaking of Jeff: maybe the flight had problems because of Jeff Hardy hogging the bathroom, dyeing his hair in that blue toilet water? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Just call me Dan Report post Posted May 6, 2002 I wonder if he'll have it running down his chest and arms tonight......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrEvil Report post Posted May 6, 2002 Maybe Nash refused to check his ego in the overhead compartment and took up a whole row in first class with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oldschoolwrestling Report post Posted May 6, 2002 Maybe Big Show and Rikishi fought over who gets to clog the toilet. Maybe Big Show (a known smoker) lit one up. Maybe RVD (a known dope fiend) lit one up. Maybe they were having a drinking contest and a cruiserweight showed up a hoss. Maybe a former WCW guy forgot to say hi to the Undertaker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Brian Report post Posted May 6, 2002 His ego upgraded from coach? Has it payed his dues yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ripper Report post Posted May 6, 2002 HHH and Taker refused to stop practicing their promos and kept putting the pilots to sleep. OR Someone was looking at a map and had to refer to the legend at the bottom when Larry Zbysco(sp) ran in and started sueing everyone because he is the only legend. Mass beating of Larry occured. OR Sid busted up on the plane with squiggies and scissors and said no one was leaving until he saw a contract. OR Test cut a promo and turned the entire cabin into a ice block, making it too heavy to fly. OR Jeff saw some backyard wrestlers from the plane and thought it was a good idea to swanton one of them from the plane through a table on a table. He had to be restrained. OR Jerry Lawler just kept saying "Whoo-hoo" everytime he saw a stewardess and they just had enough and proceded with the beat down(Lita, Trish, Stacy and Torrie were also seen in the attack.) OR Maven rubbed his feet on the carpet in the plane with socks on, making his eyebrows stand on end, filling the entire cabin making it difficult for the pilots to see. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted May 6, 2002 The glare off Hogan's tan blinded the pilot, causing a nosedive. HHH's Intensity~! was too much for the plane to handle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tha Cunnysmythe Report post Posted May 6, 2002 *sigh* I knew an intensity joke would be thrown in somewhere. A notion so provocative you couldn't even type it correctly. Why did nobody notice how brilliant this quote was? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 6, 2002 Here is a Transcript from the incident........ Yes, I'm bored..... (Jim Ross & Steve Austin walk into the Coach arena while Bradshaw has Trish Hog Tied & all the HOSSES & The Main Eventer X-pac are gang banging Trish) JR: THAT'S THE WAY HOSSES WORK, BY GAWD!!!!!! (JR, looks around the plane to see who isn't in on the action) JR: Jeff (Hardy) why aren't you in on ...... (Thinks about what he was just going to ask) Oh, Nevermind! JR: Brock, get in on this you BIG SON OF A BITCH! Brock: No thanks, My wife just had my child last week and I don't feel comfortable doing that. JR: YOU ARE A HOSS GOD DAMNIT! NOW, GET IN THERE OR YOU'LL BE BACK DOWN IN OHIO FASTER THEN I CAN CLEAN OFF A PLATE OF 24 CHICKEN WINGS!!!!! Brock: Sorry, Sir. (pulls down his pants and joins in) (Triple H walks into Coach) HHH: Oh shit, let me in on this. (Starts to pull down his pants but Steph sticks her head through the curtain) Steph: Hunter, Honey. My Pea Soap is too hot. Get in here and blow on it for me. HHH: Steph, I'm in the middle of something here. Steph: Are you talking back to me? HHH: No Dear, but I'm..... Steph: GET IN HERE NOW!!!!!! HHH: YES, Ma'am (Triple H walks back into First Class) JR: Hey RVD, it's your turn now. RVD: Nah man, I'm Cool.. JR: How do you ever expect to get out of your slump you're in and stop jerking the curtain with an attitude like that? RVD: Dude, I have a wife at home! JR: Fine, be that way. But, don't expect to be mentioned in this weeks Ross Report! RVD: Awww, Shit!!!! (Pulls down his pants and joins in) (Debra walks into Coach while JR & Austin are drinking beers and watching the action) Debra: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS, STEVE?!?!?!?!?! ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!?!?!? I HAVE THE RING MIND TOO..... JR: YOU SUCK Austin: WHAT? JR: YOU SUCK! Austin: WHAT? JR: YOU SUCK! Austin: WHAT? JR: YOU SUCK! Austin: WHAT? JR: YOU SUCK! (Debra slaps JR and walks away) Austin: THAT'S MY GIRL!!!!! JR: By Gawd, Steve! Your wife hits like a HOSS! Austin: What? JR: THAT'S IT!!!! THIS MONDAY, THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE & HIS WIFE VS X-PAC & SCOTT HALL!!!! SMELL THE RATINGS!!!!! (Eventually JR goes back to writing his Ross Report while everyone finishes up with "Business") Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted May 6, 2002 I think they wheeled Droz onto the plane and RVD didn't say hello to him. OR.... Goldust and Bradshaw on the same flight. You do the math OR... Maybe Tiger Ali Singh flew with them and he was mistaken for a terrorist Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hogan Made Wrestling Report post Posted May 6, 2002 "Maybe Tiger Ali Singh flew with them and he was mistaken for a terrorist " LOL now that is bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 6, 2002 Wow, this is so wrong yet so funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrEvil Report post Posted May 6, 2002 Maybe Big Show (a known smoker) lit one up. Doesn't he know those things will stunt your growth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Risk Report post Posted May 6, 2002 Here is a Transcript from the incident........ Yes, I'm bored..... (Jim Ross & Steve Austin walk into the Coach arena while Bradshaw has Trish Hog Tied & all the HOSSES & The Main Eventer X-pac are gang banging Trish) JR: THAT'S THE WAY HOSSES WORK, BY GAWD!!!!!! (JR, looks around the plane to see who isn't in on the action) JR: Jeff (Hardy) why aren't you in on ...... (Thinks about what he was just going to ask) Oh, Nevermind! JR: Brock, get in on this you BIG SON OF A BITCH! Brock: No thanks, My wife just had my child last week and I don't feel comfortable doing that. JR: YOU ARE A HOSS GOD DAMNIT! NOW, GET IN THERE OR YOU'LL BE BACK DOWN IN OHIO FASTER THEN I CAN CLEAN OFF A PLATE OF 24 CHICKEN WINGS!!!!! Brock: Sorry, Sir. (pulls down his pants and joins in) (Triple H walks into Coach) HHH: Oh shit, let me in on this. (Starts to pull down his pants but Steph sticks her head through the curtain) Steph: Hunter, Honey. My Pea Soap is too hot. Get in here and blow on it for me. HHH: Steph, I'm in the middle of something here. Steph: Are you talking back to me? HHH: No Dear, but I'm..... Steph: GET IN HERE NOW!!!!!! HHH: YES, Ma'am (Triple H walks back into First Class) JR: Hey RVD, it's your turn now. RVD: Nah man, I'm Cool.. JR: How do you ever expect to get out of your slump you're in and stop jerking the curtain with an attitude like that? RVD: Dude, I have a wife at home! JR: Fine, be that way. But, don't expect to be mentioned in this weeks Ross Report! RVD: Awww, Shit!!!! (Pulls down his pants and joins in) (Debra walks into Coach while JR & Austin are drinking beers and watching the action) Debra: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS, STEVE?!?!?!?!?! ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!?!?!? I HAVE THE RING MIND TOO..... JR: YOU SUCK Austin: WHAT? JR: YOU SUCK! Austin: WHAT? JR: YOU SUCK! Austin: WHAT? JR: YOU SUCK! Austin: WHAT? JR: YOU SUCK! (Debra slaps JR and walks away) Austin: THAT'S MY GIRL!!!!! JR: By Gawd, Steve! Your wife hits like a HOSS! Austin: What? JR: THAT'S IT!!!! THIS MONDAY, THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE & HIS WIFE VS X-PAC & SCOTT HALL!!!! SMELL THE RATINGS!!!!! (Eventually JR goes back to writing his Ross Report while everyone finishes up with "Business") LOL! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted May 6, 2002 Does it bother anyone else that the report lists HHH as someone considered a WWF office guy? I predict another title reign soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted May 6, 2002 Brock got stuck in the bathroom and got so mad he tore the door off and threw it, it hit Bradshaw, killing him instantly OR... Goldberg, secretly signed by the WWF, took one look at the plane and said 'Awww, man, I GOTTA punch that thing! ' OR... Steph said something and the Windows broke OR... They finally killed Michael Cole OR... They stored Spike in the overhead Storage compartment OR... Bradshaw flooded the COCK PIT with Taco Bell mild sauce, killed the navigator, hazed the copilot, threw the pilot off the plane, and rode on top of the plane a la Dr. Strangelove OR... Molly had an evil thought and dissapeared Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 6, 2002 RVD hit his head on the plane's glass celing and got sucked out Michael Cole got tossed out of the plane's emergency door, and on the way down, all you could here was "I'm going to die, not this way, Damit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted May 6, 2002 man, we just deviated the course of this thread into a non-stop riffathon Yea, but you gotta admit it's infinitely more interesting than what actually happened, which is probably something stupid like Bradshaw getting paranoid about a Middle Eastern passenger or Austin skinning a Panda because of the WWF/E name change fiasco. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HartFan86 Report post Posted May 6, 2002 LOL @ That script. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted May 7, 2002 Yea, I will admit that FearHavoc's "script" is really funny... my favorite line is the one about Brock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
