Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted May 15, 2002 fuck man, i don't know star trek but I'll do Major Kira ok, star wars alien love princess leia in jabbas palace or princess leia as a prisoner of the death star Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted May 15, 2002 Is this a trick question? Slave Leia, of course Princess Leia vs. Queen/Senator Amidala Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted May 15, 2002 Princess Leia vs. Queen/Senator Amidala Amidala. It's not much of a contest, as far as I'm concerned. I saw this on a movie the other day: Gillian Anderson vs. Dana Scully Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted May 15, 2002 Gillian Anderson. Many people like her, but I never found the Scully character especially appealing. At least Gillian poses for FHM & stuff... Gillian Anderson vs MSNBC's Ashleigh Banfield Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted May 15, 2002 Gillian Anderson vs MSNBC's Ashleigh Banfield This is Ashleigh Banfield, just so you can all understand the difficulty I faced in making this decision. I'll go with Gillian Anderson, though. I have to stick with my long-standing crush. Um. Kimberly Page vs. Collette, Mick Foley's wife. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted May 15, 2002 Man, I guess I'd do Kimberly just because I'm a little more frightened of Foley Old whores Heather Locklear vs. Heather Thomas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted May 15, 2002 Locklear-she stills look alright in my opinion Christina Agulera (sp?) v.s. Shakira Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest converge241 Report post Posted May 15, 2002 Christina Agulera (sp?) v.s. Shakira shakira ,, that ass sandr bullock vs. maura tierney the forces of nature collide Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted May 15, 2002 This is a no-brainer. First of all, Sandra Bullock would have to go up against someone REALLY repulsive for me to vote for her. Second, as this board's #1 (or possibly #2, if Spaceman Spiff disputes it) NewsRadio fan, Maura Tierney would have to go up against someone REALLY, REALLY hot for me to vote against her. So, in a nutshell, Maura Tierney wins, in both hotness and coolness factor. Next up: Maura Tierney vs. Lauren Graham (of Gilmore Girls fame, as well as a memorable NR guest-shot) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted May 15, 2002 This is a no-brainer. First of all, Sandra Bullock would have to go up against someone REALLY repulsive for me to vote for her. Second, as this board's #1 (or possibly #2, if Spaceman Spiff disputes it) NewsRadio fan, Maura Tierney would have to go up against someone REALLY, REALLY hot for me to vote against her. So, in a nutshell, Maura Tierney wins, in both hotness and coolness factor. Next up: Maura Tierney vs. Lauren Graham (of Gilmore Girls fame, as well as a memorable NR guest-shot) Maura, she looks hotter. ER Battle Maura v.s. Juliana Marguiles Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted May 15, 2002 Maura three-peats! Newsradio vs. Newsradio clone (Suddenly Susan) Maura Tierney vs. Brooke Shields Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted May 15, 2002 Maura three-peats! Newsradio vs. Newsradio clone (Suddenly Susan) Maura Tierney vs. Brooke Shields tough battle, but the former Mrs. Andre Agassi takes it. Blue Lagoon match. Brooke Shields v.s. Millia Jovonich (she was in Return to the blue Lagoon) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted May 15, 2002 Being that the original Blue Lagoon was the first time I remember seeing a naked woman, I'll go with brooke Sheilds 90210 happenings Shannen Doherty or The chick that got pregnanat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted May 15, 2002 Shannon Dohetry because she's a bad little bitch I bet. Shannon Doherty vs. Tiffani-Amber Theisson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 15, 2002 Hmm Tiffani-Amber Theisson for me, she may have been just cute on Saved by the Bell but sure has she grown up... Charisma Carpenter vs. Alyson Hannigan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted May 15, 2002 Alyson Hannigan (i've always had a thing for her) Alyson Hannigan vs. Lil' Kim (didn't expect that matchup did ya?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted May 16, 2002 Alyson Hannigan vs. Lil' Kim Lil' Kim is way too much woman for me. Plus, I've written dirty fan mail to Alyson Hannigan so she wins by default. Celebrity children who have become celebrities in their own right: Kate Hudson v. Angelina Jolie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted May 16, 2002 angelina jolie marge simpson v. peggy hill Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 16, 2002 Angelina on the previous and um...Marge Simpson on the next one, why did you have to do that? Nikki Cox or Kate Winslet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted May 16, 2002 As an added bonus, here's the dirty fan mail I wrote Alyson Hannigan. It's based on (stolen from) Smoove B of The Onion's many wonderful articles. Here: Over the past several years, I've seen you with a lot of people. You may claim to have loved them and maybe you did. But let me tell you now, girl, because it's killing me: those men--and women--they are all wrong for you. You should be with me, Willow. Now, I know that may seem a little ridiculous. After all, we've never met and you're a wealthy star of the screen while I am rich only in admirable qualities and social graces. But I am more sure of this one thing than I have been sure of anything in my life: You and I were meant to be together. Willow, my sweet baby, let me describe to you how I would woo you and make you devoted eternally to me in a single evening. This is my plan for our first date: I will pick you up about 8-ish from your posh New York apartment and accompany you into the stretch limo that I have rented just for this occasion. This limousine can be any color you'd like. Whatever is your preference, girl, because my only goal is to please you. If you prefer more subtlety and would like to be picked up in a normal vehicle, then I will do that given a week's notice beforehand. Upon departure, I will shower you with any number of sparkling witticisms and ironic observations on daily life. You will reward me with your infectuous laugh and smile, the very existence of which makes me eternally grateful for whatever omniscient deity or freak biological occurance that is responsible for the creation of mankind. We can also discuss our favorite albums, if you'd like, and I will personally cue up any music you would like to hear regardless of my opinion. This night is not about me, baby. This night is about you and your pleasure and my subsequent providing to you of additional pleasure. We will then proceed to dine at whichever of the city's many upscale restaurants that you fancy. It is your decision and I wouldn't want a negative culinary experience to come between us and our perfect evening of love. You may order anything you'd like, sweet Willow, because money is not an issue when I fully expect sex in return. Whatever it is that you desire to eat, I will personally feed to you with a fork of your choice. If you order soup, the situation remains the same only replacing the fork with a spoon of your choosing. I will ask that every fine piece of silverware in the restaurant be presented to you on a platter of pure gold so that you may make a more informed decision. I will then feed this meal to you, as I noted earlier. My hand will touch your chin as I assist you in chewing and your body will become overwhelmed by passion. Your beautiful, long eyes will tell me so and I will ensure that your meal be placed in a biodegradable container, as I know that you are environmentally conscious. We'll pay for the meal quickly--your soft, white hand in mine as we eagerly make our way to my luxury suite at the Red Roof Inn. Upon arrival, I will lay you down on one of the twin beds--twin because, as you will soon find out, my style of loving requires two--and will then proceed to kiss you in the tender, romantic way that you like. We will continue this kissing, coupled with some aimless groping, for 5-10 minutes but it will feel like only a few seconds of unimaginable pleasure because I am good at what I do. I can use my skilled tongue in ways that will make you forget time exists. Having showcased that particular talent, I will then pull off your every item of clothing with my teeth. You will be nude and eager to see what's next on my itinerary of love. I will surprise you by pulling out a jar of the finest candy hearts in all the world, which say things such as "You're sweet" and 'E-mail Me." I will distribute them evenly on every inch of your pale, naked body, which by now will be quivering with desire. Then, lovely Willow, I will eat those candy hearts from your body. I will allow you to take on, preferably labeled "Hot Stuff," from my tongue with yours and you will swallow it, eventually digesting this symbol of my undying affection. Following this, we will make passionate love until we lay exhausted in each others arms. We will then make passionate love again. You may think that I have depleted my supply of pleasure; that no human can possibly continue at this rate and hope to survive the experience. You will then realize that there is nothing human about the love I have to offer you. It is a feral love--one that will leave you utterly sated but desperate for more. I will then give it to you again. And there you have it, Willow. More reason that could possibly be necessary as to why you and I should be together, be it for one night of unbridled passion or an eternity of undying love. I have it all for you, sweet darling. I'm a prefix and you're a suffix and I'm waiting for the word to bring us together. Send it to me, Willow, and I will do anything in my power to make it happen. And so on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted May 16, 2002 Angelina on the previous and um...Marge Simpson on the next one, why did you have to do that? Nikki Cox or Kate Winslet Nikki Cox... Nikki Cox or the big-breast chick that played in Scary Movie 2 (the name slips me)? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted May 16, 2002 Angelina on the previous and um...Marge Simpson on the next one, why did you have to do that? the big-breast chick that played in Scary Movie 2 (the name slips me) Found her... name's Kathleen Robertson. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted May 16, 2002 Yeah, I'll take the Scary Movie chick. 80's rat pack ho's Ally Sheedy or Molly Ringwald Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted May 16, 2002 The skeevy chick who put pixie stix powder on her bread or the popular girl? Even though I took the "Which Breakfast Clubber Are You?" test yesterday and got the following: , I like to fancy myself as the Judd Nelson character, and so, with a hearty fist-pump in the air, I'm voting for Molly Ringwald Next up: The Brat Pack Explodes! (Part 2) Molly Ringwald vs. Demi Moore Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest converge241 Report post Posted May 16, 2002 demi moore no contest demi moore vs demi moore (pre boob job vs post) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted May 16, 2002 They're pretty much the same to me, but hey, I'll go with Demi Moore w/ boob job, just because. Demi Moore vs. Elizabeth Berkeley Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted May 17, 2002 Demi Moore. never did get off on Berkeley OK, Tutti from Facts of Life or latoya Jackson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 18, 2002 Kim Fields (Tutti) Angelina Jolie vs. Christina Ricci Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted May 18, 2002 Yeah, Tootie ended up being the hottest of the Facts of Life girls. I'm voting for Angelina. Christina Ricci will always be Wednesday Addams to me. Betty vs. Veronica Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted May 20, 2002 Yeah, Tootie ended up being the hottest of the Facts of Life girls. I'm voting for Angelina. Christina Ricci will always be Wednesday Addams to me. Betty vs. Veronica Betty, she was the good hardworking chick. Betty (from Archie) v.s. Betty Page (old school pin up chick) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
