WWF Magazine: We Care About Test

[Guest Anglesault]

In the WWF Magazine Dream Matchups column, WWF Magazine decided that Test was good enough to warrant a dream match. Against Chris Jericho. Apparently Test is better than Jericho and the fans give a damn about Test. What's Shane McMahon's position in the WWF again?

[Guest dreamer420]

Not at the Magazine I don't think.

[Guest Anglesault]

He has some Media and Publications job title

[Guest dreamer420]

I think he works on the Internet side of things for the WWF.

[Guest Tony149]

I belive Shane is the President of New Media for the WWF.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

The true question is, why are you reading WWF Magazine?

[Guest dreamer420]

That's a fair question.  What is your answer, Anglesault?

[Guest x-LJSexay-x]

Oh my gawd.....you're doing it again.

 

Shane is in charge of all that is internet media, not the wwf magazine, and even so, Who said just because he's matched against Jericho that it means everyone think's hes better? STUPID assumption man, stupid.

 

Also, my bro has that magazine, do you know what the dream match is? A FUCKING LOSER LOSES HAIR MATCH....shut the hell up man, it doesn't say SHIT about how Great Test is.

 

Fanboy.

[Guest Tony149]

Was Kurt Angle on the cover?

[Guest]

Anglesalt, for someone who hates Test so much, you devote 70% of your posting efforts puting him over in some fashion. Are you that much of a loser?

[Guest x-LJSexay-x]

Test is good and will be successful if they give him time to develop his character. Fucking matches with NO buildup and NO character developing are making his push sucks.

 

Shut up about how bad he is. It isnt him that sucks. Its closed minded fools....like you

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

Test vs. Chris Jericho a Dream Match?  More like a Heat match.

 

And by the way, the two already fought once, and probably with the WWF's repeating of matches, many times before.

 

I agree with the last guy who said that Test needs time to develop a personality and a set of moves.  Hopefully the split will let him, because the WWF starts a mini-push of the guy, and two weeks later, it's finished.

[Guest x-LJSexay-x]

Yes! Finally......a soul with logical thinking skillz....Gigolo I salute you. Hell, I'm not even the biggest Test fan....but you have to be reasonable when it comes to this stuff.

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

Yes! Finally......a soul with logical thinking skillz....Gigolo I salute you. Hell, I'm not even the biggest Test fan....but you have to be reasonable when it comes to this stuff.

Someone actually took me, with the name of a crappy 80's exploitation film, seriously!  Wahoo!

 

I'm not the biggest fan of Test either, but I'm not one of the usual Smarks who hate him for being tall without much of a personality.  Remember, everyone said Billy Gunn didn't have a personality and look at him... Wrong example.

 

Of course, I'm still a Smark, so I couldn't reist the obligatory Billy Gunn joke.

[Guest x-LJSexay-x]

Yeah......but we all can't resist the Gunn cracks...

 

Anyway,  to the posesed fanboy smarks with no clue, WE MAKE SENSE.....YOU DONT. Is that easy enough? Oh wait let me guess, you're going to not reply defedning your statements and skip our valid points....right?

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

So your opinion differs from ours.  Big deal.  That doesn't make you right.  Grow up and learn to respect the opinions of other people.

[Guest x-LJSexay-x]

I didn't ever say or insinuate that I didn't respect anyone's opinion man...in fact I dont necessarily expect everyone to change their mind, but what does agravate me which leads to blow ups like this is how totally obscene some reasons for not liking someone are...I mean, I can see where you'd say hes a damn vaccum as it comes to heat, but is that his fault? No...maybe if people like Anglesault decided to debate this without throwing more garbage around I'd seem like I respect his opinion moreso.

 

My statements make sense....so now I don't respect what others say?

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

Yeah......but we all can't resist the Gunn cracks...

 

Anyway,  to the posesed fanboy smarks with no clue, WE MAKE SENSE.....YOU DONT. Is that easy enough? Oh wait let me guess, you're going to not reply defedning your statements and skip our valid points....right?

Hey man, I'm not trying to make any enemies here.  I like Test, other people don't.  It's their opinion.  The last thing I need is to be not liked on this board, when I find it to be a fun activity to do when I get writer's block like I did tonight.

 

I respect you, and I repsect most of the Smarks.  And now that I'm done kissing ass, I'll leave you with the fact that Billy Gunn sucks and La Parka rules... I'm a Smark!

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

I wasn't referring to you Gigolo.  You do a good job of being courteous to other posters.

[Guest x-LJSexay-x]

Listen.....dude......when you get to the point where you get made fun of my other posters because you decide to defend what which they hate, I believe most of us would get downright nasty and attack each other...not like I mean to.

 

When you write a long post trying to prove a point and you get people like Anglesault to just throw more stuff to debate over without even touching what you said, whether Im right or wrong, I believe THAT is not being courteous, whether to save face or not.

 

Besides...I respect you, your opinion, if you don't attack me, I dont attack you...its easy

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

How is attacking Test, attacking you?

[Guest x-LJSexay-x]

I didnt say you attacked me, it's just a figure of speech, you know, if you mess withme, not meaning YOU, then I'll do the same.....this is just a reference type of saying.

 

Its kool dude:)

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Ok.  I just was wondering why you seemed so pissed all the time.  Maybe its just Anglesault.  You aren't the only one who doesn't like him.

[Guest x-LJSexay-x]

Great, I just didn't want any problems with ya, I think you're ok personally .

 

Yes.....I  tend to believe.....this is all Anglesault's fault.

[Guest Anglesault]

1. Read the article, it does suck Test's dick.

 

2. And to the people who complain that the WWF starts a Test push and doesn't finish, wouldn't yoo complain if (when) Test finally gets pushed to the moon, and just like all his "mini-pushes" no one cared? Now you have a heatless Main Eventer.

 

3. Shoving someone doen the fans throat who they have rejected MANY times won't work.

 

4. You seem to think they should give him all the air time and wait for the fans to take to him. Shouldn't it be reversed?

 

5. How does it make sense for someone to be pushed before they are over?

[Guest teke184]

Test needs to go down to OVW or HWA so that he can get a personality and learn some new moves.  However, someone obviously likes him enough to keep him in the WWF because he's a waste of space right now.  

 

He, Rikishi, Godfather, Goldust, the Dudley Boyz, Crash, and several others are clogging up the midcard right now without bringing anything to the table.  The only good news is that JR has been implying that Godfather's escort business is going through tough times, which means he's probably going back to HWA.

 

Hopefully, this means we'll be able to see more of Tajiri, the Hurricane, RVD, Christian, and the OVW guys that have been called up (Constantino, Lesnar, Orton, Waterman).  Unfortunately, it's widely believed that no new wrestlers will be seen on TV until the roster split FINALLY occurs.

[Guest JerryDrake]

OMG, Anglesault SHUT UP! NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT TEST.

 

Personally, i dont think Test isnt that bad, but he was alot to improve on. Like a personality, and he needs a more entertaining moveset.

 

You obessed with Test, thats all you ever talk about Anglesault, GET A LIFE.

[Guest The Metal Maniac]

"How does it make sense for someone to be pushed before they are over?"

 

The ends justify the means.

 

*CoughcoughTripleHcough*

 

Not saying that it'll happen to Test, but if the WWF thinks they can pull it off, and then they do, power to 'em.

 

"Shoving someone doen the fans throat who they have rejected MANY times won't work."

 

They rejected The Rock at first too. Just sayin'.

 

"Read the article, it does suck Test's dick."

 

God forbid that the WWF should try to get it's own talent over in their own magazine.

 

What the f*ck do you think they're going to print? Articles about how Midcarder A isn't over enough because his workrate isn't that great, he has a tendency to visibly call spots, and he blows moves? WWF Magazine has ALWAYS been about getting talent over in one form or another, from what I've seen (I tend not to read mark magazines).

 

Just because some of it's readers apparantly are more in the know then others, that doesn't mean that WWF Magazine is going to shatter kayfabe and blather on about how Test needs to expand his moveset.