Official "Family Guy" drinking game

[teke184]

I just picked up a Family Guy pint glass from Spencers with instructions for the Family Guy drinking game on it.

 

 

Scoring chart-

 

One drink:

 

Peter gets hurt

You see the word "Quahog"

Any gay reference

Anytime someone falls down

Any cartoon reference

A flashback sequence

Anytime Brian drinks

Peter does something dumb

Peter says "Holy crap"

 

 

Two drinks:

 

Any movie reference

Stewie tries to kill Lois

A gag is repeated

Stewie formulates a plan

Stewie has a weapon

Brian and Stewie fight

Peter embarrasses Meg

Stewie says "Go to Hell"

Peter is watching TV

Stewie talks to his stuffed animals

 

 

Three drinks:

 

Quagmire makes a sexual reference

Chris gets nervous around a girl

Peter gives Chris bad advice

Peter forgets his kids' names

A non-human character is shown (Excludes Brian)

Any nudity

A visit to the Drunken Clam

 

 

"Chug, damn you!":

 

Lois in lingere

Peter has facial hair

"Evil monkey" makes an appearance

Lois' parents show up

Any mention of a TV network or the censors

Stewie and Brian do a song-and-dance routine

Any character goes on a rambling monologue

[Guest I *Heart* Jeff Weaver]

That requires to much thinking for a drinking game. Specifically the two drink round.

[Guest Salacious Crumb]

Jesus, are they trying to kill their viewers?

[teke184]

Jesus, are they trying to kill their viewers?

Only if they insist you use hard liquor instead of beer...

[Guest Salacious Crumb]

I wonder which episode would require the most drinking.

 

I'm thinking the one where they move to the redneck town because that guy's trying to murder Chris.

[teke184]

I wonder which episode would require the most drinking.

 

I'm thinking the one where they move to the redneck town because that guy's trying to murder Chris.

Let's see...

 

The one where Stewie and Brian do a cross-country trip contains the following:

 

"Chug, damn you"-

 

Lois in lingere, Lois' parents, a Stewie-Brian song-and-dance routine, and at least one rambling monologue.

 

3 drinks-

 

Non-human characters besides Brian (Brian's mother and the other dogs at the puppy farm)

 

2 drinks-

 

Brian and Stewie fight

Peter watches TV

Stewie formulates a plan

Stewie has a weapon (uncensored version of airport scene)

Stewie talks to stuffed animals

Movie references

 

1 drink-

 

Someone falls down (Brian when he's plastered, Brian's stuffed mother)

Flashback sequence (Brian as a puppy)

 

 

etc.