Wwf(e) sunday night heat

[Guest nWoScorpion]

NOTE: All my Rants wil lbe No Holds Barred and Uncensored, so If anyones ofended if I may say something racial, sexual or anything else, fuck off.

 

 

WWF(E) Sunday Night Heat

May 5, 2002

 

-Commentators: The Coach & Raven

 

-Opening Match:

Mr. Perfect Vs. Tommy Dreamer:

Which of these two dudes are face? Perfect i guess threw his towel at Coach. Tommy chant I think i hear so i guess hes the face. Both men exchange a few go behind waistlocks, and Perfect follows it up with a slap to the mouth and runs. Perfect grabs a headlock and works in a sad cartwheel as does Dreamer and he slaps Mr. P silly. Knifeedge chops and the Perfect necksnap by Hennig. Dreamer works in the chops and gets his own necksnap, but apparently injures his left knee. Sure. Perfect works a spinning toe hold submission on the injured knee. More working of the knee. Tell me, does any of Mr. Perfects aresenal revlove around attacking the knee for a big finisher like the sharpshooter?! Small Package by The Dream-man gets 2. DVD is blocked and Perfect gets the Perfect-Plex to end it all at 3:23. Oh My Friggin God! Mr. Perfect actually won a fucking match!!!! Just for that, ill boost toa *1/2 rating.

 

-The Rock finally......has pissed me off so much i hope he never comes back. More shit featuring The Rock on TV shows, news, late night interviews, and a picture of him with his eyes buggin out. Ok, maybe that WAS funny, but still, Rock is being shoved down our throats more then a blond bitch sucking on dick.

 

-D'Lo Brown Vs. The Boss Man:

I guess weighing 304 pounds doesnt constitute being given the title "Big". Just ask Crash & Hardcore, werent they 400 pounds like, 2 years ago, talk about Jenny Craig diet. D'lo is mad over for a blackman in the WWF. Bossman lays a beatodown on him the size of 4 men, is he gonna rip ut his rectum too? Dlo fights back and works in the spinning elbow boucing Bossman off the ropes. Bossman mocks Dlo with a slam for 2. bossman wrestles like its a Royal rumble Match, rakes, punches, kicks and thats it. Dlo off the 2nd rope with a clothesline and running heel kick and "big" leg drop for 2. How dare Bossman kick out of Hogans finisher!!! Dlo gets tossed over the top rope, ding ding. Oh wait, wrong match. Bossman grabs his black stick but dlo avoids it and Sunset Flips him for the pin at 3:09. 1/4*. Crap, but I guess its to push to Dlo Brown.

 

-WWF Tribute to Ed "Wahoo" Mcdaniel (1938-2002) & Lou Thesz (1916-2002) Pretty pathetic Tribute (be it one) since others get alot better ones.

 

-Rob Van Dam Vs. Justin Credible:

One of a Kind!!! Damn that tune is catchy ass. Credible needs to put the jock back on his head, spray paint it yellow, and call himself a portuguese sea creature. Talk about Heatless, careless, and no one gives a shit for people. Lock up. Both major major stars in ECW. Too bad 1 is pushed down to IC situation and the other is just a JTTS to the JTTS to the major JTTS's. RVD with a boot to the kisser and a leg sweep pinning combo for 2. standing moonsault gets another 2. Raven talks about psychology of using the right moves. Thats Incredible is no sold for a 2 count. Sitdown Powerbomb by the heatless wonder gets another 2. Make this gut the Blue blazer or somethin, just to hide his pathetic ugly face. Planet Staziak is mentioned for some reason. Step Over Heel Kick by RVD and the Rolling Tunder follows suite for 2. Firemans carry and 2nd rope moonsault get 2. ***** Frog Splash ends this abomination at a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG 4:39. *. Atleast RVD made it watchable in the end. One of a Kind!!

 

-Eddie guerrerro has some drunken words for His Mamacita Terri. Funny, she dosnt look like a giant he-she with a mans face and balls.

 

-Recap of Flair/Austin/nWo situation. If you didnt'dont know Ric flair's gonna turn face, you disserve a foot up your ass and have it pertrude from your mouth and back out. We just aboot seen the same ME on Raw for like 10 weeks straight,

 

-Forceable Entry schill. decent CD. Ifind that tracks 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 16, 17 are most enjoyable, but thats just me, cause im bias of anything hardyz/lita related. I dont understand why shit is bleeped in Rollin but motherfucker isnt during jerichos theme.

 

-Snap of the Week: richards wins a title and holds onto it!

 

-Tough Enough 2 recap. God, we need some hot chicks, but NOOOO, they pick all ugly bitches, and Jackie is not a hottie, no matter who says what. BTW, Hawks a moron.

 

-Slam of the Night: Hogan pinning Jericho with a school boy.

 

-Trish Stratus Vs. Molly Holly (w/ Crash dressed like a hilbilly):

YOUR Special Referee is Jacqueline. Seeing Trish makes me want to beat off right now, but i have to wait til the end of the show. have HER Wrestle in a skirt and not that dueshbag Jazz. I honestly thought Crash jumped the gates, cause I didnt watch the entrance originally. Molly looks hot, but she needs the bleach blond look. Read inuendo from before if not here.....

 

"Rock is being shoved down our throats more then a blond bitch sucking on dick."

 

Happy? Ok, I am, cause thinking of Molly gave me a stiffy. Trish sunset flips Molly for 2 makes me more you know. Neckbreaker for 2. I told you, uncencored ranting. Crash prettends in his goofy way he didnt do shit. Sure, molly looked TERRIBLe in that atupid 1920's bathingh suit, but you know, i know and everyone else knows she wears thongs. I remember jaqueline tugging her tights mad hard revealing it. Or atleast the front. Molly and Trish work in some crap. Molly gets the win with the Stratusfaction at a way too long for these two again match at 3:13. DUD.

 

That ends Heat. Alot of garbage, but I enjoyed Perfect/Dreamer a slight bit.

 

See ya for Raw.