HHH on Howard Stern

[Precious Roy 0]

HHH is doing an interview on Stern today to hype Blade: Trinity.

 

He should be on within the next hour or so, I'll be listening, and I'll post any interesting soundbytes as they come up. I encourage everyone to tune it.

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

I wonder if either of them will talk about Wesley Snipes not doing press for the movie anymore.

[CBright7831 0]

What exactly happened w/ Snipes.

 

Not only is he not promoting the movie,but he didn't even show up to the premiere.

[Guest Coffey]

No, they'll talk about Steph's tits. It's Howard Stern, think about it. They'll probably talk about how Triple H used to date Chyna too since her tape with X-Pac just got released.

[Precious Roy 0]

Stern said early in the show that HHH has dissed Wesley Snipes and that they tried to schedule Snipes but he was "MIA" according to the studio, so that will definitely come up

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

What exactly happened w/ Snipes.

 

Not only is he not promoting the movie,but he didn't even show up to the premiere.

He's realised that the movie is going to be a huge bomb, and he doesn't want to be associated with such a failiure.

[strummer 0]

The movie didn't really bomb, did it? It just didn't live up to expectations. HHH will probably be on in the 9:00 hour, Howard is having an abnormal number of guests on for his show. Must be because he is going on vacation the next couple weeks and they wanted to fit in a bunch of guests before the Christmas/New Year break.

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

The movie didn't really bomb, did it? It just didn't live up to expectations.

Bomb might be too strong a word, but because it missed projections by such a big margin, Snipes, and he's not the only one, sees it as too much of a failiure, and doesn't want to be associated with it anymore.

[Precious Roy 0]

EVIL DAVID LETTERMAN IS ON THE AIR!

[Precious Roy 0]

Hahahahahaha, they're ripping on "Double A" for having replica belts

 

And he's in a thong and getting into the spanking machine just to meet HHH :lol:

[Precious Roy 0]

lol, for a guy who claims to be a rasslin fan he's AWFUL at trivia, I think he's getting em wrong just to get spanked

 

questions were:

 

1) What's HHH's real name?

 

2) What year did he debut in the WWF?

 

3) who did he team with when he got his quad teared

 

and he got em all wrong

[CBright7831 0]

Good God, I could answer all of those without second guessing.

[Precious Roy 0]

That was a great interview, too lazy to type up a recap

[Guest LooneyTune]

Because I'm a loser...

 

1. Paul Levesque

2. 1995

3. Steve Austin

[Art Sandusky 0]

What a thunderingly accurate self-assessment.

[Guest Loss]

That was a great interview, too lazy to type up a recap

Oh, come on. You said you would, and I for one intend to hold you to your word.

[Precious Roy 0]

That was a great interview, too lazy to type up a recap

Oh, come on. You said you would, and I for one intend to hold you to your word.

I couldn't do it justice anyway. Stern & co were very respectful, HHH was at his political best, it was just a good solid interview with nothing juicy for the smarks as far as gossip goes. The most rumour worthy thing he said was about Snipes taking libertys w/ stuntmen w/ a possible dig at Holly thrown in about not respecting guys who take libertys, but other than that it was very straight forward. Chyna/X-Pac came up, HHH was very reserved, said he's still friends with Waltman and wouldn't say anything bad about Chyna, said he would never watch the tape. Gave respect to Rock for his movie career, took a couple digs at Hogan but nothing serious. Stern kind of tried to bring up his marriage to Stephanie in an off-hand manner but you could tell that he knew HHH wasn't going to get into that, he definitely let HHH dicate the pace.

 

It was a really good interview and HHH came off great, but you really need to hear it to do it justice, it wasn't really a sound byte thing, ya know?

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

One thing that pissed me off about this is they kept going on and on about how fans are gay. Yet, they have a dude in pink thong in the spankmachine........

[dubq 0]

What exactly happened w/ Snipes.

 

Not only is he not promoting the movie,but he didn't even show up to the premiere.

Very odd, especially since Snipes has a Producer credit on the flick..

[Precious Roy 0]

here's the recap from pwinsider

 

HHH was a guest on Howard Stern’s national radio show on Wednesday morning.

 

Here are bullet points from his appearance:

 

· Earlier in the show Howard mentioned how much he enjoyed Blade-Trinity and thought HHH was good in it. He spoke of HHH as if he was a household name and did not mention his wrestling affiliation until speaking of him for several minutes. Howard mentioned he heard HHH thought Wesley Snipes was a pain in the ass on the set and wanted to ask him about it.

 

· Howard mentioned he had AA (a Stern fanatic) who always shows up when Howard has a wrestler on. He was on last time The Rock was on and had “human liquid balloons” thrown at his bare rear end to allow him to be in the studio. This morning he agreed to get into the Robospanker (which is a remote controlled spanking device). AA was also wearing replica WWE belts. The deal was AA needed to answer HHH related trivia and each wrong answer meant he would be “Robospanked”. AA was in a thong of course and wound up getting all the questions wrong and was spanked 6 times and Howard told him that he could meet HHH if he stayed in the Robospanker. Artie Lange and a character called “Evil Dave Letterman” (who was sitting in) kept calling him a “homo” for wrestlers. Several Stern regulars called in to goof on him.

 

· HHH then walked in the studio and kidded that AA knew nothing about him and might have just wanted to get spanked anyway and used HHH as an excuse.

 

· HHH goofed on him and called him Champion of the Ass Spankers

 

· HHH asked AA if he ever wore the belts naked in his room. AA said never naked, but he does wear them at home and Howard dismissed him afterwards.

 

· Stern told HHH he liked Blade-Trinity a lot and thought he was great in it.

 

· Stern asked if HHH was following The Rock and HHH said he rather be the first HHH then the next Rock.

 

· Stern and HHH goofed on Hogan and his bad acting and movies.

 

· HHH mentioned he would never leave wrestling. Stern tried to get HHH to put down The Rock for leaving wrestling but HHH did not bite.

 

· HHH mentioned he is not taking acting lessons and feels the WWE is great training for films.

 

· Stern asked HHH if he would ever play a gay character and HHH said he would.

 

· They goofed that he might have already had sex with a man named Chyna and HHH said she was a completely different person when they dated then she is now.

 

· They played the clip of Chyna singing months ago on Stern and HHH said that was not singing.

 

· Stern mentioned HHH and his girlfriend Beth O. recently appeared on a show together. HHH kidded that he had Beth’s number and he actually took it out of his wallet and Stern was shocked he actually had it. HHH said it was because he wanted to set up Beth and Howard with a skybox at the next big Garden event.

 

· HHH talked about Snipes being rude to everyone on the set but him. He mentioned that it might be because HHH is a 6-4 wrestler and Snipes knew HHH would not put up with it.

 

· HHH witnessed an argument between Snipes and the director that almost became physical. HHH said Snipes took advantage of several stuntmen by working stiff but not with HHH.

 

· Howard asked if HHH cheated on Steph with Jessica Biel and of course he said no and mentioned Steph was listening so he kidded about being careful how hot he said Jessica was.

 

· Stern brought up HHH workout book and that it was imprinted by Simon and Schuster. Howard said HHH should have wrote about sex with Chyna instead.

 

· They spoke about a few workout routines.

 

· Chauncy Hayden from Steppin Out magazine called in and said HHH needed confirmation that Steppin Out was not a gay magazine before HHH would give him an interview a few months ago.

 

· A racist caller called in and put down Snipes and HHH ripped into him.

 

· A caller said HHH is usually rude to his fans and is no “Dwayne Johnson” towards his fans. Howard stuck up for HHH by saying he was in a diner and was eating and that the caller was rude to interrupt.

 

· Another plug for HHH book, another mention by Stern about how he is uncomfortable that Beth gave HHH her number and finished with various plugs.

 

· At the finish they talked about Chyna and the sex tape quickly and if HHH was ok with Waltman being with her and HHH said yes.

 

A great appearance by Hunter and Stern treated him as a star and not another wrestler.

[Guest Loss]

I guarantee you that if HHH was ever offered the big money Rock was, he would have made the same decision. He would be a fool not to do so.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

Another recap:

 

Double A Gets Spanked To Meet Wrestler Triple H. 12/15/04. 8:35am

 

After the break Howard played a new prank call that Sal the Stockbroker and Richard Christy made as Jack Mehoffer and Rod Stiffington. They used Gary the Retard to ask the woman questions about cleaning his clothes and John the Stutterer to ask about how big Santa Claus is in the pants. They called her back and Gary the Retard tried to find out why she hung up on him because he's ''special.'' She just hung up on him again.

 

Howard had Evil David Letterman come in after the phone call. Evil Dave, a David Letterman sound-alike, came in and started doing his unscripted material right off the bat. Howard said ''oh no'' when he started doing that stuff. The delay hits started a short time later. Evil Dave read a few of his jokes and talked to Howard as if he were really David Letterman. He cracked one joke about how he should get Gary the Retard to announce for his show because Jay Leno hired a retard (Stuttering John) to announce his show.

 

Howard said that Double A was also there because he's a huge wrestling fan. He wanted to meet Triple H but Howard demanded that he get into the RoboSpanker and get spanked if he can't answer questions about Triple H. Double A came in wearing a bathing suit and all of his wrestling belts. He said they're all ''replicates'' of the real belts. Howard said even Triple H probably doesn't have those old belts. Double A said he's got 6 belts and one of them was about $375, one was $325 and the newest one was $425. Robin said it's all fake crap too, it's not even real gold or anything like that. Evil Dave asked him ''Excuse me sir, are you a fag?'' while they were talking to him about the belts. Howard had Double A get into the RoboSpanker shortly after that. Doug Goodstein said he looks like a midget wrestler, he's only 5'3'' tall.

 

Artie said that Double A probably thinks the RoboSpanker thing is gay, meanwhile, he's gay for wrestling. He said he had to turn away while he was getting into the RoboSpanker. Howard had some questions for Double A about Triple H. He asked him how many meals a day Triple H eats. Double A said it was six but it's actually seven. He got spanked by the RoboSpanker. He didn't know Triple H's real name so he got spanked again. He got hit a third time when he wasn't able to answer another question. Howard asked a couple more questions and Double A was having some trouble answering those so Howard took it easy on him and didn't spank him every time. Howard asked him Double A what Triple H calls it when he sprays water before he wrestles. Double A didn't know it was ''The Spritz'' so he got spanked. Artie said it should be called ''The spraying of the fags.''

 

Zolar called in and said that Double A pays for hookers all the time and he doesn't know why he's being so elusive. Zolar said that he gets hookers and videotapes them all the time. He said he's got a good collection of tapes too. Hook Nose Mike also called in and told Double A that he just went to Double Gay today.

 

Howard had Triple H come in a short time later. Double A had to stay in the RoboSpanker during the interview. Even Triple H was disgusted by what he saw and said that if he was a real fan, he never would have gotten into that machine. Double A told Triple H that he's a big fan and he's really not gay. Triple H said it's amazing how many people actually show up to events with those replica belts like Double A has. Howard let Double A say a few words to Triple H before kicking him out of the studio.

 

Howard told Triple H that he liked the movie ''Blade: Trinity'' which he appears in. Triple H was having trouble hearing anything in his headphones so they had to dick around with those for a couple of minutes. Howard got back to the acting stuff and asked him if he wants to follow in the footsteps of The Rock or Hulk Hogan. Triple H said that he doesn't want to follow in the steps of Hulk Hogan. He's going to pick and choose the stuff he does and he's not going to walk away from wrestling. He likes to do both. He wasn't bad mouthing The Rock but he was able to do both the movie and the wrestling without leaving it. He talked about doing ''Blade'' and said that he would play the part of a gay man if the movie was good.

 

Howard and Robin asked Triple H about dating Chynna. Howard said he doesn't know how he was able to be with her because she's so manly. He hasn't seen the sex tape that Chynna put out though. Howard told him that she has a lot of pimples on her ass in that video. Howard also wanted to play some of the song that Chynna performed on his show not too long ago. He didn't play much of it though. Howard said that his girlfriend Beth worked with Triple H in something and she said that he didn't hit on her. Triple H said he didn't hit on her but he did have her phone number. He pulled it out of his pocket and Howard confirmed that it was hers. Triple h said that she wanted to bring Howard to a show so she gave him her number.

 

Triple H told some stories about Wesley Snipes and the way he behaved on the set of ''Blade.'' He said that he didn't talk to his co-stars and even threatened the director at one point according to H. He said that Snipes behaved himself around him but not with everyone else. H said that Snipes accidentally kicked him in one scene and must have apologized to him ten times after that. He said that it seems like he knows when to behave under the right circumstances.

 

Howard talked about how hot Jessica Biel was in the movie as well. Howard said that her ass was talking to him during the movie. He'd like to put her in the RoboSpanker there in the studio. Howard moved on to talk about Triple H's book ''Triple H Making the Game : Triple H's Approach to a Better Body.'' Triple H said they were coming after him to write a book so he wrote one about working out. Chaunce Hayden called in during that discussion and said that Triple H made him prove to him that the magazine ''Steppin' Out'' wasn't a gay magazine. He told Howard that he asked Triple H if he would ever fight in a real fight. He was wondering who Howard would pick in a fight between Triple H and Chuck Zito. Triple H said that he would be a tough fight and one of them would probably end up dead in the ring if they fought. Zolar called in as Brad Pitt's brother Stu and seemed to crack himself up after doing that. He asked Triple H if he ever had any racial thoughts about The Rock. Triple H wasn't even going to answer any questions like that.

 

Howard wrapped up the interview and gave Triple H a few plugs for his book, the movie and a couple of book signing appearances he's making over the next few days. Evil Dave was cracking a few more gay jokes before Howard ended the interview and took a break.