Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2004 (edited) The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents... SWF TUESDAY NIGHT SLAY RIDE Live from the Xcel Center in St. Paul, Minnesota! Music from the Trans Siberian Orchestra and Metallica - "Carol of the Bells!" (December 21, 2004; 10pm EST; 7pm PST; check local listings) Send all marked matches/promos/etc. to Chuck Woolery A PPV on a Tuesday? What? Well, we want good matches, so now YOU get more time to write them! Merry Christmas! Anyway, the year is almost over, and on the SWF's last show of the year we fully intend to blow your mind away! Without further ado... THE CARD: SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP SINGLES MATCH Toxxic (SWF World Heavyweight Champion, SWF Tag Team Champion) v. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix (SWF Intercontinental-Television Champion) -> Look at all that GOLD, but only one belt is on the line -- the big one! Landon Maddix fought through Christian Fury, Spike Jenkins and Sacred in the Cold Front Classic tournament to get to this point, and after beating two Rev-0ers to get to this point, what's one more? Toxxic, meanwhile, survived a midterm defence against Carnage, and now finds himself up against his biggest test to date. It's interesting to note that every Clusterfuck winner has gone on to win the big belt -- will the Cold Front Classic build a similar tradition? If it will, it will start tonight! Rules: Standard singles rules. Marker: Chuck Woolery SWF WOMENS' CHAMPIONSHIP CHRISTMAS STAR MATCH Megan Skye (SWF Womens' Champion) v. Jet v. Kelly Connelly -> Three women, two of them want the belt, the other one is sick of being bullied because she has the belt. As a result, the other two get a chance to dethrone Megan, in what may be the best match since the last crazy stip match I booked. Rules: In the Christmas Star match, there will be a pole in one corner of the ring. On the top of this pole will be a bright Christmas star. On the opposite side of the ring there will be a Christmas tree, fully decorated save for the star at the top. The first woman to put the star on the top of the tree gets whatever's in the gift box under the tree. Here's a hint: It's the Womens' championship. Marker: Chuck Woolery TAG #1 CONTENDERSHIP Wild and Dangerous v. "The Icon" Max King and Kelly Connelly -> A woman? Wrestling twice? OMG how can this be? Well, Max asked for it and I'm always one to oblige. Wild and Dangerous made their SHOCKING~ return on Storm, and were certainly expecting to become tag champions here. Too bad. W&D will have to re-earn their stripes, and if King and Connelly can somehow pull an upset, their stock is going to shoot up faster than Barry Bonds. And one. Rules: Standard tag rules. Marker: chirs3 SWF UNITED-STATES JUNIOR LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP & SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH DOUBLE THE TITLES DOUBLE THE PLEASURE MATCH Sean Davis (SWF Hardcore Gamers' Champion) v. Todd Cortez (SWF United States-Junior League Champion) v. Carnage v. Munich -> 2 Falls! 2 Furious! We've got four guys, an abundance of singles matches, and two titles that need to be defended. Cortez and Davis will have to pick their poison here, as there's some interesting stipulations attached to make this match one for the ages! Rules: There are no rules in this match. The USJL Championship is suspended above the ring. The first person to climb a ladder and retrieve the USJL belt becomes USJL Champion, and must leave ringside. If anybody scores a pinfall, they become the HCG Champion, and must leave ringside. The match ends when both belts have been won/retained. Got all that? I hope so. Marker: Powerplay CHRISTMAS LIGHTS DEATH MATCH Ghost v. Sacred -> See, I learned something from OAOAST. Ghost is not Mike Van Siclen, but Ghost is reppin' for Mike Van Siclen, who was forced out of the fed by Revolution Zero -- the stable that Sacred just so happens to be a part of. So here, Ghost will get a shot at dealing a huge blow to Revolution Zero, and inflicting some huge pain upon Sacred! Like they say on the blue collar comedy tour -- git-r-done! Rules: No rules. The ropes have been replaced by Christmas lights. Glass Christmas lights, not the pussy plastic ones. Have fun. Marker: Dace59 SWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP SINGLES MATCH "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins (SWF Cruiserweight Champion) v. Kaine -> We start with a singles match, and we end with a singles match. In his last try for the Cruiserweight belt, Kaine nearly had his neck broken by a move aptly named the I Just Broke Your Neck. As a result, he wasn't too happy, and he challenged Spike Jenkins to give him another match. Hey, if he wants his neck broken again, that's his prerogative. Anyway, Spike and SWFCC gave Kaine the match. Let's hope he doesn't kill himself for us. Rules: All cruiserweight singles rules are in effect; no throwing over the top rope, 20 count on count-outs. Play nice, children. Marker: Ace309 Decorum: There's a large menorah turned upside down atop the ramp, and the wrestler enters between the middle two candle holders. There is a large Smarktron where the base of the menorah would be. Also, there are two Christmas trees flanking the entrance way, and a pit next to the announcers where Santa Claus and the Hebrew Hammer sit, and children will be visiting with them throughout the night. Edited December 18, 2004 by Chuck Woolery Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2004 Card looks good to me....save for the christmas lights matcg. seems kind of iffy to me...eh. My match is more than I could even hope for. So if one were to write the match, and say, go after the USJL title...and win...would that person then be able to pick any of the other three competitors to gain the other belt? Because that would kick ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2004 Blah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2004 So it's GHOST right? Just want to make sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2004 Pshaw. John Williams leading the Boston Pops is such a vastly superior version of "Carol of the Bells" it's not even funny. I fear you may have cut this PPV a little close with the date, even if it's giving extra time... if at all possible, I would've worked to avoid a PPV that was so much as in the same week as Christmas. -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuban Linx 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2004 I'll do something for this, maybe write a match against Cardboard Comet or something, i don't know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2004 *Looks at all the times I wrote December 19th on Lockdown* *Looks stupid* And pole matches are good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dace59 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2004 I'm loving my match. It could be rather need to mark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2004 Expect a surprise in the #1 Contenders Tag Match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2004 Do I get to know about this surprise? or is it not a match sensetative surprise? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2004 Do I get to know about this surprise? or is it not a match sensetative surprise? Well, I PMed your partner about it... But I guess I can PM you too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2004 It'd be nice. I do run W&D with an iron fist you know. *hides from WC* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2004 It'd be nice. I do run W&D with an iron fist you know. *hides from WC* It's been sent to you. Check your PM folder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HVilleThugg 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2004 What happened to to the "joking" Xmas PPV? This one is too serious. I demand a Xmas PPV that at least contains Santa Claus, Cardboard Comet, Snow, Harlem Boys Choir, a silver Xmas Tree, and a panda with a manatee strapped to its back. Anything less is inadequate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Satanic Angel Report post Posted December 16, 2004 Would an appearance by HVT dressed up as Santa Claus suffice? I imagine after all the time away, he's gained enough to pass as Santa ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HVilleThugg 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2004 A very ghetto version...who stole presents instead of giving them out...but sure. I'd love to write something...but I don't have the time. Damn work gets in the way of everything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBostonStrangler 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2004 *hits Thugg with a 9-foot stuffed Santa Manatee, then covers Thugg in tinsel* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2004 *puts Thugg through car* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Korgath Report post Posted December 16, 2004 My match is more than I could even hope for. So if one were to write the match, and say, go after the USJL title...and win...would that person then be able to pick any of the other three competitors to gain the other belt? Because that would kick ass. Well, if I recall correctly... SWFCC hatez0rs people who write themselves to win both belts... so yeah, ideally, you should write someone else in to win the other belt. Not sure what the rules are on collaborative writing though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HVilleThugg 0 Report post Posted December 17, 2004 IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS YET!!! That's it...I want a Three-Way Santa Manatee Car Winshield Match on this PPV against Strangler and Rando! CC, make it so! ::No-sells Strangler's and Rando's existance:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBostonStrangler 0 Report post Posted December 17, 2004 Bullshit. I'm not fighting Rando. If they don't sub Raynor in, then this match ain't happening. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HVilleThugg 0 Report post Posted December 17, 2004 Fine, I'll throw in Raynor is exchange for a walrus, 2 buttons, Mark Stevens, and a teenage hooker from Venezuela (male or female). Do we have a deal? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted December 17, 2004 No. And I have veto power, because I AM the Walrus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted December 17, 2004 No. And I have veto power, because I AM the Walrus. "The time has come" the Ace, he said "to talk of other things..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted December 17, 2004 IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS YET!!! That's it...I want a Three-Way Santa Manatee Car Winshield Match on this PPV against Strangler and Rando! CC, make it so! ::No-sells Strangler's and Rando's existance:: Wouldn't MVS have to be in this also? *thinks back to JL* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted December 17, 2004 No. And I have veto power, because I AM the Walrus. "The time has come" the Ace, he said "to talk of other things..." Shut up, eggman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted December 17, 2004 No. And I have veto power, because I AM the Walrus. "The time has come" the Ace, he said "to talk of other things..." Shut up, eggman. ...Eggman!? No, I am NOT a video game villain, thank you very much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2004 Who do marked matches and promos go to? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2004 Fine, I'll throw in Raynor is exchange for a walrus, 2 buttons, Mark Stevens, and a teenage hooker from Venezuela (male or female). Do we have a deal? Oh come on, Thugg. I'm worth at least three Venezuelan hookers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2004 Chuck Woolery, chris. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
