The OAO SmackDown! Thread for 12/16/04

[Guest Phenom]

See, it's not blood! It's oil! It's thick black hair oil!

No, idiot, you ever see Psycho? It's chocolate.

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

what's the reasoning for showing this match in complettion?

 

Might as well just show the entire PPV now.

[AndrewTS 0]

Anyone care to explain why they're showing this match on TV? I missed them explaining that.

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

That was a textbook Squash right there.

[Guest Mosaicv2]

Cole said "shit". That's lame.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

That was a textbook Squash right there.

No it wasn't.

 

Textbook Squash = Diesel over Backlund in November 1994.

[Guest Mosaicv2]

More non-wrestling material. goodie.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

...Miz has Ed Grimley hair.l

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Go Puderman!

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

Puder should turn heel here and smack snow over the head with that brick thingy.

[The Mandarin 0]

Cole said "shit". That's lame.

What? He knows that word?

 

Why did he say this?

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

"I worked my BUTT off for eight weeks".

 

That makes me sick to think of all the great workers who have worked for 5 plus years waiting for the break this fucking kid gets.

[Guest Phenom]

"I worked my BUTT off for eight weeks".

 

That makes me sick to think of all the great workers who have worked for 5 plus years waiting for the break this fucking kid gets.

That's why I voted for The Miz.

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

I enjoyed the hell out of that segment with Angle and Team Angle 2.0

[Guest Mosaicv2]

Cole said "shit". That's lame.

What? He knows that word?

 

Why did he say this?

He said it because he wanted to sound cool... but one problem, he's not.

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

"I worked my BUTT off for eight weeks".

 

That makes me sick to think of all the great workers who have worked for 5 plus years waiting for the break this fucking kid gets.

That's why I voted for The Miz.

I said great workers.

[Guest Mosaicv2]

What's the deal with the Stacy/Torrie budweiser girls ripoff commercial?

 

"VOICEOVER!" "ONLINE!" catfight just like that

[Guest Phenom]

What's the deal with the Stacy/Torrie budweiser girls ripoff commercial?

 

"VOICEOVER!" "ONLINE!" catfight just like that

They ran out of original ideas back in 2003.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Undertaker's entrance...just won't work in the middle east.

 

...Taker's gonna roast if it's like last year.

 

And Long with a bad pun.

[Guest Phenom]

The Undertaker vs. Livejournal? Haven't they suffered enough?

[AndrewTS 0]

Earn that paycheck, Joy.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

...no more limo for JBL?

 

Aww...

[Guest Phenom]

...no more limo for JBL?

 

Aww...

Do you want to wait for 5 people to get out of a limosuine, one at a time, twice in one night?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

...no more limo for JBL?

 

Aww...

Do you want to wait for 5 people to get out of a limosuine, one at a time, twice in one night?

Less of JBL actually wrestling, think of that.

[AndrewTS 0]

Many WWE folks take offense to being given candy.

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

I'd mark if they found a way to turn the lights out in Baghad.

 

and 8 guys standing there nodding their heads at this is hilarious.

[Guest Phenom]

Many WWE folks take offense to being given candy.

And Balloons. Never forget about the balloons.

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

So who's the JBL chick again?

 

Amy? and how she become JBL's girl anyways?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I'd mark if they found a way to turn the lights out in Baghad.

"The Lights Went Out In Baghdad"

 

...sounds like a twisted country song.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

So who's the JBL chick again?

 

Amy? and how she become JBL's girl anyways?

Amy yes...and she's JBL's "Image Consultant."