Oh Velo-city Night, The Stars Were All Elsewhere

[Guest LooneyTune]

Vince McMahon Jr.! 1-2-3 he's got him...no!

[Guest LooneyTune]

This commentary team is giving me a Mooregasm.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

"summons the power" - ATTN: Steve Romero has a catch-phrase.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Man, they're really going with Heidenreich v. Taker II for the Iraq show?

 

If I was a soldier, I'd rather be off killing insurgents.

Maybe they'll think Heidenreich is an insurgent.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

And now, I go from Velocity to TNA Impact! ...Since I live in southern Jersey.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

"Paul London just received 80 Experience Points from that win!" - Solar Steve

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

"I'm Steve Romero, talk to you next week!"

 

Doubtful.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

How many gay jokes can they make on SNL? Jeez.

[NYU 0]

Come on. This "TV Funhouse" is pretty funny.

 

Dumbfuckistan?

 

And Rush picturing himself as Santa in a drug daze?

[Guest LooneyTune]

Steve Parmessian's commentary makes my penis bleed.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

I love how so many people turned and became anti-anti bush after he won the election.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

I love this Trump impersonation.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Awe, no 450? I'm hugely disappointed. That release German suplex off the 2nd rope was fucking sweet!

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

They totally fucked up the swank German spot in the match, and the commentators totally undersold it. God that was a bad match.

[NYU 0]

Well, it's not like Santa Claus is an actual American citizen, so he couldn't have impacted the election anyway.

 

Smigel probably should have chosen more relevant liberals. Michael Moore, Janeane Garofalo, etc. As insignificant as Garofalo's opinion is, Margaret Cho and Moby mean even less.

 

Either way, it was a pretty funny cartoon -- in a season where Smigel has been struggling.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Falalalalahahahalalala Chanukala!

[Guest LooneyTune]

That Donald Trump segment was pretty cool in a cheesy sort of way.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

I think a Santa/Paris Hilton theme would be more topical, the election was soooooo October.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

The helicopter part was great. They should have did that more and dummed down on the "Donald takes someone elses suggestion and calls it his own".

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Is part of Destinys Child lip synching and another part not?? Wow, thats great.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Whoa, Beyonce, Crack is bad.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Wait, Destinys Child still exist? I thought they died off a while ago. Whos the one with more makeup on than a $20 whore?

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

I think that was all live, but you can't be too sure.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

The Chorus wasn't live. They need to work on their 3 part harmony... This seems like a cash-grab or a favour if they aren't putting in the effort to sing together.

[Guest LooneyTune]

The Intimate World of Abraham Lincoln. HIGH-larious.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

This is terrible.

[Guest Fook_Theta]

Didn't like the new commentator of STEVE THE QUEEN. It could be because of the fact it was his first announcing job for any wrestling show(?), but they should have built him up through other jobs.

 

The London-Moore match was quite good, but the crowd was sitting on their hands. Excellent modified mat wrestling style they both put out. Guess it will take some time to get that style over.

[Guest LooneyTune]

I was completely out of the match because of the horrible commentary. Maybe if I watch the match again on tape with the sound off it will be better, but it just seemed to "bleh" on first viewing. No real big spots like in most of Londons matches, and Shannon Moore isn't exactly Mr. Charisma, except for being the Reject Road Warrior.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

The match sucked. The "mat wrestling" was loose and gratuitous. You have these two guys who are associated with high flying and crazy moves doing mat wrestling, why?

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Now, I may be just a crazy fan, but wouldn't it make sense, since Smackdown has Al Snow now, for AL to be commentating with Josh rather than Solar Plexus?

 

Nah, that's crazy talk.