Oh Velo-city Night, The Stars Were All Elsewhere

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Oddly enough, the shitty belt is still better than the WWE version of the US title.

[Guest LooneyTune]

A COMMERCIAL BREAK!?! Well I guess that's kinda lame, although the match sucks.

 

Jesus pulling Velocity duty!

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

"I'm just tryin to be black like you!"

 

- Aries Speares to Aaron Carter.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Is it safe to say yet the streak of good Velocity episodes ended at 2, unless London/Moore is a miracle **** match?

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

See - I haven't watched Smackdown in a long time and when you all have been writing "Jesus" lately I thought it was a clever reference to someone you had nicknamed Jesus (jee-zus).

 

Now I find out there's actually an active wrestler named Jesus.

 

Guys, I'm kind of disappointed.

 

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Oddly enough, the shitty belt is still better than the WWE version of the US title.

Oh come on, it's not THAT bad of a belt *the WWE version of the US Title*

 

I like it better than the current IC title. Course, I'm partial to the 86-98 design...

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Dude, if was fucking triangular and colourful. Jesus fucking christ it was hiddeous.

[Guest LooneyTune]

DARKNESS? Is that a refference to Eddie & Charlie Murphy from Rick James?

[Guest LooneyTune]

It's 1953 again with the B&W Televised Wrestling Matches!

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

What is that black stuff coming from Jesus's head? Is it oil? Is Papa Shango back??!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

The show now feels like an episode of short-lived sit com "Hi Honey, I'm Home!"

 

...I wonder if I'm the only one that remembers that show.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Cena punting Jesus' head rules.

[Guest LooneyTune]

The show now feels like an episode of short-lived sit com "Hi Honey, I'm Home!"

 

...I wonder if I'm the only one that remembers that show.

What the hell was that show?

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

The WWE hasn't been able to make a good bodyguard in a long, long while. Jesus is just a pussy here.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Dude, if was fucking triangular and colourful. Jesus fucking christ it was hiddeous.

The old Light Heavyweight title was Triangular as well.

 

As for colorful...it's colored with the United States Flag. Which, if you ask me, makes sense for a US Title.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

The show now feels like an episode of short-lived sit com "Hi Honey, I'm Home!"

 

...I wonder if I'm the only one that remembers that show.

The one Backstreet Boy was in it when he was a kid. The show was broadcast on CBS then rerun later in the week on Nick At Nite.

 

That didn't last long.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Falls Count Anywhere in a Street Fight? There goes logic, since all past SF's have only been allowed to end in the ring. HHH/Cactus and Angle/Shane most memorable.

[AnonymousBroccoli 0]

There seems to be a lot of spinny belt jealousy around here. This should ease your pain.

 

http://shopzone.wwe.com/product_detail.asp...ductId=13-00232

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

They need to have an East German wrestler who only wrestles in Black and White.

 

Dude, get over it, the title was ass. Just accept it.

[Guest LooneyTune]

The show now feels like an episode of short-lived sit com "Hi Honey, I'm Home!"

 

...I wonder if I'm the only one that remembers that show.

The one Backstreet Boy was in it when he was a kid. The show was broadcast on CBS then rerun later in the week on Nick At Nite.

 

That didn't last long.

Oh wait, I remember that! NICK aired it on a retro week along with old schools like You Cant Do That On Television...or is it Say That?

[Guest LooneyTune]

Cena has a bandage on his kidney! It's a miracle performed by Jesus!

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

The show now feels like an episode of short-lived sit com "Hi Honey, I'm Home!"

 

...I wonder if I'm the only one that remembers that show.

The one Backstreet Boy was in it when he was a kid. The show was broadcast on CBS then rerun later in the week on Nick At Nite.

 

That didn't last long.

Oh wait, I remember that! NICK aired it on a retro week along with old schools like You Cant Do That On Television...

Yeah, in 1999 for Nickelodeon's 20th anniversary they ran an episode or two.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Looney: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101116/

 

Rudo: Your opinion only on the belt. You don't like it, I do. We agree to disagree on that subject.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Isn't Jesus's neck fucked up? Aren't all these headshots, sorta, you know, not. safe.?

[Guest LooneyTune]

I wrote old schools... I meant old shows.

 

<---fucked up.

[Guest Askewniverse]

Cena punting Jesus' head rules.

Nah man, Cena punting Jesus' read hules.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Looney: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101116/

 

Rudo: Your opinion only on the belt. You don't like it, I do. We agree to disagree on that subject.

No No No No.

 

It's a shitty belt. There's no real debate here, only on how bad your tastes are

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

Cena punting Jesus' head rules.

Nah man, Cena punting Jesus' read hules.

lord wife

[Guest LooneyTune]

Cena punting Jesus' head rules.

Nah man, Cena punting Jesus' read hules.

God Damn, I hate that new Cena shirt.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

No No No No.

 

It's a shitty belt. There's no real debate here, only on how bad your tastes are

Whatever.

 

To me, it's not a bad belt.

 

The old US title with the buckle in the shape of the US and the first IC Title belt were worse than the Non Cena WWE US Title in my opinion.