The OAO SmackDown! Christmas in Iraq II: Electric

[ChrisMWaters 0]

If they really wanted to boost morale, the divas would be naked.

Yeah, but then it couldn't be aired on TV.

[Guest JMA]

What are those?

[Guest LooneyTune]

Miss Jackie replaces Sable in the Divas Doing Stuff segment. DDS... the return of ISSAC YANKEM!

[Exslade ZX 0]

...He literally sucked on her face...

[iliketurtles 0]

"I wonder what the gifts are?"

 

Old Brock Lesnar t-shirts.

[Guest LooneyTune]

It must be cold in Iraq considering Miss Jackies top...

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

they can't even give out real merch...they gave them the CHRISTMAS IN IRAQ shirts.

[Guest LooneyTune]

"I wonder what the gifts are?"

 

Old Brock Lesnar t-shirts.

Ugly ones probably too...

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Mick Foley knows their sizes. >_>

[iliketurtles 0]

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[ChrisMWaters 0]

You know...Foley would make a good Santa if Rankin Bass did another stop-motion special like Rudolph, Santa Claus Is Coming To Town, and Year Without A Santa Claus

[Guest Phenom]

It seems the women were naughty this year...

 

::hangs himself for such a bad pun::

[Guest LooneyTune]

Santa gave Dawn a half dranken bottle of Gatorade. HIGH-larious.

[Guest Phenom]

Santa does enjoy a catfight now and then. Ho ho ho!

[iliketurtles 0]

Why can't Foley have a match or something. Like Foley vs. Angle...that would be pimp.

[AndrewTS 0]

You know...Foley would make a good Santa if Rankin Bass did another stop-motion special like Rudolph, Santa Claus Is Coming To Town, and Year Without A Santa Claus

Foley bitched and complained about how hard voice acting was when he did Lowbrow (the MegasXLR pilot), so I don't think you'll ever see him do VAing again.

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

3 years ago; Foley would have fit perfectly in the suit. But he decided not to be retired and lost that weight.

[Guest LooneyTune]

...He literally sucked on her face...

Did the dude never kiss someone before or something? She probably has a hickey on her cheek now.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Why can't Foley have a match or something. Like Foley vs. Angle...that would be pimp.

Because by the end of the match, Foley would just be a melted blob on the mat.

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

Why can't Foley have a match or something. Like Foley vs. Angle...that would be pimp.

You don't know foley.

 

He only wrestles if he gets a Major Payday...He's limiting his matches and he'll be damned if he does a match on a novelty show.

[Art Sandusky 0]

People are re-enlisting yes, but don't make it seem like a common ocurrence. They're going a little over the top with the sugarcoating. Understandable since it's a holiday show and stuff, but still.

[iliketurtles 0]

Why can't Foley have a match or something. Like Foley vs. Angle...that would be pimp.

Because by the end of the match, Foley would just be a melted blob on the mat.

That's true.

[AndrewTS 0]

Why can't Foley have a match or something. Like Foley vs. Angle...that would be pimp.

Because by the end of the match, Foley would just be a melted blob on the mat.

Pack him in ice.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Foley would be gassed in 10 seconds in the Iraq heat.

[Guest Phenom]

Why can't Foley have a match or something. Like Foley vs. Angle...that would be pimp.

You don't know foley.

 

He only wrestles if he gets a Major Payday...He's limiting his matches and he'll be damned if he does a match on a novelty show.

Which is why I think he needs a job of doing commentary for Heat.

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

People are re-enlisting yes, but don't make it seem like a common ocurrence. They're going a little over the top with the sugarcoating. Understandable since it's a holiday show and stuff, but still.

Does it really matter? Jesus. At least they went. Let them have the troops tell their stories and shit.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Why can't Foley have a match or something. Like Foley vs. Angle...that would be pimp.

You don't know foley.

 

He only wrestles if he gets a Major Payday...He's limiting his matches and he'll be damned if he does a match on a novelty show.

Which is why I think he needs a job of doing commentary for Heat.

Foley/Coach would be a fun commentarry team, I believe.

[Guest Phenom]

Why can't Foley have a match or something. Like Foley vs. Angle...that would be pimp.

You don't know foley.

 

He only wrestles if he gets a Major Payday...He's limiting his matches and he'll be damned if he does a match on a novelty show.

Which is why I think he needs a job of doing commentary for Heat.

Foley/Coach would be a fun commentarry team, I believe.

And Snow/DeMott would work out perfectly.

[Art Sandusky 0]

People are re-enlisting yes, but don't make it seem like a common ocurrence. They're going a little over the top with the sugarcoating. Understandable since it's a holiday show and stuff, but still.

Does it really matter? Jesus. At least they went. Let them have the troops tell their stories and shit.

People here bitch about Foley not being in a match and what kind of shirts are being given the soliders, but I'm the one that's nitpicking when I talk about the friggin' reason they're having a show in Iraq in the first place.

[iliketurtles 0]

Why not Foley as a guest ref? Or is that too much to ask for too.

 

And I can't fucking stand "One."