The flight incident

[Guest Captian Linger]

Cribbed from the DVDVR board just in case you guys haven't heard all the speculation of *everything* that might have went on. Take this for what it is, but it's a fun read.

 

 

The story I`ve been hearing from two people who were on the flight goes something like this:

 

Hennig was spraying shaving cream in the hair of a number of the guys who were sleeping. Lesnar didn`t particularly dig that and was goaded into doing something about it by both Hennig and at least one other WWFE employee. It ended up with Lesnar choking out Hennig after smashing him up hard against one of the plane`s doors, actually shaking the aircraft. Michael Hayes thought it was all amusing, though Bradshaw, interestingly enough, didn`t. And he and Hayes got into it with Hayes briefly getting knocked out. X-Pac was reportedly the one who clipped off the ponytailed-mullet during Hayes` ``outage.`` Hayes came back to consciousness a little perturbed, I hear. While all this is going on, Ric Flair is parading up and down the aisle totally naked (not an unusual activity for ``the Hook.``) To keep this Three Stooges-like episode going, Dustin Rhodes and the usually non-confrontive Arn Anderson get into a shoving match, for some reason. All this scene needed was some cream pies to hurl around the cabin. And where are Hall and Nash in all this? Completely out cold in the back, ``feeling no pain,`` if you care to read between the lines on that one. Thank heavens this wasn`t a commercial flight, or there would have undoubtedly been federal criminal charges levied.

 

This may be some of the most outrageous behavior I`ve heard this side of junior high school. Hard to believe they`re all grown men! In retrospect, from us lowly fans` viewpoint, it is sort of amusing.

 

Again, this is just one take of what went on. And I don`t doubt it got a little exaggerated along the way before it got to me, so don`t expect this version to be the final word.

[Guest]

Again, this is just one take of what went on. And I don`t doubt it got a little exaggerated along the way before it got to me, so don`t expect this version to be the final word.

 

Kind of like the "Top DVD500" list

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

And then, a giant Pterodactyl grabbed the airplane in it's talons and flew it back to it's nest on the top of a dormant volcano.

[Guest Singular]

"While all this is going on, Ric Flair is parading up and down the aisle totally naked (not an unusual activity for ``the Hook.``)"

 

That visual is way too funny.  Can someone explain "the hook?"

[Guest]

I refuse to explain the "Hook" but Flair styling and profiling naked in the asile must have been after he took the flight attendent to space mountin

[Guest caboose]

What I think happened.

Flair tells Bradshaw to take Brock to Space Mountain.

So Bradshaw in an attempt to haze Brock Lesnar, tried to make Brock a member of Bradshaw's 'Mile High Club'.

Brock tells Bradshaw 'no', Bradshaw realises he can't take down Brock, and then lays into Hayes.

Brock however feels slightly violated, and Hennig makes a joke about Goldust which Brock misinterprets and whammo, Brock tries to kill Hennig by trying to Spear him through the Emergency doors.

Mean while Goldust cuts off Hayes hair to add to his wig.

In the Backgroung JR is screaming: 'HOSS!HOSS!HOSS!'.

[Guest]

Is this a joke or serious?

[Guest Goodear]

You know, I'm not usually one to defend Hall and Nash, but if on a flight with all this crap going on I would get hammered and sit in the back of the plane too.

[Guest]

Ha!

 

Strangely enough the original post is pretty damn close to what happened on that flight, aside from Flair stripping naked and parading up the aisle.

 

Honestly, I don't think even the most out-of-it dope fiend around could come up with anything more fucked up, while still staying in the bounds of something realistic. Tell this flight incident to anyone who doesn't know of WWF and they probably believe it for a second.

 

How great it'd be to be a WWF wrestler.....  I mean, aside from Bradshaw raping you in the shower while Mr. Perfect sprays everyone with shaving cream and Vince dances around bare-assed in JR's hat.