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Chyna arrested for hitting X-Pac

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Guest LooneyTune
Did anybody see the commercial on VH1 for Chyna on Surreal Life. According to one of the dudes on The Brady Bunch (the one who played the youngest boy), Chyna runs around the house all day naked. So, think about what the "celebrities" in that house had to go through.

"Hay, Joanie, I can see your doodle!"

"Mom always says 'Don't play with your balls in the house'".

:throwup: Give this man the $10,000...

Fine that man $10,000. :throwup:

That money disappeared faster than Chynas dick in Waltmans ass.

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Guest Trivia247

And Joanie and Sean have a sex tape on the market...

 

it kinda finishes the picture that she slaps him around..

 

Imagine what HHH put up with when he was with her for so many years

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Guest LooneyTune

Rumors are when Hunter kissed Chynas dick, his nose grew three sizes that day.

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Imagine what HHH put up with when he was with her for so many years

You have done the impossible, and made me feel bad for HHH. I don't know whether to cry or to congradulate you.

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Guest LooneyTune
Imagine what HHH put up with when he was with her for so many years

You have done the impossible, and made me feel bad for HHH. I don't know whether to cry or to congradulate you.

Congradulate him while crying.

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Joey Buttafuccocan beat Chyna

Chyna can beat X-Pac

X-Pac can beat Kane

Kane can beat Austin

Austin can beat Rock

Rock can beat Hogan

 

thus, Joey Buttafuco can beat Hogan

Joey Buttafucco can beat Chyna

Chyna can beat X-Pac

X-Pac can beat Kane

Kane can beat Austin

Austin can beat Rock

Rock can beat Hogan

Hogan can beat Inoki

Inoki can beat Vader

Vader can beat Misawa

 

Joey Butafucco totally ownz Misawa!

Here's a shortened version.

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Guest LooneyTune

You could also substitute Mark Henry for Kane, since I'm sure X-Pac beat him and Henry and everyone elses mother beat Vader in 1998.

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Guest netslob
Did anybody see the commercial on VH1 for Chyna on Surreal Life. According to one of the dudes on The Brady Bunch (the one who played the youngest boy), Chyna runs around the house all day naked. So, think about what the "celebrities" in that house had to go through.

"Hay, Joanie, I can see your doodle!"

"Mom always says 'Don't play with your balls in the house'".

:throwup: Give this man the $10,000...

Fine that man $10,000. :throwup:

That money disappeared faster than Chynas dick in Waltmans ass.

yeah, that's what happens to all my money.

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6 degrees of Buttafucco

 

Joey beat Chyna

Chyna beat Pac

Pac beat Kane

Kane beat Taker

Taker beat Hogan

Hogan beat Andre...

 

Joey Buttafucco could've taken Andre the Giant

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Guest BrokenWings
What I want to know is what is X-Pac doing bringing his kids around the Playboy Mansion??!?!?!?

I read that as she beat him after returning from the Playboy mansion. Maybe I'm wrong.

 

I prefer "penoris" over "shenis", although the latter has a better ring to it. I've become a damn insomniac trying to avoid it as it haunts my dreams.

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Joey Buttafuccocan beat Chyna

Chyna can beat X-Pac

X-Pac can beat Kane

Kane can beat Austin

Austin can beat Rock

Rock can beat Hogan

 

thus, Joey Buttafuco can beat Hogan

Joey Buttafucco can beat Chyna

Chyna can beat X-Pac

X-Pac can beat Kane

Kane can beat Austin

Austin can beat Rock

Rock can beat Hogan

Hogan can beat Inoki

Inoki can beat Vader

Vader can beat Misawa

 

Joey Butafucco totally ownz Misawa!

Here's a shortened version.

Wonderful.

 

Say... didn't Inoki fight Muhammed Ali? HMMMM......

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