The one & only out of character anglesault thread

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

Is the OAOAST a real efed, or..?

[Guest Tony149]

We're an e-fed. We call ourselves a "parody e-fed", but that's like Vince McMahon calling WWE "Sports Entertainment" instead of wrestling. It's just there so we could coin a phrase.

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

Because I'm a lazy bastard and don't want to scan through this monster thread just yet, is there a page or a quick link to the rules/character sheet?

[Guest J*ingus]

Well, there really are no concrete rules, especially for the OAOAST itself. Basically, just show up (expect to be hazed as a rookie), and start messing around. Goofy shit, no-selling, and flagrant use of deus ex machina is the rule of the day.

[Guest Tony149]

Jingus is right. We don't have many rules. Just show up and start a feud in thee thread titled "the one & only anglesault thread".

 

We'll probably put up a thread explaining who we are and how we book things soon.

 

BTW, Jingus...yes, the OaOast returning to SMs would be like Raw going back to USA.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Hey... do you think we should pin the Character Specs, so in case there aren't any new members for a while people writing matches won't have to search and search for it?

[Guest Tony149]

I'll pin it.

[Guest Angle-plex]

We should have everyone post in this thread after every time they update their character specs too.

[Guest Angle-plex]

Was Agnes TFA AND AngELsault?

No. Just TFA.

 

It was so funny. Alf, in one of your posts when we first moved to the new board, you made a thread named "Why was AP banned?" and you said:

 

"All of Angleplex's posts are gone.

 

Oh well, at least all of Fallen Angel's posts are gone too"

 

I thought SOMEONE would have figured it out then.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

lol. Myself I enjoyed the early days if TMO when no one had any clue who the fuck it was.

 

 

IT WAS ME AND AGNES TAKING TURNS~!

 

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA~!

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Wait... so you really WERE TMO? I thought that was just a running joke.

[Guest alfdogg]

Dammit.

 

I wanted to reveal him to be SG.

 

That way I would look like a good detective.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Wait... so you really WERE TMO? I thought that was just a running joke.

MWAHAHAHAHAHA~!

 

At least I fooled one person...even if it was just Evenflow

[Guest alfdogg]

But Agnes WAS my ORIGINAL guess, so I was still HALF right.

[Guest Angle-plex]

But Agnes WAS my ORIGINAL guess, so I was still HALF right.

Actually, I wasn't TMO when you said it was me. CWM was doing it all for a day or two before I started.

[Guest alfdogg]

But you still switched off...so I'm still right.

 

Don't make me...uh...um...job you.

[Guest Angle-plex]

Don't make me...uh...um...job you.

 

I don't see the threat.

[Guest alfdogg]

...

 

To TEST~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Here's the OaOast super-secret ratings formula

 

Agnes + jobbing = RatingZ!

[Guest Angle-plex]

Here's the OaOast super-secret ratings formula

 

Agnes + jobbing = RatingZ!

I knew it!

 

To TEST~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!

 

[Guest alfdogg]

The 1.4 version of EWR has belt values.

 

The World will be 100, obviously.

 

What should the tag, USTV (we really need a different name for that title), and X titles be?

[Guest alfdogg]

Actually, I'm going to put the World belt at 90 instead of 100.

 

I figure if we put it at 100 and don't do perfect every time, it'll devalue the belt.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

I'd say Tag at anywhere between 80-85, USTV no more than 80, and no more than 65-70 for the X Title, since that's the newest belt (and is defended in stip matches).

[Guest alfdogg]

I tested them like this:

100

80

80

70 (x)

 

Here's what it said:

Alfdogg makes a good OAOAST World Champion.

This team (GM & GN, but hopefully he'll have a new partner by the to take GN's place) makes good OAOAST Tag Team champions.

Big Poppa Popick is far too good for the OAOAST USTV title. I'd give it to Thunderkid instead.

The Superstar makes a good OAOAST X Champion.

 

Then I vacated all the titles, and it said this:

World: I'd give the title to Alfdogg.

USTV: Superstar

X: Green Mist

On tag, it doesn't recommend an actual team.

[Guest The Superstar]

USTV: Superstar

 

OMFG, bookers, TAKE NOTE~!!!

[Guest Thunderkid]

Big Poppa Popick is far too good for the OAOAST USTV title. I'd give it to Thunderkid instead.

Looks like you got another match for Monday...

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

hey TK, you want a shot at the ustv title? sure thing, make the challenge in the cwm motherfyucking shit thread and if im still champ ill defend

 

dood thats so going in my signature

[Guest BifEverchad]

what can I do, if anything, at Excessive Force?

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

Bif, if you can't find someone to have a match with, you could cut a promo.

 

Or you could have a match with WWE wrestler or something to introduce yourself.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Bif why dont you challenge hhh in a special match...

 

hes our whipping boy