Guest Posted May 8, 2002 Report Posted May 8, 2002 Er.....BTW, BPP.....I think the Dangerous Alliance was WCW. In fact, I've been busting out the classic Wargames ('91, '92) and they are in the '92 one, so I can confirm this.
Guest Posted May 8, 2002 Report Posted May 8, 2002 Wargames 95 was the best one. All because of the Dungeon of Doom, except for Kamala he acts too stupid!
Guest Tony149 Posted May 8, 2002 Report Posted May 8, 2002 War Games 1987 & 1992 were by far the best ones. Blood everywhere. Since you guys are doing War Games at AngleSlam...there better be LOTS OF BLOOD.
Guest Posted May 8, 2002 Report Posted May 8, 2002 There will be a bloody massacre if the Faces decide to tear down the cage and go inside to help the Tentas. Good idea Tony, Jason vs Another Monster will be so bloody that the wrestlers in the next matches will slip in it frequently.
Guest Posted May 8, 2002 Report Posted May 8, 2002 :grabs alfdoggs blade and helps him out with it....oops, I slipped.....sorry alfdogg : Here that BPP? BLUD! Lots of it.
Guest Sandman9000 Posted May 8, 2002 Report Posted May 8, 2002 Since I think I am the resident BJW/CZW freak, I am more than willing to tap a number of arteries if necessary. Also, if I am booking the Hardcore Tourny (? Someone let me know if I am) I have a number of blood-freeing ideas to use. Looks like this PPV should be AngleSlam: Bloodbath. Actually, no, that sounds stupid, forget I said that.
Guest Posted May 8, 2002 Report Posted May 8, 2002 ANGLESLAM ----------------------------------------------------------- War Games {Written by BBP} Winner Team Chooses 1 Member to be #1 Contender at Next PPV aWo Red-Anglesault, CWM, BigMcLargeHuge aWo Blue-Angle-plex, Caboose, Some-Guy, Alfdogg Faces of Fear- Earthquake, ?, ?, ? Deadly Alliance & In-Crowd- BBP, TSS, Zack Malibu, Evenflow DDT --------------------------------------------------------- OAOAST World Title {Written by Angle-plex} Anglesault vs The Sole Survivor OAOAST IC Title {Written by Caboose} CobainWasMurdered vs Alfdogg Tourny for Hardcore Title {Written by Sandman} Winner of Tourny vs. The Sole Survivor Tourny for Hardcore Title {Written by Sandman} Winner of Sandman vs Treble Charged vs. Winner of MarioLogan vs EvenFlow DDT Hell in a Cell [Written by TSS} Angle-plex vs Caboose Tourny for Hardcore Title {Written by Sandman} Sandman vs Treble Charged MarioLogan vs EvenFlow DDT Brock Lesnar vs Jason [Written by MarioLogan} Pennywise vs Rikishi {Written by MarioLogan}
Guest Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 Who's organizing this thing? CWM and Anglesault have already done it.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 how about you organize it AP? I'll send you the date of the show,etc. if you want it.
Guest Anglesault Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 Damn, the show is PACKED! and I don't have a match to write (WAHOO!) BTW, when we post AngleSlam, we should have NOTHING but the show, not even backstage stuff. We can do that in the OAOAST.
Guest Sandman9000 Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 Well, I'm adding a good chunk of the show. Who should I send everything to, and pretty much bother with pointless questions that should be obvious to everyone but me?
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 angle-plex is the man to bother for this PPV
Guest Anglesault Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 Okay, I just thought of a Russoeriffic clusterfuck gimmick for the title match. A "Stairway to Heaven match" (I think their may have been an ECW match with this name, but it's not that match. Here's my plan. We have a ladder in the middle of the ring. Then we would have the blue WWF cage around that ladder, but raised so that the bottom of the cage would just meet the top of the ladder. Near the top of the cage but off to the side a little is a scaffold. Righ aboce the scaffold is the hell in a cell, but raised a little higher than that. The object would be to climb up the ladder until you can reach the cage. Then you would climb up the cage until you reached the scaffold (With weapons on it) you would fight on the scaffold until both competitors could climb to the top of Hiac (At this point, we are like 50 feet above the ground.) The object would be to fight on top of the cell with the weapons up there. To win, you would have to throw your opponent OFF the cell. Obviously, the match can't end until both opponents make it to the top of the cell, so if there is a fall from a lower height, the match continues. It should be booked as the most dangerous match in OAOAST history and should be the main event. What do you think?
Guest Sandman9000 Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 That sounds incredibly disturbing, unnecessarily brutal, and downright wrong. I love it. But since we already have War Games and Hell In A Cell, I think it should wait a couple shows, so that we don't overdo the Cage gimmick. In addition, I've also got an idea for what could be the ultimate deathmatch, which I'd like to try sometime. (In the thread, not real life.)
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 that would be pretty fucking cool.
Guest Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 Jason will not fight Lesnar. Jason will fight Lesnar in another show. After the match Jason is attacked and injured by the man who will be his opponent at Angleslam. Don't be surprised as to who it is. This match will the bloodiest match at Angleslam, and some of the weapons will be left behind for the Hardcore matches, and some of the competitors might slip in the blood left behind.
Guest Anglesault Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 But since we already have War Games and Hell In A Cell, I think it should wait a couple shows, so that we don't overdo the Cage gimmick. Well, that would be the joke. We still ARE a parody thread, and we are running a show with about 18 different cage variations. but if you all think it should wait...
Guest Sandman9000 Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 Well, with the current events in the OAOAST (You have been paying attention, right?) the AngleSlam card now looks like this: ANGLESLAM ----------------------------------------------------------- War Games {Written by BBP} Winner Team Chooses 1 Member to be #1 Contender at Next PPV aWo Red-Anglesault, CWM, BigMcLargeHuge, Sandman (aWo bitch until AngleSlam) aWo Blue-Angle-plex, Caboose, Some-Guy, Alfdogg Faces of Fear- Earthquake, ?, ?, ? Deadly Alliance & In-Crowd- BBP, TSS, Zack Malibu, Evenflow DDT(If he lives to make it to War Games!) --------------------------------------------------------- OAOAST World Title {Written by Angle-plex} Anglesault vs The Sole Survivor OAOAST IC Title {Written by Caboose} CobainWasMurdered vs Alfdogg Tourny for Hardcore Title {Written by Sandman} Winner of Tourny vs. The Sole Survivor Tourny for Hardcore Title {Written by Sandman} Winner of Sandman vs Evenflow DDT(Who is going to die!) vs. Winner of MarioLogan vs Treble Charged Hell in a Cell [Written by TSS} Angle-plex vs Caboose Tourny for Hardcore Title {Written by Sandman} Sandman vs Evenflow DDT (Evenflow's gonna diiie, Evenflow's gonna diiie!) MarioLogan vs Treble Charged Brock Lesnar vs Jason [Written by MarioLogan} Pennywise vs Rikishi {Written by MarioLogan} (Card subject to change at any moment) I should have a majority of my stuff in by the end of the weekend. Even though my senior prom is on Friday night, my date has a lacrosse game the next morning, so I won't be able to get her drunk and nail her from behind. Whoops. I meant (In a loud voice) I, UM, A, AM GOING TO TAKE HER ON A, UH, ROMANTIC EVENING, WHERE, UM, I WILL BE THE PERFECT, DAAA, GENTLEMAN, AND I WILL RESPECT HER, UH, HER BODY, AND HER WISHES AT ALL TIMES, AS I DO, AH, NOT WISH TO REGISTER AS A SEX OFFENDER ANYWHERE. (Loud voice off) Yep, that's it. No ass pounding Bradshaw-style here. ::Looks around room to see a bunch of people starting at him: Best believe I be shuttin up now.
Guest Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 When is Angleslam? I plan to have Jason injured on a show before Angleslam.
Guest Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 How about a 30 minute Iron Man match for the main event? [i just watched the Steamboat/Rude Iron Man Match } Anyways, I think it's time we got our own announcers. I say there should be 3: 1 - The first guy should be a Jim Ross type. A Face announcer the loves the faces no matter what. Good for hyping storylines. Basic wrestling knowledge. 2- A wrestler the knows a lot about wrestling. Knows most of the move names and helps with phsycology. Joey Styles type. 3- A heel announcer. Not a jerry lawler type. A true heel announcer, like Heyman was. We need some names though....
Guest Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 How about a 30 minute Iron Man match for the main event? [i just watched the Steamboat/Rude Iron Man Match } Anyways, I think it's time we got our own announcers. I say there should be 3: 1 - The first guy should be a Jim Ross type. A Face announcer the loves the faces no matter what. Good for hyping storylines. Basic wrestling knowledge. 2- A wrestler the knows a lot about wrestling. Knows most of the move names and helps with phsycology. Joey Styles type. 3- A heel announcer. Not a jerry lawler type. A true heel announcer, like Heyman was. We need some names though.... 1. Gorilla 2. Raven 3. Jesse Ventura
Guest Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 1. Gorilla 2. Raven 3. Jesse Ventura Exactly like those 3. I was thinking we need some origonal guys though.
Guest Tony149 Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 I like your idea of having announcers. But you know what the problem with that would be?...Depending on the way you guys wanted to do it, you would have to PM all the matches to your announcer(s), then who ever is the announcer(s), they would have to do a lot of play-by-play. I'm going to give an example using my Tony "The Body" character & JR. Example: JR: "GOOD GAWD! Angle-Plex just gave a DDT to some fan in the crowd!" Tony "The Body": The moron got what he had coming, Ross. He tried to attack Angle-Plex. Angle-Plex was defending himself. Although seeing that reminds me of all the girls who mob "The Body". I'm not easy, Ross!" You would also have to be very organize to do something like that. The whole card to an event would have to be ready to go so the guy has time to write that stuff.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 yeah that would be a big obstacle to overcome. if anyone has an idea onn how to overcome it though...
Guest Anglesault Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 Havn't a clue, CWM So what's the final vote on Stairway to Heaven? Now or wait?
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