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Guest Some Guy
Posted

There once was a man named Some Guy

For looking at him he'd punch out your eye

He lived in the city of Boston

A city you're sure to get lost in

In the city he and the aWo go looking for pie.

Guest Some Guy
Posted

DO you mean that's good, like "That's enough, cut the shit" or "that's cool"?

Guest alfdogg
Posted

Here it is, if anyone is interested.

 

Tonight, I was banned from the SmartMarks board by one Bps21 for asking how to put a personal picture in my signature tag line. Looks like my two year off and on legacy has finally come to an end. I had been with the Smarks since the Delphi board. Oh well.

 

But, for your entertainment, here is the transcript that got me banned. I'm the guest. This was retrieved after I was banned.

 

Guest - Raw is War. Anyway, wrestling posts aside, I'd really like to know how to put a picture in my signature line. I've tried everything and nothing works.

 

bps21 - Did you try postin that question in the proper forum?

that might be a step in the right direction.

 

Guest - Did it ocuur to you, a moderator, that the appropriate thread has a combined total of about 48 posts? I'd like my question answered tonight, not next month. If you don't want to answer the question, fine, but I'm not doing any harm by asking it to the other posters.

 

bps21 - What occurs to me is that this board has rules.

Abide by them or be banned. That was the only warning you will get.

 

Guest - Get a life Bps. I'm not breaking any rules. What I'm doing is no different than what you used to do when you turned every intelligent thread into a ridiculous conspiracy theory thread or how Anglesault turns many a thread into a bitchfest about Edge/Angle. I just asked a simple question that would ellicit a simple answer and from me a simple "thanks." I'm not trying to sway the course of the thread. If you would like to ban me for that, feel free. As you can see by my post count this forum is not a big part of my life, sorry to disspaoint you.

 

bps21 - Thats it. Despite my dislike for you I have not let that sway my attitude towards modding this board. Despite the couple of pms I have received from posters about you I have turned the other way because any action taken by me would be constewed as biased. Given the fact that you will not follow rules I issue you a warning. Flaming a mod who told you how to conduct yourself on the board is unexceptable.

Goodbye.

 

Well, that's it folks. Banned for asking a simple question. And remember, this is the same Smarks forum where Anglesault is a cult hero. Go figure. Thanks for listening. Oh, and I know Bps is supposed to be a mod here as also. Oh well.

 

-

 

And he says WE don't have OUR facts straight?  It says in bps' LAST SENTENCE why he was banned, but of course he skips over all the details in his vain attempt to insult someone.  And of course most of those tools believed his side of the story.

Guest Big Poppa Popick
Posted

Twas the Night before Angleslam

and all through the land

Fans ask "Who will say, quitting I am"

 

Will it be the the In-Crowd, or the Faces of Fear

Or the aWo (nah, they're just too queer)

 

But whatever happens, know this is true

At the end of the night, you'll know who is who

Guest alfdogg
Posted

There's a new guy named "HHHandAngleRule" that I have a hunch is Revelation HMS, aka Best Buy Team Member Since 2002.

 

Just read his sig.

Guest Anglesault
Posted

HHHandAngleRULE has been around a while

Guest Tony149
Posted

Has anybody ever thought of creating a logo for the OAOAST?

Guest alfdogg
Posted
HHHandAngleRULE has been around a while

Really?  Today is the first time I've seen him.

Guest treble charged
Posted

According to his profile, HHHandAngleRule joined on May 8 (or sometime around then).

Guest treble charged
Posted
Screw the website. Geocitites sucks.

Man, you're dedicated.  How long did it take you to give up, 5 minutes?

Guest Big Poppa Popick
Posted

hey

ummm

are we gonna have a site then?

 

like hey angleplex...make the pages and ill host it off a subdirectory on my personal server

 

:)

Guest J*ingus
Posted

I want poerty, dammit!  

 

 

Mary had a little lamb,

and then JINGUS ravished, killed, and ate them both,

though not necessarily in that order.

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted

We need more free-form poetry, like from Jingus.  I haven't written poetry in a long time, so give me a few tries to get it right...

 

Down and out

And done and gone

Misery awaits me in my darkest minute of my darkest hour

My true self hides

Amidst tattered clothes and dirty thoughts

Imaginary trials, unrealistic tribulations

Cannot hide... cannot hide.

Now I've won

And gone and done

All that best befits me

Down and out? I'm up and in

The In Crowd definitely suits me

My true self lives

In fancy clothes and dirty thoughts

Some things never change

Cannot hide... nothing left to hide

Only that the lightest minutes of the lightest hours are yet to come

 

Uhhh... yea... never mind, forget the poetry section.

Guest J*ingus
Posted

evenflow, did you go to the Jeff Hardy School For Creative Writing?

Posted
Man, you're dedicated.  How long did it take you to give up, 5 minutes?

 

Actually, I worked on it for 2 hours today. Geocities isn't very good though, so I'll do it off a different site.

Guest treble charged
Posted

I was just joking anyway man.

Guest Some Guy
Posted

There once was a man named Anglesault

Bitching about HHH is not his fault

He's from New York you see

So he probably has an STD

He got it from Angle's "mault"

 

 

:) I'm just busting your balls AS.

Guest Some Guy
Posted

There once was a man named Mario Logan

He's pissed that the DOD didn't beat Hogan

He's obsessed with with Freddy and "The Shape"

Sometimes he scares us with his love for Earthquake

he should watch Charles Grogan

 

 

Give me a break.  Logan is hard to rhyme 3 times.

Guest Some Guy
Posted

There once was a man named Angle-Plex

Upon HHH he placed a hex

Now Hunter is slow and bloated

Steph ripped off his nuts, threw 'em in the ocean and they floated

With Stacey he wants to have sex.

 

Thy're getting worse, but I'm trying damn it!  :)

Guest Some Guy
Posted

There once was a man named Caboose

His alliance with the aWo is loose

he lives in Great Britain

A place I wouldn't even shit in

I think he's moving to the home of the Canadian Goose

 

Just joking about England.

Guest Some Guy
Posted

There once was a man named EvenflowDDT

He's always saying, "What about Me?"

He whines and complains

Not only when it rains

The aWo squashes him like a Flee

Guest Some Guy
Posted

There was was a group called aWo

They kick ass and bang HOs

There group is quite strong

They drink beer and hit Bongs

When they hit the ring their opponents yell, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

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