Guest Ace309 Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 Please accept my offer of a full pint of Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, on the house.
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 Suicide King...? Buying him beer? Impossible... he's gay! Gay men don't like beer.
Guest Grand Slam Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 That is a good idea. A Bottle of whatever dark, thick beer he likes! The first one ios on me. Fortunatly, I will actually be able to buy him one...
Guest Insanityman Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 I'm sure Edwin could blend you something if you don't like a beer at the moment King. *Hands a couple of twenty-four packs of Bud to King* Simple beer for the young'n that barely knows anything about drinking.
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 1 ounce Blue Curacao! 1 ounce SoCo! 1 ounce Stoli's--the flavor of your choosing-! and a motherlode of seltzer water and/or Sprite! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, the fizzling, the sizzling, the antichristic fo shizzling--the Blue Cavalier! Please forward all thanks to the University of Virginia.
Guest TheBostonStrangler Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 *gives King a pint of Guinness*
Guest Insane Clown Dan Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 *gives King a lifetime supply of various beers/wines, lesbian porn videos, a mountain of PICTURESQUE~! cheese, and the barbwire-tipped kendo stick of ultraviolence and eeeeeviiiillll!!!* All that is fit for a King!
Guest Posted May 9, 2002 Report Posted May 9, 2002 OK, King...I'm sorry about being pissed about me not being booked for two shows...but in my deepest regards, I would like to present you with some fine wine, some very nice Cognac, and some Crown Royal... and Three 12-packs of Corona, because ONLY THE BEST FOR A KING!
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Posted May 10, 2002 Report Posted May 10, 2002 Yeah? Didn't you read my post, he doesn't like beer!
Guest TheAntipop Posted May 10, 2002 Report Posted May 10, 2002 I've got something better than beer for King. It's in my pants.
Guest chirs3 Posted May 10, 2002 Report Posted May 10, 2002 I'll buy King a hundred bazillion beers once I see who wins on Storm...
Guest ErekT2k Posted May 11, 2002 Report Posted May 11, 2002 Shouldn't Xero be the one starting a thread like this? Nvm. Why beer? *buys King an expensive bottle of champagne*
Guest chirs3 Posted May 11, 2002 Report Posted May 11, 2002 What happens if you lose? Then the beers will have a slightly more yellow shade, if you get my meaning...
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted May 11, 2002 Report Posted May 11, 2002 Then the beers will have a slightly more yellow shade, if you get my meaning... Ha ha! You're going to spray paint them! Chris, you are so funny!
Guest ErekT2k Posted May 11, 2002 Report Posted May 11, 2002 I thought he was going to add orange slices to the beer. There goes my theory.....
Guest Suicide King Posted May 12, 2002 Report Posted May 12, 2002 Well I am not exactly one for refusing charity beer, so keep 'em pouring boys!
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Posted May 12, 2002 Report Posted May 12, 2002 I'd like to see that yellowish beer Raynor plans to give you. *cheap-shot*
Guest redbaron51 Posted May 12, 2002 Report Posted May 12, 2002 Damn it, i thought it would be food colouring. I have Vodka.
Guest redbaron51 Posted May 12, 2002 Report Posted May 12, 2002 Shouldn't Xero be the one starting a thread like this? Nvm. Why beer? *buys King an expensive bottle of champagne* w00t do j00 mean???????
Guest Smeghead Posted May 13, 2002 Report Posted May 13, 2002 /me arrives at PDS's house. /me picks the lock and enters. /me sneaks through the house very quietly to avoid that damned Elk. /me finds refrigerator and opens it, and pulls out a 12-pack of Budweiser. /me turns around...and unfortunately, the Elk is right there! He doesn't look happy. /me offers the Elk a beer out of desperation...and he takes it. Whew! The Elk finishes the beer. He appears to want more. /me gives him another. And another. And another. One more. He's having trouble opening this one. /me opens it for him. Is he done? Nope, one more. /me opens it again. Elkberg drinks it...and finally passes out. /me sneaks out of the house and runs like hell! /me drinks a beer to celebrate the successful raiding of PDS's fridge. /me finds Suicide King and gives him the 12-pack...er, make that the 5-pack of Budweiser. Sorry King. You want more, you steal it yourself.
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