The one and only buy suicide king a beer thread

[Guest Ace309]

Please accept my offer of a full pint of Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, on the house.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Suicide King...?

 

 

 

Buying him beer? Impossible... he's gay! Gay men don't like beer.

[Guest Grand Slam]

That is a good idea. A Bottle of whatever dark, thick beer he likes!  The first one ios on me.

 

Fortunatly, I will actually be able to buy him one...

[Guest Insanityman]

I'm sure Edwin could blend you something if you don't like a beer at the moment King.

 

 

*Hands a couple of twenty-four packs of Bud to King*

 

 

Simple beer for the young'n that barely knows anything about drinking.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

1 ounce Blue Curacao!

1 ounce SoCo!

1 ounce Stoli's--the flavor of your choosing-!

and a motherlode of seltzer water and/or Sprite!

 

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, the fizzling, the sizzling, the antichristic fo shizzling--the Blue Cavalier!

 

Please forward all thanks to the University of Virginia.

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

*gives King a pint of Guinness*

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

*gives King a lifetime supply of various beers/wines, lesbian porn videos, a mountain of PICTURESQUE~! cheese, and the barbwire-tipped kendo stick of ultraviolence and eeeeeviiiillll!!!*

 

All that is fit for a King!

[Guest]

OK, King...I'm sorry about being pissed about me not being booked for two shows...but in my deepest regards, I would like to present you with some fine wine, some very nice Cognac, and some Crown Royal...

 

 

and Three 12-packs of Corona, because ONLY THE BEST FOR A KING!

[Guest Muzz]

Wait, why are we giving King beer's?

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Yeah? Didn't you read my post, he doesn't like beer!

[Guest crusen86]

Shouldn't evil heels be stealing beer?

[Guest TheAntipop]

I've got something better than beer for King.  It's in my pants.

[Guest chirs3]

I'll buy King a hundred bazillion beers once I see who wins on Storm...

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

What happens if you lose?

[Guest ErekT2k]

Shouldn't Xero be the one starting a thread like this?

 

Nvm. Why beer?

 

*buys King an expensive bottle of champagne*

[Guest chirs3]

What happens if you lose?

 

Then the beers will have a slightly more yellow shade, if you get my meaning...

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Then the beers will have a slightly more yellow shade, if you get my meaning...

 

Ha ha!  You're going to spray paint them!  Chris, you are so funny!

[Guest ErekT2k]

I thought he was going to add orange slices to the beer. There goes my theory.....

[Guest Suicide King]

Well I am not exactly one for refusing charity beer, so keep 'em pouring boys!

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

I'd like to see that yellowish beer Raynor plans to give you.

 

*cheap-shot*

[Guest redbaron51]

Damn it, i thought it would be food colouring.

 

I have Vodka.

[Guest redbaron51]

Shouldn't Xero be the one starting a thread like this?

 

Nvm. Why beer?

 

*buys King an expensive bottle of champagne*

w00t do j00 mean???????

[Guest Smeghead]

/me arrives at PDS's house.

 

/me picks the lock and enters.

 

/me sneaks through the house very quietly to avoid that damned Elk.

 

/me finds refrigerator and opens it, and pulls out a 12-pack of Budweiser.

 

/me turns around...and unfortunately, the Elk is right there!  He doesn't look happy.

 

/me offers the Elk a beer out of desperation...and he takes it.  Whew!

 

The Elk finishes the beer.  He appears to want more.  /me gives him another.

 

And another.

 

And another.

 

One more.  He's having trouble opening this one.  /me opens it for him.  Is he done?

 

Nope, one more.  /me opens it again.  Elkberg drinks it...and finally passes out.

 

/me sneaks out of the house and runs like hell!

 

/me drinks a beer to celebrate the successful raiding of PDS's fridge.

 

/me finds Suicide King and gives him the 12-pack...er, make that the 5-pack of Budweiser.  Sorry King.  You want more, you steal it yourself.