Games you never beat

[Guest Smues]

you guys ever play the x-men game for genesis.  It took me like a year to figure out you acually had to reset the game after mojo's board in order to go farther.  Thats the only game i've ever seen do that.

 

--Rob

Oh the repressed anger is surfacing. That fucking drove me insane. I could kick mojo's ass, but never figured out you had to hit the fucking reset button. Took me probably a year too, when I finally did figure that out I wanted to shoot the fucking game.

[Guest J*ingus]

Oh yeah, one that has to go on the list is the original Spy Hunter.  That's a game that is quite literally DESIGNED to be unbeatable, because it NEVER FUCKING ENDS.  You drive, you shoot, you die.  Maybe if you're real lucky, you get to the boathouse and turn into a boat, and then float, shoot, and die even faster.

[Guest The Mighty Damaramu]

Who Framed Roger Rabbit for the NES, which was a pretty damn sweet game but I could never beat the judge, he would always beat the hell out of me, I think I saw somebody beat it once but I never could beat that game.

 

I played that game. I could never get very far at all.

 

-Dick Tracy was a challenge.....I still have nightmares of the way he would slump over when he died.

-I remember Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street. Not only were they impossible but I was a little kid so they scared the shit out of me.

-Rocko's Modern Life. I could not even beat the first level.

-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles..........Turtles 2,3, and so on were great.....this was just difficult as hell.

[Guest Just call me Dan]

Man, didn't Friday the 13th game just freak you out with the music and the cute little faces of the kids getting Xed out when they suddenly died.

 

Freaky shit.

[Guest razazteca]

Smash Tv is hard to beat, looking for the keys is a major problem.

 

Strikers 1945, game seems to go on forever

 

Zombies Revenge, I hate the train level

[Guest Smeghead]

TMNT 1 is definitely beatable.  The only real problem with it is that there are no passwords or continues, so you have to do it all in one sitting.  And the enemies in the last level are pretty tough, but once you actually get to Shredder you're home free.  For a guy who's supposed to be a great Ninja master and is covered with sharp knives, he's a total pussy.

[Guest Black Lushus]

Shredder is a puss in EVERY TMNT game it seems...

[Guest]

Speaking of pussies, Kevin Nash was the physical embodiment of the mutated Shredder in the second Ninja Turtle movie.

[Guest Singular]

Paper Boy was sweet but I never beat it.  I'm not even sure it has an ending.

[Guest Just call me Dan]

I never got anywhere on paperboy wither.  But I didn't care and I guess it just didn't bother me.  Weird.

[Guest bravesfan]

I swear RC Pro AM (NES) was the product of Satan.

 

When does this f*cking game end?!? Anyone?

 

I'm stating this in the time that I was a 5 year old and had a tough time sitting through THIS game, cuz it never ended. After the levels reached the late 20's, the comp cars always seemed to blow past me in a few seconds. Several frustrating years with this game ensued...

 

Please don't mention to me there is a ROM of this game floating around. It would only pain me more.

[Guest treble charged]

What about old Atari games?

Most of those had about 2 levels looped together, so beating them was next to impossible.

[Guest Smues]

The Simpsons: Bart's Nightmare for SNES and Sega.

Holy fuck did this one cause me pain, after much play I could beat every level, except the fucking Indiana Bart level. I swear that was fucking unbeatable. Even with the magically powers of insta-save and reload via an emulator i cant beat that level.