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Worst ring attire of all time?

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Guest sek69

I just watched the Best of the Von Erichs DVD and Kevin Von Erich comes back from injury to have a grudge match with Chris Adams wearing what looked like purple tighty-whites with lighter purplish/pinkish stripes on it.

 

Sure it was the 80s and all, but it was like he was trying to bury the needle on the Johnny B. Badd Fag-o-meter (TM Scooter) made even more hilarious by the fact that he was supposed to be all ANGRY in his revenge match.

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Guest sek69
Don't get me wrong, I like Dusty, but WTF was Vince thinking? :huh:

He was thinking "now I can embarrass that fat fuck who booked for my biggest competitor all those years".

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Guest LooneyTune

TL Hopper. The guy wore dirty pants and wife beaters while carrying a plunger around with him.

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Guest sek69
Men on a Mission.....any incarnation of Viscera has been tough to look at.

I dunno, Bat-Viscera is pretty cool.

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Beniot at one point was wearing purple/lavender tights which was not a good look. HHH wore purple as well. Just not a good color for a tough guy. Although Bret pulled off pink pretty well.

 

Owen's caution tights during his Nation days were pretty bad.

 

Aldo Montoya's jock strap mask.

 

Rikishi's thong.

 

Flash Funk's outfits.

 

Jeff Jarrett's tights with the suspenders from his Double J days.

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Guest LooneyTune

Montoya's mask has got to be part of a joke or something. I could imagine it... Vince asking what would be a good idea, and for laughs someone said "how about a yellow jockstrap?"

 

Kinda like the David Arquette idea Tony Schiavone pitched as a joke, but Vince Russo took it seriously.

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I despised some of Razor Ramon's outfits. Particularly the hot pink, banana yellow and powder blue versions. I understand if Rick Martel is wearing pink, but the supposed 'bad guy' sure as hell shouldn't be.

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Giant Gonzalez: Airbrushed naked suit.

The Johnsons: Flesh colored suits and masks.

Naked Mideon: Fanny pack...and...OH GOD MY EYES!!

 

I sense a theme here.

 

The purple and lavender tights Benoit had were just not a good idea and neither were the snakeskin pants Taker used.

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I wasn't a big fan of Angle's red and white pinstripes. Rey Rey's daredevil ripoff costume sucked as well.

 

Oh, and who could forget John Cena's baby blue shorts?

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Guest LooneyTune

Who could forget John Cena ripping off Mike Tysons Punch Out by wearing the same tights as Little Mac?

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John Cena once wrestled in red basketball shorts and I thought that looked pretty bad, he even worse ugly looking baggy jeans while competing in the '03 Royal Rumble.

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Yes, I did wear this singlet for a brief period of time, and yes I apologize.

 

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Clearly no one heard Randy Savage's cries for help in the mid 90s.

...who could hear them over that loud-ass get up? :lol:

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